ROGUE ONE ASSEMBLE!!
An awesome idea that came from Hannah_geek then was expanded on by Frost_Hawk
I don't own Disney, Marvel, Lucasfilms, or any other partnerships.
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Bby Ellie: Hi chat
Chirrut Îmwe: Hi
Baze Malbus: Hi Before Battle of Yavin Ellie
Bby Ellie: wut
Orson Krennic: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sharky Rook: Guys Cassian's obsessed with this franchise called marvel
K-2SO: Um
Cassie The Cat: IT'S AMAZING WE SHOULD ADD THEM
Orson Krennic: Oh force no
Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCES NAME IN VAIN SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!??
[Cassie The Cat has added a bunch if people to the group chat]
Tony Stark: -& that is y u should never combine a toaster with a super laser
Thor: WHAT FUN I SHALL HAVE TO ACQUIRE ONE OF THESE LASER TOASTERS
Tony Stark: -_- Thor no just no
Cassie The Cat: YASSS MARVEL PEOPLE
Natasha Romanoff: Who the **** are you?
Sharky Rook: Who the **** are you?
Natasha Romanoff: I asked you first
Sharky Rook: I asked you second
Clint Barton: Where are we?
Chirrut Îmwe: Hi Clint! I'm Chirrut and I have a crossbow too!
Clint Barton: I have a bow and arrow Not a crossbow so if ur thinking we can be bow and arrow buddies, no
Chirrut Îmwe: :(
Daryl Dixon: I can be crossbow buddies with you Chirrut
Chirrut Îmwe: :D
Bruce Banner: STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE WITH NITIFICATIONS AKFKWNFJWNFJAKFN
[Bruce Banner has changed his name to Hulk]
Hulk: HULK SMASH!!
Baze Malbus: Malbus smash!
Matt Murdock: Oh! Oh! I'm gonna add some people in the chat too!
[Matt Murdock has added a bunch of people from Hell's Kitchen to group chat]
Jessica Jones: Guys my phone's almost dead
Orson Krennic: Nobody cares
Kilgrave: JESSSYKAAAAA
Iron Fist: Is this a texting group?
Galen Erso: yeah. Who are you guys?
Natasha Romanoff: Ugh. This place is too crowded
Luke Cage: Who the heck are you guys?
Steve Rogers: Guys my phone is making funny sounds
Galen Erso: I'm the uncool smart person of the chat
Orson Krennic: Steve Is it going to explode?
Luke Cage: Cool. I'm the awesome guy
Bucky Barnes: Steve it's called notifications
Galen Erso: Cri
Tony Stark: What are we gonna do with all these old people?
Ezra Bridger: WE SHALL ADD MORE PEOPLE
Iron Fist: Oh boy
Loki: Why do I get the feeling this is going to turn out bad?
Peter Quill: ITS NOT BAD!! ITS A PARTY!!
[Ezra Bridger has added the X-Men to the group chat]
Magnito: Guys my phone is stuck to my wrist
Jessica Jones: And my phone is at 2%
Tony Stark: ever heard of charging it?
Clint Barton: I'll bet she broke her charger
Wolverine: Ur phone almost always dead Bub
Sharky Rook: GUYS BAZE AND HULK ARE RUNNING AROUND SCREAMING HULK AND MALBUS SMASH
Scott Summers: I'm so glad they're getting some quality time together
Nightcrawler: Wut
Nick Fury: AVENGERS!! HYDRA is in the area. You need to stop them!
Cassie The Cat: OMG OMG ITS NICK FURY THE DIRECTOR OF S.H.I.E.L.D!!
Steve Rogers: LETS GO GET HYDRA
Bucky Barnes: Nah HYDRA can run around wild for all I care
Orson Krennic: Does S.H.I.E.L.D stand for S*** Hydra Is Everywhere Lock Down?
Cassie The Cat:
Ezra Bridger: Whee this is fun!
