Revenge of the Mayonnaise XD

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Jyn Erso: Happy revenge of the Fifth where no one celebrates it except for the EXTREMELY hardcore Star Wars fans

Orson Krennic: Really whose idea was it to have two Star Wars holidays in a row?

Jyn Erso: It's an excuse to stay out of school

Orson Krennic: But what if the days fall on the weekend?

Bodhi Rook: WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED!?? EVERY DAY IS A STAR WARS HOLIDAY

K-2SO: he means well

Cassian Andor: Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Orson Krennic: Happy Mayonnaise day to you Cassian.

Cassian Andor: No Cinco de Mayo. The fifth of May?

Orson Krennic: I know it's the fifth of May!

Cassian Andor: ...

Orson Krennic: I'm kidding. I think I've heard of it.

Cassian Andor: You guys really suck when it comes to different cultural holidays

Orson Krennic: Is it a Fest holiday?

Cassian Andor: Yeah it's a Fest holiday but it's also galaxywide

Bodhi Rook: I know some stuff about it!

Jyn Erso: I know nothing

K-2SO: I know everything

Baze Îmwe: I know some stuff

Chirrut Îmwe: What?

Cassian Andor: ...

Cassian Andor: Okay... I'm gonna go and party with Manolo, Joaquìn and Maria...

Manolo Sánchez: PARTAYYYY!

Everyone: ...

Manolo Sánchez: What?

Cassian Andor: Yeah I'm going

Manolo Sánchez: baiiiiii

Eren Jaëger: Well that was eventful

Jyn Erso: Nothing even happened

Jyn Erso: Eren do you celebrate Revenge of the Fifth?

Eren Jaëger: No I celebrate Attack on Sixth

Eren Jaëger: Also, Maifeiertag - Labor Day - but that was on the first of May

Bodhi Rook: Oh yeah! I celebrated Labour day too!

Jyn Erso: Huh

Orson Krennic: I celebrate whenever I want.

Jyn Erso: Same

Baze Îmwe: Chirrut and I celebrated May Day recently

Orson Krennic: Huh...

Rey: HAPPY MAY THE FIFTH BE WITH YOU LAL!!

FinnyBoi: Rey u shouldn't had stayed up last night. Now u cray cray

Rey: UCRAYCRAY POWDER FEELS FUNNY

Poe Dameron: ... you guys are so stupid X-Wing

Orson Krennic: Why do I want to face palm so badly?

Rey: LAL

Orson Krennic: *face plants*

Orson Krennic: *plans***

Orson Krennic: palmetto**

Orson Krennic: I give up.

Jyn Erso: I hate autocorrect

Orson Krennic: Don't we all?

Rey: OH YES

Armitage Hux: WE GONNA MURDER AUTOCORRECT

Kylo Ren: ITS THE REVENGE OF THE FIVE!!!

Barbie Phasma: You mean six

Kylo Ren: You don't count

Bran Stark: DONT SAY THAT TO BRIE

DayMungo Tarungo: YEAHHH

DayMungo Tarungo: God dammit Orson Krennic

Orson Krennic: Hehehehe

Orson Krennic: OMG HALP HALP THERE IS A DRAGON TRYING TO PUT ME ON FIRE

DayMungo Tarungo: 😈😈

Drogon: Hehehehe

Death Star: I WILL SAVE YOU ORSEY!!

[Death Star has kicked Drogon from the group chat]

Kylo Ren: Y'all weird lol

Rey: NU KYLO ITS LAL

Kylo Ren: It's lol

Rey: LAL

Kylo Ren: LOL

Rey: LAL

Kylo Ren: LOL

Armitage Hux: Fkers I no care if it lal or lol it da same to me

R2-D2: LAL

Kylo Ren: LOL!!

Orson Krennic: Where did this chat go wrong?

Jyn Erso: Probably when you didn't know what ur meant

Orson Krennic: That was the very first chat

Jyn Erso:

Orson Krennic: ... oh

Jyn Erso: Lol

Bodhi Rook: COOKIES

Ahsoka Tano: SPAGHETTI

Agent Kallus: KALLIZEB!!

Zen Orellios: WHY DOES DERP STILL SPELL KALLUZEB WITH AN I INSTEAD

Chirrut Îmwe: Because derp is stupid

derp_eyes: Damn right I am

derp_eyes: Because if I wasn't this dumb chat wouldn't exist

Chirrut Îmwe: Danng

K-2SO: OH SNAP ROASTED

Eren Jaëger: GUYS MY 31ST EPISODE IS TOMORROW

Eren Jaëger: ON THE SPECIAL DAY OF ATTACK ON SIXTH!!

Orson Krennic: No one celebrates attack on sixth.

Eren Jaëger:

Eren Jaëger: You suck Orson

Orson Krennic: Yes I do. On-

Eren Jaëger: Don't.
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Yeah... lame chapter. I'm running a little low on ideas so I'm just going to open the suggestions. Basically, suggest something either through comment or message and I will try to do it.

Aside from that, please review!