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Snarky Rook: AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE

Baze Malbus: What's wrong?

Sharky Rook: I LEFT THE STOVE ON

Baze Malbus: ...

Baze Malbus: Did u burn something?

Sharky Rook: No but someone's soup is cooking and I don't know where they are and now the pot is boiling over

Orson Krennic: Well turn it off!!

Sharky Rook: BUT IT SPILLED ALL OVER THE FRONT OF THE STOVE AND ITS VERY HOT TO TOUCH

Jyn Erso: GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER

Sharky Rook: FIRE EXTINGUISHERS DONT EXIST IN OUR GALAXY

K-2SO: Dump cold water on it!

Sharky Rook: Already tried. Didn't work

Chirrut Îmwe: PRAY TO THE FORCE

Sharky Rook: I AM ONE WITH THE FORCE AND THE FORCE IS WITH ME I AM ONE WITH THE FORCE AND THE FORCE IS WITH ME

Baze Malbus: OMG I can smell it from my room and it's bad

Jyn Erso: Holy BONTHAS Bodhi u better turn it off before the whole place blows!

Chirrut Îmwe: I'm gonna be like Saw. DA WORLD IS COMING UNDONE!!!

Orson Krennic: I would think just the soup and stovetop are coming undone.

K-2SO: Dammit Krenny not the time

Sharky Rook: ITS SPREADING ONTO THE FLOOR

K-2SO: AAAAUUUUGGGHHH

Jyn Erso: AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH

Baze Malbus: AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Sharky Rook: AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chirrut Îmwe: I AM ONE WITH THE FORCE AND THE FORCE IS WITH ME

Orson Krennic: AAAAAUUUUUUGGG-why am I screaming? I'm not even with you guys

Eren Jaëger: TITAAAAANNNNSSSS

Jyn Erso: no one likes you Eren

Eren Jaëger: ... :(

Eren Jaëger fine I'll leave but don't let Cassian see the mess

Orson Krennic: Why's that?

Sharky Rook: ??

K-2SO: Does he have an allergy to burning food?

Eren Jaëger: No. That was his soup that he was making

Sharky Rook: 0_0

Jyn Erso: O.O

Baze Malbus: O_O

K-2SO: 0.0

Orson Krennic: Oh boy...

Chirrut Îmwe: iamonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme iamonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme iamonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme iamonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme

Orson Krennic: ... Sharky, you're toast.

Jyn Erso: Sorry Bodhi

Baze Malbus: ur on ur own

Sharky Rook: DONT LEAVE ME

K-2SO: I am going to run as far away as I can

Chirrut Îmwe: Blame it on the dog

Sharky Rook: We don't have a dog

Chirrut Îmwe: ... you should get one in your afterlife then

Orson Krennic: What's wrong with getting one in your physical life?

Chirrut Îmwe: Well according to the movie we all die

Jyn Erso: DONT TALK ROGUE ONE TO ME I STILL CANT HANDLE THE FEELS

Baze Malbus: Jyn it has been over a month since we saw the movie Take a chill pill

Jyn Erso: I CANNT 😭😭😭😭

K-2SO: Oh Force I see Cassian heading your way

Jyn Erso: Everyone hide!

Orson Krennic: Don't use the Force's name in vain.

Chirrut Îmwe: THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN

Sharky Rook: EEP! WHATAMIGONNADO

Baze Malbus: Hide!

[a few moments later... ]

Cassian Andor: BODHIIIIIIIIIIII

Cassian Andor: YOU LET MY STEW BOIL OVER!????

Cassian Andor: GET OUT HERE NOW!!!

Cassian Andor: I know ur hiding in ur room

Sharky Rook: IM SORRY CASSIAN IM REALLY SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO

Cassian Andor: I can't even leave this room with the stove on?! I TRUSTED U

Cassian Andor: And I see Chirrut, Baze, Jyn, K2 and Orson were no help to you. Great job u guys

Chirrut Îmwe: Just out of curiosity where did u go?

Cassian Andor: I went to the bathroom

Jyn Erso: Did I need to know that?

Cassian Andor: Chirrut asked

K-2SO: BODILY FUNCTIONS ARE NORMAL FOR A HUMAN Y U COMPLAINING JYN U SPEND 30 MINUTES IN THE BATHROOM

Orson Krennic: Yeah, because 90% of that time you're actually playing on your phone.

Baze Malbus: XD

Jyn Erso: I don't like u guys

Cassian Andor: Forget the poop jokes BODHI HELP ME CLEAN THIS UP

Sharky Rook: okay

Cassian Andor: I knew I was making a mistake when I let you live with me.

Baze Malbus: O.O IM GONNA SAY IT

Chirrut Îmwe: GAY

Baze Malbus: aww

K-2SO: PILOT SQUUUAAARRREEEDD

Orson Krennic: The ships are sailing! 🛥⛵️🚤⛴🛳🚢

Jyn Erso: 😰

Jyn Erso: JASSIAN IS COMING UNDONE

Cassian Andor: WELL HELL I CANT EXPECT TO BE ALL YOUR SPOUSES

Orson Krennic: There's no rule in the Galaxy about marrying multiple people.

Sharky Rook:

Jyn Erso:

Sharky Rook: WHAT A GREAT IDEA

Jyn Erso: I do not want to make Jassibodhi or RebelPilot² or whatever dareek we call it

Baze Malbus: Ur missing out on life

Cassian Andor: OKAY!! THIS WAS A WONDERFUL TALK AND ALL BUT I NEED BODHI OUT HERE TO CLEAN UP THIS MESS HE MADE

Sharky Rook: I gtg bye

K-2SO: Let's all go do our own things

K-2SO: Bye

Orson Krennic: Good bye.

Jyn Erso: Bai

Chirrut Îmwe: I SHIP CASSITUBBY u heard nothing
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