Well I was going to try and sing a 100 chapter recap but turns out I can't sing. So instead of giving you ear cancer, I thought you might be interested in the Original Rogue TXT inspiration. I mean, you've made it this far so why not?

Background history! The idea for a texting book didn't come in the form of Rogue One, but rather TFA. The TFA texting never did take place but it was the ground structure for Rogue TXT. I saved the original 6 chapters just in case I needed inspiration for Rogue TXT.

So without further ado, here are three of the six original chapters written for this book. Note that a few of the word choices are a little on the more extreme side. Nothing has been changed from its original form except for a few typos.

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I.

[Poe has logged on]
[Poe has added Kylo to chat]
[Poe has added Rey to chat]
[Poe has added Hux to chat]
[Poe has added Finn to chat]
[Poe has added Phasma to chat]

Poe: Hi guys! So I thought we should talk to each other more via this chatroom! What do you think?

Phasma: Ur an ass

Rey: What the Bantha Poe

Finn: I feel like this is going to take a wrong turn somewhere

Kylo: ...

Hux: RESISTANCE SCUM!! GET OUT OF OUR COM LINES!!

Finn: Yep -_-

Poe: Come on, guys! On the battlefield we're enemies but here we can be friends!

Kylo: Suck it, Dameron

Poe: ...

Rey: DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY FRIENDS YOU EMO SPACE CHILD!!

Kylo: I'm soooo scared! Whatever should I do!

Rey: *punches Kylo's face*

Phasma: Popcorn anyone?

Finn: MEMEMEMEMEME!!!

Hux: How are you even finding this entertaining, captain?

Phasma: Trust me, we're gonna see some shit go down

Kylo: *Punches Rey in the nose*

Rey: *cuts off Kylo's hand with saber before he hits her*

Kylo: *uses Force to break lightsaber*

Rey: *uses Force to break Kylo's neck*

Kylo: *regenerates*

Rey: THAT's CHEATING

Kylo: no rules, my dear scavenger

Rey: *drops Starkiller on Kylo*

Kylo: *stabs rey with lightsaber*

Hux: *throws Kylo and Rey in prison* YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY THE WORST!!

Poe: What an insult

Hux: *throws Poe in prison with Kylo*

Phasma: OOH!! JEDIDARKPILOT!!

Finn: Wut

Hux: *throws Finn and Phasma in prison*

Poe: Hey Phasma! It's DarkJediStormPilotma!

Phasma: My ultimate OTP!! Come here Hux!

Hux: Hell no

[Mitaka has logged on]

Mitaka: Ummm

Poe: MITAKA! PUT HUX IN JAIL WITH US

Mitaka: Why? So you can beat him up? No thanks

Hux: See?!? Mitaka remains loyal to me!

Mitaka: You still owe me a chocolate bar, general

Hux: since when?

Mitaka: You promised me a chocolate bar if I told Kylo Ren about the girl getting away with the droid

Hux: I did?

Mitaka: You don't remember do you?

Hux: I remember! But when did I say anything about this chocolate bar?

Mitaka: :(

Hux:

Mitaka: So are you just not going to give it to me?

Hux:

Mitaka: General?

Hux:

Mitaka: If you don't answer I'm going to let the others out of the prison

Hux: I really don't remember...

Mitaka: *releases the others*

Finn: GAH!! SWEET FRESH AIR!! KYLO YOU NEED A BATH YOU SMELL LIKE A WAMPA ATE A RANCOR!!

Kylo: Real mature, FN-2187

Finn: THE NAME'S FINN

Mitaka: That's it. I'm out of here

Rey: Mitaka I'll give you a chocolate bar. King sized too

Mitaka: Really?! :D

Rey: But only if you come to the Light

Hux: NOO!! MITAKA DONT LISTEN TO THE SCAVENGER

Rey: I have a name you know!

Mitaka: GOOD BYE FIRST ORDER!!

Rey: That's the spirit! Now let's go get some chocolate!

