Somebody Should Get Married
But who will it be??????????
Weird story, Wattpad sent me some message saying that my story was miscategorized so they changed the category to fanfiction. Has anyone had that problem before?
I don't own anything.
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Jyn Erso: Somebody should get married in this book.
Galen Erso: Lyra and I are married
Lyra Erso: Even though you want to run off and marry Orson.
Jyn Erso: Why are you guys so weird?
Galen Erso: Sorry 😐
Jyn Erso: ...
Lyra Erso: If by anything, Jedha should be the one married.
Jyn Erso: And why is that, Mama?
Lyra Erso: You deserve to have the love of your life before the book ends.
Galen Erso: Why are you guys referring to a book? What book ends?
Lyra Erso: Riiiiiggghhht... you don't have forth wall breaking abilities yet.
Galen Erso: But that's Eren Yaeger's job
Lyra Erso: Well, the wall breaking disease infected K-2SO when he dated Eren and then it infected some others and finally reached Jyn and I.
Galen Erso: ... can u infect me with it?
Jyn Erso: Sorry, Papa. I have no idea how to do that.
Galen Erso: 😒
Jyn Erso: Anyway, I was going to talk to some of my friends and see if I could find someone interested in me. Maybe I'll find the love of my life then.
Death Star Plans: Hi Jyn
Jyn Erso: ...
Jyn Erso: OMG 😱
Jyn Erso: THE DEATH STAR PLANS CAN TEXT!???
Death Star Plans: Hell yeah
Death Star Plans: Hey wanna go out baby 😏
Jyn Erso: OMGOMGOMGOMG MAMA!! CAN I GO OUT WITH THE DEATH STAR PLANS?!? PLEASE?!??
Lyra Erso: Jyn, you are 22 years old. You can make your own decisions.
Jyn Erso: EEEPP!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!
Jyn Erso: Oh, and by the way, Mama. Numbers under one hundred should be written out.
Lyra Erso: Thank you for noticing, dear. I'll remember that.
Galen Erso: Wait! Why are u giving her permission to go out with the Death Star Plans? I thought u hated that idea.
Lyra Erso: She used proper grammar and punctuation today.
Galen Erso: ... soooo if I use proper grammar can I go out with Orson?
Lyra Erso: No, you may not.
Galen Erso: :(
Jyn Erso: Thank you, Mama! 😊 Love you!
Lyra Erso: You're welcome.
Galen Erso: Jyn, do you know where you're going to meet this guy... er, plans?
Jyn Erso: I'm texting him right now!
Jyn Erso: We're meeting on Endor.
Lyra Erso: Wonderful! Have fun, dear!
Jyn Erso: I will! Bye!
Galen Erso: ... I have a weird feeling about this
Saw Gererra: LYRA UR NOT SUPOOSED TO MAKE MORE SHIPS!!!
Lyra Erso: What's a supoosed?
Saw Gererra: ...
Armitage Hux: hah
Lyra Erso: Saw, you need someone in your life to keep your head on.
[Lyra Erso has added Person to the chat]
Lyra Erso: Here you go!
Person: Hi Saw!
Saw Gererra:
Person: It's me, Steela
Saw Gererra: STEELA GERERRA?!??
Person: Yep
Saw Gererra: HOW ARE U TEXTING?!?
Person: Well, by this story's logic, Galen could text in carbonite and Armitage is alive so I can text as a ghost
Saw Gererra: SUDDENLY I WANT TO SHIP ALL THE ROGUE ONE CHARACTERS
Galen Erso: And I want to break the forth wall... :(
Armitage Hux: fam yull nevah break da 4th
Saw Gererra: MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE
Armitage Hux: and e'erythung wuz resolved as da book came towrds its final chaptuhs
Armitage Hux: dee und
Bodhi Rook: lol nope. This book is nowhere near the end
Bodhi Rook: Wait what book?
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Apparently it's hard to type on a phone with one hand... which is what I'm doing right now because by other hand is petting my dog.
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