I think you know what kind of stuff is going to go down from the chapter title.

I don't own anything. Just these stupid ideas and the OCs that randomly appear.
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IV.

[Leia has logged on]
[Luke has logged on]

Leia: Luke where ru

Luke: Hiding

Leia: THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE COME HOME

Luke: Nu

Leia: Han just died

Han: DID NOT

Leia: UR ALIVE?!??

Han: Alive and well!

Luke: How did you get into this chat? I didn't see you sign on

Han: I was in here for a while before you guys jumped in

Leia: If you're not dead where ru

Han: Hiding

Luke: Me too!

Leia: COME ON GUYS

Han: Hehe

Luke: You'll never find me!

Leia: I'm tired of playing hide and seek

Han: Too bad

Luke: Make us come out!

Leia: *sighs* Ben Solo has a girlfriend

Han: WHATDOEKFNSLGHWVTBFE IM COMING HOME RN!!

Luke: HOLY BOTHANS ME TOO

[Han has logged off]
[Luke has logged off]

Leia: 😈

[Leia has added Kylo to chat]

Leia: Read above my dear son

Kylo: OMRG

Kylo: MOM!!!

[Leia has added Rey to chat]

Kylo: MOOOMMMM!!!!

Rey: Do I need to take out the emo space trash?

Kylo: DONT TELL HER

Leia: Read above Rey

Kylo: :(

Rey: WHAT THE BANTHA

Kylo: My life has been ruined

Leia: Now go have fun you two love birds!

Kylo: OMRG

[Kylo and Rey have both kicked Leia out of chat]

Rey: What does OMRG stand for?

Kylo: Oh My Reek Grasshoppers

Rey: Okay...

Kylo: Well actually it was Oh My Reek God but Snoke said that Reek gods don't exist but somehow reek grasshoppers do

Rey: Weird

Kylo: Yeah

Rey:

Kylo:

Rey:

Kylo: ...

Rey: ...

Kylo: ..?

Rey: So who talks first? Do I talk first? Do you talk first?

Kylo: You hang around Poe way too much

Rey: Tru

Kylo: ...

Rey: ...

Kylo: Sooo

Rey: See ya... in the bed?

Kylo: Sounds good ;)

Rey: 😊

[Rey has logged off]
[Kylo has logged off]
[Snoke has turned off invisibility]
[Snoke has taken screenshot]
[Snoke has logged off]

V.

[Rey has logged on]
[Finn has logged on]
[Poe has logged on]

Poe: Resistance chat!

Poe: Wait. We forgot one

[Poe has added Mitaka to chat]

Mitaka: Hi

[Finn has kicked Mitaka from chat]

Poe: !!!!!

Poe: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR

Rey: Yeah, what the Bantha

Finn: Do you guys seriously trust that he's on our side!? HE COULD BE A FIRST ORDER SPY

Rey: Whoa, chill Finn. Mitaka's just like you. He left the First Order-

Finn: FOR A CHOCOLATE BAR!!!

Rey: How did you interrupt my text?

Finn: Finn logic

Poe: That's a thing?

Finn: Yes

Rey: Okay...

Finn: Anyway, what were we talking about?

Poe: Resistance chat?

Rey: Mitaka?

Finn: Yeah, well I don't trust Mitaka and what should we Resistance people chat about?

[Phasma has logged on]

Phasma: Hi guys!

[Poe has kicked Phasma from chat]

Finn: O.O

Poe: She wasn't Resistance

Rey: We should be the kicking squad

Poe: YEAH!!

Finn: YEAH!!

Rey: YEAHH!!

Poe: Let's get the others online!

Finn: Sounds good! Going to go get the rest of the Resistance

Poe: XD

Rey: Let's do this!

[Kylo has kicked everyone from the chat]

Kylo: The only one that's doing any kicking is me ;);)

[Kylo has logged off]

VI.

[Hux has logged on]
[Hux has added Kylo to chat]
[Hux has added Rey to chat]
[Hux has added Poe to chat]
[Hux has added Finn to chat]
[Hux has added Phasma to chat]
[Hux has added Mitaka to chat]

Hux: Guys I need help

Rey: And you invited us all?

Kylo: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD HUX

Hux: I'm the original, Kylo!

Poe: Whatcha need help with?

Mitaka: Are you coming to the Light Side? Their chocolate is to die for!

Hux: No it's family issues

Finn: Kylo's the expert on that

Kylo: WHAT?!?

Phasma: Ooh did Hux get scolded by his daddy?