Peter Quill: OH YEAH
Groot: I am Groot
K-2SO: I am K-2SO
Groot: I am Groot
K-2SO: I am K-2SO
Groot: I AM GROOT
K-2SO: I am K-2SO
Bby Ellie: Daheck is going on in here?
Foggy Nelson: Hey it's a hot girl!
Karen Page: WHAT ABOUT ME
Kilgrave: JESSSYKAAAAA
Mytique: This chat is weird
Rogue: Yeah
Sharky Rook: HEY ITS ROGUE
TITANS!: THE ROGUE TITAN?!?
Sharky Rook: no...
Baze Malbus: MALBUS SMASH
Thor: TOASTERS WITH LASERS
Lyra Erso: Oh I get it! It's because her name is rogue and your call sign is rogue
Bby Ellie: Um no it's because it's one Rogue
Rogue: idk what ur talking about
Jean Grey: Me neither
Professor X: Same
Cassie The Cat: THIS IS AWESOOOMMMEEEEEE
Thor: It's professor X
Metal: Professor X? Cool name
Chirrut Îmwe: I was forgotten about
Tony Stark: Same fam
[Metal has changed his name to Professor Y]
[Ezra Bridger has changed his name to Professor Z]
Professor X: why
Professor Y: Yes?
Professor X:
Thor: POP TARTS
Hulk: HULK SMASH
TITANS!: TITANS
Bby Ellie: DEATH STAR PLANS
Kilgrave: JESSSYKAAAAA
Baze Malbus: MALBUS SMASH
Orson Krennic: why is everyone screaming?
Clint Barton: Because why not?
Scarlett Witch: You killed my brother. Prepare to die
Matt Murdock: don't kill me! You wouldn't want to hurt a poor, blind man would you?
Foggy Nelson: ...
Loki: I didn't kill ur brother Ultron did
Ultron: What did I do?
Scarlett Witch: I WILL KILL YOU
Ultron: Well before you do do you mind unsticking me from Magnito's head?
Magnito: Yeah I wouldn't mind that either. Ultron weighs a lot and it's not comfortable having him sit on my head.
Cassie The Cat: I WILL SAVE YOU
Professor Z: I want some popcorn
Sharky Rook: I'm getting a headache from trying to keep track of everyone
Jessica Jones: Guys does anyone have a charger?
Orson Krennic: nobody cares
Cassie The Cat: MARVEL IS LIFE
Barry Allen: Hi
Dead Quicksilver: OMGOMGGET HIM OUT NOW
[Dead Quicksilver has kicked Barry Allen from he group chat]
Steve Rogers: Guys what's up with all the cat videos on YouTube?
Loki: it's called a trend but idc
Orson Krennic: By any chance does idc stand for iced diced cheesecake
Bby Ellie: WHO ICES AND DICES A CHEESECAKE
Tony Stark: Not me
Wolverine: This chat is weird
Beast: You didn't notice from the beginning?
Beast: Hey it's a beast!
Beast: Who the heck are you?
Beast: I'm beast from Beauty and the Beast
Beast: Don't you have a real name
Beast: Who cares
Beast: If you say so
[Beast has kicked Beast from the group chat]
Wolverine: So which beast do we have now
Ultron: ARRGHH SCARLETT WITCH IS MURDERING ME!!!!
Steela Gererra: Lol
Beast: The real one
Saw Gererra: Should I say something?
Cassie The Cat: Say Marvel is the best!
Thor: MARVEL
Saw Gererra: THE CHAT US COMING UNDONE!!!
Natasha Romanoff: What does that mean?
Galen Erso: It means illuminati
Luke Cage: Actually it means we're all gonna die
[The chat has overworked itself and died, kicking all users out]
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Yeah... this is random...
I was thinking of doing another song parody like "Let It Go." Do you guys want me to try and parodies a certain song? Comment or sent me a message of the song(s) you'd like me to try and parody-ize.
On another note, I've been getting about a thousand reads a week (YAY!). So from now on I'll be writing a readers and rogue chapter every week. There will still be the sign ups question though.
Please review!
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