[Mitaka has logged off]
[Rey has logged off]

Kylo: ...welp

Hux: *sobs* WHYYYYYYY

Poe: The Resistance is better anyway

[Hux has kicked Poe from chat]

Finn: Lol

Phasma: Lol

Kylo: Lol

[Hux has kicked everyone from chat]
[Hux has logged off]

II.

[Mitaka has logged on]
[Mitaka has added Kylo to chat]
[Mitaka has added Hux to chat]
[Mitaka has added Phasma to chat]

Mitaka: Sup guys

Phasma: Wassap

Mitaka: Just chilling with the Resistance

Hux: Why did you betray us?

Mitaka: Because

Kylo: ANY SPECIFIC REASON WHY

Mitaka: Yeah. I even wrote it out

Hux: You did?

Mitaka: Sure.

Phasma: Where is it?

Mitaka: It's in updog

Kylo: Ooh! Ooh!

Hux: What is updog?

Mitaka: Nm hbu

Hux: ...

Hux: Shoot I walked right into that

Kylo: OOHH!! SHOTS FIRED

[Hux has kicked Kylo from chat]
[Kylo has logged on]

Hux: wtf

Kylo: Now now general. Wouldn't want a galaxy leader to be seen saying bad words

Hux: Kylo the hell with that! How did you get back on here?

Phasma: You do kno this is an open chat

Hux: ...

[Snoke has logged on]

Snoke: Sup y'all!

Mitaka: I'm with the Resistance

Snoke: O.O when did that happen?!

Mitaka: Hux broke a promise so I left him to find a new lieutenant

Snoke: Wow... rough luck huh?

Hux: imma gonna punch ur face Mitaka

Mitaka: I'm so scared

Kylo: You should be

Phasma: Snoke, this is what the chat looks like

Snoke: Coolio!

Hux: ... I'm surrounded by idiots

Kylo: Don't forget you're an idiot too

[Hux has kicked Kylo from chat]

Phasma: O.O

Snoke: BWAHAHA

[Snoke has kicked Hux from chat]
[Snoke has added Kylo to chat]
[Snoke somehow names chat 'Ding Dong the Hux is Gone']

Mitaka: What just happened?

Kylo: no idea

Snoke: is this a First Order chat?

Phasma: First Order minus Hux plus Mitaka

Snoke:

Snoke: THE RESISTANCE MUST NOT CORRUPT MINE EYES

[Snoke has kicked Mitaka from chat]

Kylo: 😱

Phasma: O.O

[Snoke has kicked Kylo from chat]
[Snoke has added Hux to chat]
[Snoke has renamed chat 'Snoke and Hux']

Phasma: What about me?

[Snoke has kicked Phasma from chat]

Snoke: Just me and you General

Hux: Thank the maker

Snoke: So what's happening?

Hux: I'm talking to you

Snoke: Funny funny but seriously.

Hux: Your face

Snoke: wtf Hux

Hux: Get out of here. I rule this chat

Snoke: Um

[Hux has kicked Snoke from chat]
[Poe has logged on]

Poe: POE DAMERON GIVE ME BACK MY DATAPAD

Hux: No way general. I'm having too much fun

Poe: Grrr. You're going to pay for this!

[Poe has kicked Hux from chat]
[Poe has logged off]

III.

[Snoke has logged on]
[Snoke has added Kylo to chat]
[Snoke has added Rey to chat]
[Snoke has added Hux to chat]
[Snoke has added Finn to chat]
[Snoke has added Phasma to chat]
[Snoke has added Mitaka to chat]
[Snoke has added Poe to chat]

Finn: Does anyone find it suspicious that Supreme Leader Snoke added us all to the same chat?

Rey: This whole chat thing was suspicious from the start

Snoke: Guys I'm lonely

Phasma: We'll cheer you up!

Mitaka: With jokes!

Poe: And potatoes

Rey: And throwing Kylo in a trash can

Kylo: WAIT WHAT

Snoke: I want a date

Everyone:

Phasma: Don't worry, big guy! We'll find you one!

