ROGUE ONE ASSEMBLE!!

An awesome idea that came from Hannah_geek then was expanded on by Frost_Hawk

I don't own Disney, Marvel, Lucasfilms, or any other partnerships.
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Bby Ellie: Hi chat

Chirrut Îmwe: Hi

Baze Malbus: Hi Before Battle of Yavin Ellie

Bby Ellie: wut

Orson Krennic: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sharky Rook: Guys Cassian's obsessed with this franchise called marvel

K-2SO: Um

Cassie The Cat: IT'S AMAZING WE SHOULD ADD THEM

Orson Krennic: Oh force no

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCES NAME IN VAIN SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!??

[Cassie The Cat has added a bunch if people to the group chat]

Tony Stark: -& that is y u should never combine a toaster with a super laser

Thor: WHAT FUN I SHALL HAVE TO ACQUIRE ONE OF THESE LASER TOASTERS

Tony Stark: -_- Thor no just no

Cassie The Cat: YASSS MARVEL PEOPLE

Natasha Romanoff: Who the **** are you?

Sharky Rook: Who the **** are you?

Natasha Romanoff: I asked you first

Sharky Rook: I asked you second

Clint Barton: Where are we?

Chirrut Îmwe: Hi Clint! I'm Chirrut and I have a crossbow too!

Clint Barton: I have a bow and arrow Not a crossbow so if ur thinking we can be bow and arrow buddies, no

Chirrut Îmwe: :(

Daryl Dixon: I can be crossbow buddies with you Chirrut

Chirrut Îmwe: :D

Bruce Banner: STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE WITH NITIFICATIONS AKFKWNFJWNFJAKFN

[Bruce Banner has changed his name to Hulk]

Hulk: HULK SMASH!!

Baze Malbus: Malbus smash!

Matt Murdock: Oh! Oh! I'm gonna add some people in the chat too!

[Matt Murdock has added a bunch of people from Hell's Kitchen to group chat]

Jessica Jones: Guys my phone's almost dead

Orson Krennic: Nobody cares

Kilgrave: JESSSYKAAAAA

Iron Fist: Is this a texting group?

Galen Erso: yeah. Who are you guys?

Natasha Romanoff: Ugh. This place is too crowded

Luke Cage: Who the heck are you guys?

Steve Rogers: Guys my phone is making funny sounds

Galen Erso: I'm the uncool smart person of the chat

Orson Krennic: Steve Is it going to explode?

Luke Cage: Cool. I'm the awesome guy

Bucky Barnes: Steve it's called notifications

Galen Erso: Cri

Tony Stark: What are we gonna do with all these old people?

Ezra Bridger: WE SHALL ADD MORE PEOPLE

Iron Fist: Oh boy

Loki: Why do I get the feeling this is going to turn out bad?

Peter Quill: ITS NOT BAD!! ITS A PARTY!!

[Ezra Bridger has added the X-Men to the group chat]

Magnito: Guys my phone is stuck to my wrist

Jessica Jones: And my phone is at 2%

Tony Stark: ever heard of charging it?

Clint Barton: I'll bet she broke her charger

Wolverine: Ur phone almost always dead Bub

Sharky Rook: GUYS BAZE AND HULK ARE RUNNING AROUND SCREAMING HULK AND MALBUS SMASH

Scott Summers: I'm so glad they're getting some quality time together

Nightcrawler: Wut

Nick Fury: AVENGERS!! HYDRA is in the area. You need to stop them!

Cassie The Cat: OMG OMG ITS NICK FURY THE DIRECTOR OF S.H.I.E.L.D!!

Steve Rogers: LETS GO GET HYDRA

Bucky Barnes: Nah HYDRA can run around wild for all I care

Orson Krennic: Does S.H.I.E.L.D stand for S*** Hydra Is Everywhere Lock Down?

Cassie The Cat:

Ezra Bridger: Whee this is fun!

