Rogue One
I keep forgetting to update. Anyway, here's a chapter about the RO crew going to see Rogue One themselves. Note that this story will not have any spoilers so if you haven't watched Rogue One you're clear.
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Jyn Erso: GUYS GUYS I GOT TICKETS TO THE NEW MOVIE ROGUE ONE!!
Jyn Erso: But I only got tickets for two... so unfortunately only one of you can go
Orson Krennic: OH ME!!
Galen Erso: No way! I should go because I'm her dad!
Baze Malbus: I should go because I'm awesome! And Galen aren't you carbonfroze?
Galen Erso: ...
Chirrut Îmwe: As kick ass as you are Baze you're not Donnie Yen kick ass. I should go
Cassian Andor: YOU CANT EVEN SEE CHIRRUT!! IT SHOULD BE ME AND WE WILL CALL IT A DATE
Galen Erso: OH MY GOD!! LYRA OUR CHILD IS DATING!!
Lyra Erso: It better not be some damn pilot!
Cassian Andor: ...
Bodhi Rook: I should go. Because... I want to!
K-2SO: But it only seems fair if I go with Jyn so we can spend some time bonding with each other
Jyn Erso: Are you serious?
Orson Krennic: You will never bond together with Jyn like Jyn and I will
K-2SO: Um... aren't you like 20 years older than her
Orson Krennic: SHUT UP!! I CAN DREAM CANT I????
Bodhi Rook: Aren't you the one that tried to play matchmaker with Jyn and me?
Cassian Andor: I REMEMBER THAT
Galen Erso: Soooo... is Jyn dating anyone or are you all just idiots fighting for her attention?
Jyn Erso: DAD
Lyra Erso: GALEN
Orson Krennic: She's with me.
Cassian Andor: SHE'S MINE YOU B****
Bodhi Rook: I DESERVE SOMEONE TO LOVE
Baze Malbus: This would be easier if Jyn chose who she would want to go with
Chirrut Îmwe: Who are you giving the tickets to Jyn?
Jyn Erso: Um
Jyn Erso: My good friend...
Cassian Andor: Cassian Andor!
Orson Krennic: Director Orson Krennic!
Bodhi Rook: BODHI BODHI BODHI
K-2SO: K-2SO
Baze Malbus: ME
Chirrut Îmwe: Chirrut Îmwe
Galen Erso: Your beloved father
Lyra Erso: Your beloved mother
Darth Vader: OH FOR THE LOVE OF THE FORCE HERE ARE TICKETS FOR ALL OF YOU FOR SNOKE'S SAKE WHY CANT YOU SOLVE PROBLEMS THE EASY WAY
Jyn Erso: I was going to say Invisible Man
Everyone: ...
Jyn Erso: Say hi to the chat Invisible Man!
Jyn Erso: Invisible Man: HI GUYS
Orson Krennic: You only bought one ticket and said you had two for pure enjoyment, didn't you?
Jyn Erso: Yep!
Darth Vader: WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH NINE EXTRA TICKETS TO ROGUE ONE?!????
Galen Erso: Sorry to break it to you Darth but you just wasted your credits buying nothing
Darth Vader: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Chirrut Îmwe: I thought the line was no
Bodhi Rook: Wait, Darth. I'll use one of the tickets. This theater doesn't have assigned seating so I can get as close to Jyn as I want 😏
Cassian Andor: In that case give one to me!
Orson Krennic: And me!
Bodhi Rook: Now we can all enjoy the movie
Cassian Andor: And spending time with Jyn
Orson Krennic: And eat popcorn!
Jyn Erso: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Darth Vader: I thought you didn't like popcorn, Director
Orson Krennic: Well now I do!
Lyra Erso: This has got to be the weirdest group of people who want to hook up to my daughter
Galen Erso: It explains why she's still single. You're making the right choices in life, honey!
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