Well I'm back from vacation so now I'll have a little more time to write chapters.

This is an idea that came from a car game my siblings and I played on our way to the airport.

I don't own anything.
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Bodhi Rook: Yo! Rogue 6!

Orson Krennic: You mean Rogue 7?

Bodhi Rook: Yeah wtever

Bodhi Rook: I have a great chat idea!

Bodhi Rook: It's called making a story!

Orson Krennic: ...

K-2SO: What a MARVELOUS idea!

Jyn Erso: So descriptive!

Cassian Andor: 👏👏👏

Bodhi Rook: You all suck

Bodhi Rook: No the seven of us go round robin and we say three words and make a sentence!

Jyn Erso: ... I'm confused

Cassian Andor: Me too

Baze Îmwe: I think I get it

Orson Krennic: I don't.

K-2SO: That is a stupid idea

Chirrut Îmwe: What's going on?

Bodhi Rook: It'll be easier to understand when we play. I'll go first. Then we'll have Baze, Jyn, Orson, Cassian, Chirrut, and Kay

Bodhi Rook: Once upon a

Bodhi Rook: (Now you say three words Baze)

Baze Îmwe: Time there was

Jyn Erso: (Ooh I get it)

Jyn Erso: Turd in the

Orson Krennic: Middle of Cassian's

Cassian Andor: (AW COME ON!!!!!)

Orson Krennic: 😜

Cassian Andor: Droid named K-2SO.

K-2SO: (I am insulted)

Chirrut Îmwe: K-2SO was very

K-2SO: Sad because he

Bodhi Rook: Could not help

Baze Îmwe: Make Pilot² canon

Jyn Erso: Because Jassian was

Orson Krennic: Not as awesome

Cassian Andor: As Cassitubby. Thus,

Chirrut Îmwe: This sentence makes

K-2SO: A story that

Bodhi Rook: Is so retarded

Baze Îmwe: It makes Orson

Jyn Erso: Look even dumber.

Orson Krennic: Orson is amazing.

Cassian Andor: Orson speaks in

Chirrut Îmwe: Chicken Language because

K-2SO: He's a dumb****

Bodhi Rook: And K-2SO was

Baze Îmwe: Still stuck in

Jyn Erso: The turd. Meanwhile

Orson Krennic: Jyn was dumb

Cassian Andor: Enough to kiss

Chirrut Îmwe: Orson and make

K-2SO: Jynnic! ;)

Jyn Erso: (I hate you Kay)

K-2SO: (The feeling's mutual)

Bodhi Rook: (Kay two more words)

K-2SO: Then K-2SO

Bodhi Rook: Freed himself from

Baze Îmwe: The turd and

Jyn Erso: Fell in mud

Orson Krennic: Along with Jyn

Cassian Andor: who was stuck

Chirrut Îmwe: Face first and

K-2SO: Suffocating to death.

Bodhi Rook: And then Bodhi

Baze Îmwe: Made Pilot² because

Jyn Erso: He banged Solo

Everyone: (WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR)

Jyn Erso: (Hey! They're both pilots!)

Orson Krennic: But Jassian died

Cassian Andor: So did Galennic

Chirrut Îmwe: So did Cassitubby

K-2SO: So did Jyn.

Bodhi Rook: And then Baze

Baze Îmwe: Said "Oh Chirrut!"

Jyn Erso: "Be my turd!"

Orson Krennic: (What is it with you and turds?)

Orson Krennic: And Chirrut said

Cassian Andor: "I will be"

Chirrut Îmwe: "Your turd forever!"

K-2SO: Then they banged.

Bodhi Rook: Meanwhile Orson was

Baze Îmwe: Not a turd

Jyn Erso: Except he was.

Orson Krennic: A glorious turd!

Cassian Andor: And then Cassian

Chirrut Îmwe: Said "The heck!"

K-2SO: "I didn't join"

Bodhi Rook: "The rebellion for"

Baze Îmwe: "All this reekshite!"

Jyn Erso: "But you did!"

Orson Krennic: said Turdy Jyn.

Cassian Andor: And then Orson

Chirrut Îmwe: Said very loudly

K-2SO: "Y'ALL DUMB MOTHMAFORCERS!!"