Peter Quill: OH YEAH

Groot: I am Groot

K-2SO: I am K-2SO

Groot: I am Groot

K-2SO: I am K-2SO

Groot: I AM GROOT

K-2SO: I am K-2SO

Bby Ellie: Daheck is going on in here?

Foggy Nelson: Hey it's a hot girl!

Karen Page: WHAT ABOUT ME

Kilgrave: JESSSYKAAAAA

Mytique: This chat is weird

Rogue: Yeah

Sharky Rook: HEY ITS ROGUE

TITANS!: THE ROGUE TITAN?!?

Sharky Rook: no...

Baze Malbus: MALBUS SMASH

Thor: TOASTERS WITH LASERS

Lyra Erso: Oh I get it! It's because her name is rogue and your call sign is rogue

Bby Ellie: Um no it's because it's one Rogue

Rogue: idk what ur talking about

Jean Grey: Me neither

Professor X: Same

Cassie The Cat: THIS IS AWESOOOMMMEEEEEE

Thor: It's professor X

Metal: Professor X? Cool name

Chirrut Îmwe: I was forgotten about

Tony Stark: Same fam

[Metal has changed his name to Professor Y]

[Ezra Bridger has changed his name to Professor Z]

Professor X: why

Professor Y: Yes?

Professor X:

Thor: POP TARTS

Hulk: HULK SMASH

TITANS!: TITANS

Bby Ellie: DEATH STAR PLANS

Kilgrave: JESSSYKAAAAA

Baze Malbus: MALBUS SMASH

Orson Krennic: why is everyone screaming?

Clint Barton: Because why not?

Scarlett Witch: You killed my brother. Prepare to die

Matt Murdock: don't kill me! You wouldn't want to hurt a poor, blind man would you?

Foggy Nelson: ...

Loki: I didn't kill ur brother Ultron did

Ultron: What did I do?

Scarlett Witch: I WILL KILL YOU

Ultron: Well before you do do you mind unsticking me from Magnito's head?

Magnito: Yeah I wouldn't mind that either. Ultron weighs a lot and it's not comfortable having him sit on my head.

Cassie The Cat: I WILL SAVE YOU

Professor Z: I want some popcorn

Sharky Rook: I'm getting a headache from trying to keep track of everyone

Jessica Jones: Guys does anyone have a charger?

Orson Krennic: nobody cares

Cassie The Cat: MARVEL IS LIFE

Barry Allen: Hi

Dead Quicksilver: OMGOMGGET HIM OUT NOW

[Dead Quicksilver has kicked Barry Allen from he group chat]

Steve Rogers: Guys what's up with all the cat videos on YouTube?

Loki: it's called a trend but idc

Orson Krennic: By any chance does idc stand for iced diced cheesecake

Bby Ellie: WHO ICES AND DICES A CHEESECAKE

Tony Stark: Not me

Wolverine: This chat is weird

Beast: You didn't notice from the beginning?

Beast: Hey it's a beast!

Beast: Who the heck are you?

Beast: I'm beast from Beauty and the Beast

Beast: Don't you have a real name

Beast: Who cares

Beast: If you say so

[Beast has kicked Beast from the group chat]

Wolverine: So which beast do we have now

Ultron: ARRGHH SCARLETT WITCH IS MURDERING ME!!!!

Steela Gererra: Lol

Beast: The real one

Saw Gererra: Should I say something?

Cassie The Cat: Say Marvel is the best!

Thor: MARVEL

Saw Gererra: THE CHAT US COMING UNDONE!!!

Natasha Romanoff: What does that mean?

Galen Erso: It means illuminati

Luke Cage: Actually it means we're all gonna die

[The chat has overworked itself and died, kicking all users out]
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Yeah... this is random...

I was thinking of doing another song parody like "Let It Go." Do you guys want me to try and parodies a certain song? Comment or sent me a message of the song(s) you'd like me to try and parody-ize.

On another note, I've been getting about a thousand reads a week (YAY!). So from now on I'll be writing a readers and rogue chapter every week. There will still be the sign ups question though.

Please review!

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