Yep, summer. Isn't it great to think about all the exciting things you can do off school (assuming the majority of us are in school). But what do the Rogues think about summer?

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K-2SO: Happy summer you humans

Orson Krennic: Why thank you, K-2SO.

K-2SO: I wasn't talking to you

Orson Krennic: Yeah, well I'm still responding.

Jyn Erso: ARRRRGGGGHH I OFFICIALLY HATE SUMMER NOW!!!

Orson Krennic: Oh dear. What could POSSIBLY be so dramatic that you must make a scene of it?

Jyn Erso: MAMA SENT ME TO SUMMER SCHOOL

Lyra Erso: IT'S SUMMER HOMESCHOOL, JEDHA YAREAL N'YONGO!!

Jyn Erso: THE HORROR!!!

Jyn Erso: *faints and dies*

K-2SO: Bummer

Orson Krennic: The heck, Jyn.

Cassian Andor: Well since my phone is about to explode I might as well see what everyone's chatting about

K-2SO: We're talking about summer. Got any plans Cass?

Cassian Andor: a little

K-2SO: Please share

Cassian Andor: I'm going to singing lessons

K-2SO: Oh gawd no

Cassian Andor: I'm kidding. I sound amazing already! I don't need singing lessons

Orson Krennic: You're so modest, Andor.

Cassian Andor: Why thank you

K-2SO: Has everyone picked up on my sass now?

K-2SO: AWESOME!!!

K-2SO: That's on my summer bucket list. To make everyone in this chat sassy

Galen Erso: I have a summer bucket list too!

Cassian Andor: Cool!

Galen Erso: Wanna hear?

Orson Krennic: No...

Galen Erso: 1. Bring Orson out on a date chat
2. Have a make out session in the Galennic book
3. Get married
4. Adopt a child
5. Pretend Astri doesn't exist

Astri Krennic: HEY!!!!

Galen Erso: Because if you do exist that ruins my plans for Galennic so please move along. Nothing to see here.

Astri Krennic: DAAADDDDD!!! WHY MUST YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SUCH A WEIRDO?!????

Orson Krennic: He's a cool weirdo.

Astri Krennic: I'm surrounded by lunatics.

Cassian Andor: IM A WEIRDOOOOO

K-2SO: NO CASSIAN!! DO NOT SING!! YOU ARE NO MANOLO SÁNCHEZ!!!

Cassian Andor: Fine. Then I'll be a dance instructed instead.

K-2SO: Forc Dammit Cass

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!!

Chirrut Îmwe: BY THE END OF THIS SUMMER, I'LL HAVE YOU NEVER SAYING THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN EVER AGAIN!! THAT IS MY GOAL

K-2SO: But I didn't say the Force's name in vain. I said the Forc

K-2SO: It's not the same thing

Chirrut Îmwe: Fork?

K-2SO: Yeah Forc

Chirrut Îmwe: The Cat and the Fiddle are going to be very triggered at you. So is the Cow, the Little Dog, and the Dish

K-2SO: I do not care. At least I did not use Force

K-2SO: And I'm fairly sure it was a spoon

Chirrut Îmwe: YAY!! I LOVE YOU NOW KAY

K-2SO: :):)

Baze Îmwe: I see what you did there kay 😒

Orson Krennic: Îmwe family, what do you guys have planned for summer?

Baze Îmwe: I plan on saving the whales

Chirrut Îmwe: I WILL MAKE EVERYONE BELIEVE IN THE FORCE

Lyra Erso: WAY AHEAD OF YOU, CHIRRUT!!

All the Jedi: We believe in the Force!

All the Sith: Us too!

All the Grey Jedi: Count us in!

All the Grey Sith: We exist!

Chirrut Îmwe: I'm surrounded by holy members of the Force 😇

Qui-Gon Jinn: The Force surrounds us. It binds us, and penetrates us-

[Maul has interrupted Qui-Gon Jinn's text]

Maul: Just like how I penetrated you

Obi-Wan Kenobi: HOW DARE YOU!! IM KICKING YOU OUT!!!

Eren Jaëger: How about you take my text book's kicking system for this one?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: ??

Eren Jaëger: Kick him

Maul: Y U GANG UP ON ME :(

[Obi-Wan Kenobi has MURDERED Maul]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You Titan people have issues.

Eren Jaëger: *TRIGGEREDDDDDDDD*

Galen Erso: Eren! What's your summer goals

Eren Jaëger: 1. KILL ALL THE TITANS!!

2. Spend more time with Ezra

Orson Krennic: Why does derp even ship those two?

Bodhi Rook: Because her brain needs cleaning out

Bodhi Rook: Also, hello.

K-2SO: Welcome to this Andorkable chat

Bodhi Rook: ... thanks?

K-2SO: Here we talk about our summer goals, do lots of shouting, and murder people

Bodhi Rook: 0.0 I don't think I want to see the murdering part

Eren Jaëger: I changed it back

K-2SO: Whyyyyy

Lyra Erso: Thank you, Eren.

[Lyra Erso has kicked Eren Jaëger from the group chat]

Orson Krennic: We also talk about our summer plans/goals, Bodhi.

Lyra Erso: I plan to fix Jyn and Galen's grammar.

Galen Erso: I DONT NEED GWAMMA

Armitage Hux: GWAMMA OVERRRATURD

Lyra Erso: *TRIGGERED BEYOND IMAGINATION*

Orson Krennic: Wow. Who knew it was physically possible to have steam pouring out of ones ears.

Baze Îmwe: Holy smokes

Bodhi Rook: Wow...

K-2SO: Wowza

Chirrut Îmwe: Dang

Cassian Andor: Well damn

Cassian Andor: Bodhi do u have any summer goals

Bodhi Rook: I just want to spend my time being with you 😊

Cassian Andor: :)

K-2SO: So cute!! Pilot²!!

Galen Erso: So cute it makes me want to puke

Orson Krennic: GALEN!!!

Galen Erso: I'm kidding

Wilhuff Tarkin: I'm not

Baze Îmwe: Tarkin?!??

Thrawn: Hiiiii

Chirrut Îmwe: THRAWN?!?

Agent Kallus: Sup

K-2SO: KALLY!!!

Agent Kallus: *socks K-2SO to the moon* ONLY ZEB CAN USE THAT TRADEMARKED NAME!!!!!

Arihnda Pryce: ORSOONNNN

Orson Krennic: Pryce!!??

Wilhuff Tarkin: ORSON MARRY ME

Arihnda Pryce: NO MARRY ME!!!!

Thrawn: NUUUUU MEEEEEEE!!!

Orson Krennic: Get a life, will you?

Orson Krennic: I'm already engaged

Everyone: O.O

Orson Krennic: -in running away from you guys!

Wilhuff Tarkin: KRENNNICCCCCCC

Arihnda Pryce: YOU WILL LOVE MEEE

Thrawn: PIZZAAAAAA

Agent Kallus: ...

Cassian Andor: I didn't know Orson could run that fast

Orson Krennic: Making my way downtown
Running fast,
Faces pass,
And I'm Death Star bound!

Galen Erso: ORSON IS MINNNEEEEEEEE

Orson Krennic: Running faster**
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The Cat and the fiddle comes from a Mother Goose rhyme. If you're unfamiliar with it, here's the rhyme:
Hey dittle dittle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Orson's song reference comes is A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton. Here it is if you want to listen.

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