Bodhi Rook: "You're so immature!"

Baze Îmwe: "Don't deny it!"

Jyn Erso: Orson's immature too!

Orson Krennic: DO NOT USE

Cassian Andor: THE TURDY JYN

Jyn Erso: (Really Cass?)

Chirrut Îmwe: NAME IN VAIN!!!

Chirrut Îmwe: (Cassian said the Force's right?)

Orson Krennic: (Oh totally.)

K-2SO: So then the

Bodhi Rook: Rogue 6 went

Orson Krennic: (What about me?)

Baze Îmwe: To see whales

Jyn Erso: Springing in water

Orson Krennic: And splashing everyone

Cassian Andor: And K-2SO froze.

K-2SO: (I don't get cold!)

Cassian Andor: (Your joints)

K-2SO: (...)

Chirrut Îmwe: When suddenly a

K-2SO: Cookie fell out

Bodhi Rook: Of the sky

Baze Îmwe: And hit Orson

Jyn Erso: In the gut

Orson Krennic: (JYN, GROW UP!!)

Jyn Erso: (NO!)

Orson Krennic: Suddenly Eren Jaëger

Cassian Andor: (We're dragging that bastard into this?)

Cassian Andor: became a Titan.

Orson Krennic: (Watch it, Andor. He might come after you.)

Chirrut Îmwe: He cried and

K-2SO: made the Pacific.

Chirrut Îmwe: (I didn't see that one coming)

Bodhi Rook: He visited Seaworld (in Titan form)

K-2SO: (U can't see Chirrio)

Baze Îmwe: to free whales

Cassian Andor: (Let him dream)

Jyn Erso: Or eat them

Baze Îmwe: (JYYYYNNNNNN 😤😡)

Orson Krennic: But he didn't.

Baze Îmwe: ( Yay 😌)

Chirrut Îmwe: And then Chirrut

K-2SO: Had a turd

Bodhi Rook: Which he tossed

Baze Îmwe: Over the rainbow

Jyn Erso: The space rainbow,

Orson Krennic: Where it landed

Cassian Andor: In a large

Chirrut Îmwe: Gaping hole called

K-2SO: The toilet bowl.

Bodhi Rook: The Rogue 7

Baze Îmwe: Then kicked Krennic

Jyn Erso: Off a cliff

Baze Îmwe: (I was thinking more along the lines of out of the group...)

Orson Krennic: (Thanks a lot, Jyn. -_- )

Orson Krennic: Where he survived

Cassian Andor: Because the cliff

Chirrut Îmwe: Was made of

K-2SO: very fat and

Bodhi Rook: tasty marshmallows!

Baze Îmwe: Suddenly pineapples fell

Jyn Erso: and landed on

Orson Krennic: Cassian's coconut head.

Cassian Andor: (ORSOOOOONNNNNN)

Cassian Andor: The pineapples then

Chirrut Îmwe: Grew legs and

K-2SO: Danced the robot.

Bodhi Rook: Bodhi danced along

Baze Îmwe: Until Cassian came

Jyn Erso: And pushed Bodhi

Orson Krennic: Into bed where

Cassian Andor: They made pilot²

Chirrut Îmwe: And everyone lived

K-2SO: Happily ever after.

K-2SO: Okay im sick of this game

Baze Îmwe: Me too

Jyn Erso: I was just getting into the groove!

Cassian Andor: Aw come on! We were making pilot²!

Jyn Erso: We should have made Jassian

K-2SO: Why don't you go date Leia instead Jyn?

Orson Krennic: Capital idea.

Chirrut Îmwe: Very much so

Bodhi Rook: We should continue

Orson Krennic: No...

Cassian Andor: Yes!

K-2SO: Hell no

Baze Îmwe: Nah

Jyn Erso: Yes!

Jyn Erso: HAHA UR OUT VOTED

Orson Krennic: That's an even split, you idiot! We need Chirrut to choose!

Everyone: CHIRRUT!!

Chirrut Îmwe: What is it?

Jyn Erso: Do you want to stop the game yet or no?

Chirrut Îmwe: (ur turn K-2SO)

Chirrut Îmwe: Oh we're stopping?
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