Hux: No it's-

Mitaka: Did his dad send him a picture of a bantha and say it had more honor than him?

Hux: My name is not Zuko

Kylo: Did a rathtar eat your sister

Hux: I wish

Rey: then what?

Hux: My siblings are visiting me today.

Poe: O.O

Finn: WHAT

Kylo: Damn

Phasma O.O

Mitaka: ...

Rey: ...

Hux: And I hate my siblings

[Lux has logged on]
[Mi Amora has logged on]
[Brendol has logged on]
[Sirux has logged on]
[Frukux has logged on]

Lux: Hey little bro!

Mi Amora: Hi Armitage! How's my sweet little brother?

Kylo: ARMITAGE?!?

Phasma: HUX HAD A FIRST NAME?!?

Rey: Kinky

Hux: stop calling me Armitage

Hux: What the Bantha Rey?

Brendol: I gave you that name you know

Hux: OMG dad you're here too?!

Brendol: Yes. Wouldn't want to miss a family reunion!

Mitaka: This is gold. I'm screenshotting this

Sirux: So Benny, who's your friends?

Hux: Don't. Call. Me. That. Either.

Kylo: UR NAME IS BENNY!!?

Frukux: His middle name is Benedict

Poe: Like Benedict Arnold!??

Finn: Who?

Rey: ...

Mitaka: O.O

Phasma: Dafuq

Brendol: But seriously, who are your friends?

Finn: And who's your family?

Hux: Fine. Kylo is the Knight of Ren, Phasma is my captain, Mitaka is my former lieutenant, Rey is a jerk, Poe is a douche and Finn is a traitor

Rey: HEY

Finn: 😡

Poe: O.O

Hux: Lux is my older brother who runs Twin Engine engineering, Mi Amora is my retarded sister who's a fashion model, Sirux is the cook, Frukux is two years older than me and Brendol is my abusive father.

Lux: ...

Mi Amora: HOW DARE YOU!??

Brendol: I didn't abuse you!

Sirux: Cooking is life

Frukux: No comment for me? I WORK FOR YOU ON STARKILLER ASSHOLE

Hux:

Mitaka: This is weird, yo

[Mitaka has logged off]

Rey: your father abused you?

Hux: He was trying to make me his perfect creation even though I'm not a machine

Brendol: You were terribly undisciplined!

Kylo: Whatever. Brendol, imma gonna punch your face to abusing a kid

Brendol: WHAT?!?

[Kylo has logged off]

Phasma: Oh dear

Finn: Oh dear is right

Brendol: AHHHH WTSHFPSJFBEOEJG HES RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!

[Brendol has logged off]

Lux: Ding dong the dad is dead

[Hux has kicked Lux from chat]

Poe: Wow.

[Hux has kicked Poe from chat]

Phasma: Hux, takes a chill pill

Hux: Nu

Mi Amora: Come on Armitage! You should listen to your friends more!

[Finn has kicked Mi Amora from chat]

Sirux: O.O

Frukux: o.o

Kylo: lol

Finn: She didn't say much but she was getting on my nerves.

Hux: Be glad she can't type very fast. Because she had more than enough to say.

Sirux: Anyone want something to eat?

[Phasma has kicked Sirux from chat]

Rey: GUY!! I'm back what happened

Kylo: Reylo

Rey: WHAT TKA FLSBFISKFBSLFF

Kylo: lol

Rey: THATS IT!! ITS BROKEN BONES TIME!!

[Rey has logged off]

Finn: You might want to run

Poe: Yeah Rey is known for her shark knuckles

Kylo: Shark?!

Kylo: OMG SHE RIGHT HERE IN THIS ROOM MAYDAY MAYDAY SOS SOS SOS SOS!!!

[Kylo has logged off]

Frukux: This chat is very weird

Hux: Yep

Frukux: do you srsly not remember that I work for you in Starkiller

Hux: I remember!

Frukux: What do I do?

Hux:

Hux: Electrical things?

[Frukux has kicked Hux from chat]

Phasma: O.O

Finn: But seriously, what do you do?

Frukux: I'm sanitation

Finn: I was sanitation too!

Frukux: Bro

Poe: Ha! Sanitation people!

[Finn has kicked Poe from chat]

Phasma: O.O

Frukux: Phasma, all you have said is O.O for the past few lines

[Finn has kicked Phasma from chat]

Frukux: Hey waddya say we get together and talk about how we can clog all the Starkiller toilets?

Finn: Yeah!

[Finn has logged off]
[Frukux has logged off]
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The end!

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