Poe: I mean, I'll bet you look sexy af

Hux: Af?

Kylo: And Fat

Snoke: dafuq K.R.

Kylo: K.R.?

Rey: I like the new nickname

Finn: Guys! Why does Snoke want a date when he has the entire First Order to keep him company?

Snoke: Because the Knights are useless, the First Order does nothing and Hux sux

Hux: AGAKDPFKSNFBWJD IM COMING IVER THERE TO BEAT UR ASS UP

Snoke: And I'm just gonna stamp on you

Hux: ...

Snoke: I'm 30 feet tall

Phasma: We're doomed

C-3PO: THAT'S MY LINE

Phasma: O.O

Rey: Threeps, how did you get in here?

Mitaka: Threeps is a stalker

C-3PO: Damn right I am

Kylo: Someone kill me

Han: I will!

Kylo: HOW ARE YOU EVEN TEXTING UR DEAD

Han: I'm using the Force

Luke: That's not how the Force works!!

Chewy: AFJSKSBDKAJGLSD

Leia: Sup kiddo

Snoke: wt Bantha

Mitaka: wtf

Rey: woah

Kylo: Okay! Everyone that can here me and is not part of the sequel six say hi!

Mitaka: Hi

C-3PO: Hi

Han: Hi

Snoke: Hi

Luke: Hi

Leia: Hi

Chewy: akfowjf

Mon Mothma: Hi

Ackbar: Hi

R2: Weet

BB-8: Hi

Palpatine: Hi

Mace Windu: Hi

Anakin: Hi

Padme: Hi

Harrison Ford: Hi

Darth Vader: Hi

Jar-Jar: HIIIIII

Yoda: Ih

Ahsoka: Hi

Ezra: Hi

Kylo: OMFG ARE WE DONE YET

All the clones: Hi

Jabba: Hi

Rey: Wow

[Kylo has kicked all the clones from chat]
[Kylo has kicked Jabba from chat]
[Kylo has kicked Palpatine from chat]

Leia: Hi mom!

Padme: Hi sweetie!

Luke: Sup dad

Anakin: What's shaking bacon

Darth Vader: How are you even alive Anakin?

Anakin: The Force?

Harrison Ford: That's not how the Force works!

Han: That's not how the Force works!

Han: Jinx!

Harrison Ford:

Han: You owe me a coke

Kylo: Dad, get out!

Harrison Ford: I never liked you anyway Han

Han: :( my actor AND son are against me

Leia: It's alright sweetie! I'll protect you

Carrie Fisher: And I'll make the popcorn

Phasma: Popcorn!

Padme: 🍿

Harrison Ford: I'm out

Mark Hamill: No u should stay

Kylo: THIS CHAT HAS GONE BANANAS

[Harrison Ford has kicked Kylo from chat]

Harrison Ford: Man, I love that ability

[Harrison Ford has kicked Poe from chat]
[Harrison Ford has kicked Han from chat]

Snoke: Woah

Phasma: O.O

[Leia has kicked Harrison Ford from chat]

Leia: Sweet revenge

Snoke: Wait, how did this chat turn to you guys? I'm pretty sure it started with me

[Carrie Fisher has kicked Snoke from chat]
[Leia has kicked Carrie Fisher from chat]
[Anakin has kicked Leia from chat]
[Luke has kicked Anakin from chat]
[Mark Hamill has kicked Luke from chat]
[Darth Vader has kicked Mark Hamill from chat]

Darth Vader: This chat has gone berserk

Jar-Jar: Meesa agree

Darth Vader: GET OUT

[Darth Vader and Jar-Jar have somehow kicked each other from chat]

[Mitaka kicks everyone from chat]

Mitaka: Finally! some peace!

[Kylo has logged on]

Kylo: Is everyone gone yet?

[Mitaka has kicked Kylo from chat]

Mitaka: Yep!

[Mitaka has logged off]
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What do you guys think of the original texting? Pretty weird, huh?

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