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A wonderful idea suggested by Cassians_girl ! Let's have a little fun, shall we? 😏

But first, a random meme I made.

I don't own anything.
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[K-2SO has texted in 'ROGUE 6 AND KRENNIC CHAT ONLY IF ANYONE ELSE IS ADDED I WILL MURDER EVERYONE Stop being an idiot Kay I WILL MURDER YOU FOR CALLING ME THAT Why is this chat name so weird? It's called Rogue Txt logic, Orson']

K-2SO: I have Cassian's diary!

Cassian Andorrook: WHAT

Cassian Andorrook: NOO

Cassian Andorrook: GIVE ME MY DIARY BACK!!! NOW

Orson Krennic: Tough luck with that. You're nearly 40 centimeters shorter than K2

K-2SO: It's even funnier when I raise my arms

Jyn Eros: Cassian is trying to climb K2  like a tree

Chirrut Îmwe: K2 read it!

Baze Malbus: YEAH!!

Bodhi Andorrook: Guys... that's not right

Orson Krennic: Pfft who cares?!

Bodhi Andorrook: ...

Cassian Andorrook: PLEASE DONT READ IT K!! I AM BEGGING YOU VERBALLY AND OVER TEXTING!! I WILL HAIL YOU AND YOU CAN BECOME CAPTAIN FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES!!!

K-2SO: Ooh! I like that idea!

K-2SO: Okay!

Cassian Andorrook: Thank you!

Baze Malbus: BUT ILL READ IT

Cassian Andorrook: FORCE DAMMIT

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN GOSH BAZE WHAT KIND OF GUARDIAN OF THE WILLS ARE YOU?!??

Orson Krennic: Read it Baze!

Jyn Eros: Well actually, text it

Baze Malbus: Okay

Baze Malbus: 12/15/BBY 0: I should probably start a diary. I've always wanted to do one but have never gotten around to it. Never hurts to start now.

Also, I hate Krennic. Someone please kill him for me.

Cassian Andorrook: My life is ruined...

Orson Krennic: Yes, yes it is.

Baze Malbus: 12/16/BBY 0: Jyn is sobbing over Rogue One. Honesty, the movie was okay but it's not my favorite. Sure, Jassian is a cute ship... but the rest of the movie was a bust.

Jyn Eros: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!??

Cassian Andorrook: Well Rogue One wasn't the best movie in the world!

Jyn Eros: SCREW YOU!! NO JASSIAN FOR U!!!

Baze Malbus: You might want to calm your-

Chirrut Îmwe: Don't say it

Baze Malbus: Right...

Chirrut Îmwe: Read something interesting

Baze Malbus: okay

Baze Malbus: 12/25/BBY 0: OMG OMG OMG I AM HAVE A MAJOR FANBOY MOMENT!! BODHI KISSED ME UNDER THE MISTLETOE!! I CANT EVEN HOLY **** HE IS SO CUTE

Cassian Andorrook: ... faq

Orson Krennic: JASSIAN IS COMING UNDONE!!

Bodhi Andorrook: PILOT² FTW

K-2SO: MY SHIP IS SAILING

Jyn Eros: So you never loved me?

Cassian Andorrook:

Chirrut Îmwe: CONTINUING

Baze Malbus: 12/27/BBY 0: Can I murder Krennic right now? Why must he be in our chats? I swear to the Force, if he doesn't start acting immature like the rest of the chat I am going to gouge his little blue eyes out of his head.

Orson Krennic: Cassian, you need a therapist.

K-2SO: Big time

Cassian Andorrook: I kno

Baze Malbus: 01/01/BBY 1: Hooray. New Years. The start of another ************* year where everyone stays up till midnight and gets drunk.

Baze Malbus: 01/03 BBY 1: Bodhi broke up with me and Jyn hates me. Force dammit.

Cassian Andorrook:

Jyn Eros: I remember those days... they were rough

Baze Malbus: 01/12/BBY 1: Okay, Krennic is not too bad but I still want to punch him now and then. I've also been thinking about getting together with K2. Argh, why is my head filled with romance all the time? Is this what most girls do in their spare time?

Jyn Eros: As a girl, I can confirm that, no, romance is not what we think about all the time. We think about a lot of other things. Like how we wish we were taller or shorter, prettier, or had bigger boobs.

Chirrut Îmwe: But what if you already had big boobs?

Jyn Eros: Then we think about what clothes we should wear

K-2SO: Bodhi thinks about that a lot

Bodhi Andorrook: NO I DO NOT

Orson Krennic: But you wear the same jumpsuit all the time

Bodhi Andorrook: EXACTLY

Baze Malbus: 01/14/BBY 1: I broke the forth wall. It hurt because DERP_EYES IS A COMPLETE A******!!! HOLY **** SHE NEEDS SOME SERIOUS THERAPY!!!

Bodhi Andorrook: Well, duh

Orson Krennic: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ABOUT HER?!?

Cassian Andorrook: Hey, not all of us are her favorite character

Orson Krennic: So this is based off the fact you aren't her favorite character?

Cassian Andorrook: HOW DOES SHE LIKE YOU OVER ME?!??

Orson Krennic: Well Jyn liked me over you at one point. I mean, we ended up getting married.

Jyn Eros: We were fed UCrayCray powder. I didn't ask to be married to me.

K-2SO: SHUT UP AND LETS LISTEN TO MORE ENTIRES

Baze Malbus: 02/02/BBY 1: What is the purpose of groundhog's day? Also, I think maybe I should ask Bodhi out for Valentine's Day. Idk...

Bodhi Andorrook: YET YOU NEVER DID

K-2SO: He asked his Teletubby out instead

Cassian Andorrook: K2!! DONT TELL THEM

Baze Malbus: 02/14/BBY 1: I chicken. I'm too scared to ask Bodhi out. I guess I'll just keep pressing the Jassian ship instead.

Bodhi Andorrook: THIS IS HOW YOU HAVE NO GIRLFRIENDS OR BOYFRIENDS YOU ******

Orson Krennic: ^^

Baze Malbus: 2/21/BBY 1: I hate K2. He has been lurking around me all the time. I think he's planning on stealing something...

Chirrut Îmwe: THE 4TH WALL IS DOWN

K-2SO: It's almost like u predicted the future Cassian

Cassian Andorrook: Someone please kill me

Orson Krennic: Nah. I'll just gouge your eyes out

Jyn Eros: JASSIAN ISNT REAL 😭😭😭😭

Baze Malbus: Well that was entertaining

K-2SO: Now let's see what Orson's diary says

Orson Krennic: OH $@;@:&({*{+%£{ NO!!!
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Lol maybe I'll do Orson's later.

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