Have you ever seen a crack video? Whether or not you have, I decided to make one! Video is above and if you want to know any of the random references I used, just hop on over to YouTube and search up "Rogue One Crack The Orange" for the video or my YouTube channel, The Orange ATAT. Yes, that's a self-promotion; no, I don't expect you to do it.

I don't own anything.
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Baze Malbus: Beans beans the magic fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
The better you feel, the more they appeal

Orson Krennic: Wait, I thought that last line was "So eat your beans every meal."

Baze Malbus: It's better my way

Orson Krennic: True.

Lyra Erso: GUYS, I FOUND A DATE!

K-2SO: Cool?

Galen Erso: Yay! Now u can get off my case about dating Orson?

Lyra Erso: Galen, for crying out loud, you still have not signed those divorce papers. So I'll get off your case when you do.

Galen Erso: U never let me sign them

Lyra Erso: Well now I've sign them.

Baze Malbus: Who's your date?

Leia Organa: Me

Han Solo: I'm solo again...

Kylo Ren: Bad pun dad

Luke Skywalker: OMFG LYRAS LIKE 30-35 Y U DATING HER LEIA THATS PEDOPHILLIA!!!!

K-2SO: daheck

Jyn Erso: Please. A 15 year old gap is nothing

Orson Krennic: Yeah. I know from experience.

Lyra Erso: Well you're dating Han, Luke. I don't see why I can't have your sister.

Han Solo: Oh yeah. I forgot

Luke Skywalker: ... wow... I guess the age gap between me and Han is about the same. Okay nvm

Ahsoka Tano: Guys I want a date too

Agent Kallus: I'm taken so too bad

K-2SO: Don't even think about it

Ahsoka Tano: Maybe the other fulcrum?

Bodhi Rook: HAHAHAHA no

Jyn Erso: DONT YOU DARE STEAL MY HUSBAND!!!

Lux Bonteri: I'm open

Ahsoka Tano: Nope

Chirrut Îmwe: OMG JYN AND CASSIAN ARE MARRIED!!??? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN!??

Lyra Erso: WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE US TO YOUR WEDDING!!!

Jyn Erso: We had a wedding like Padme and Anakin's.

Lyra Erso: But you didn't have any rules against marrying to sneak around.

Orson Krennic: Is everyone getting married now?

Eren Jaëger: Prbly

Ezra Bridger: Eren and I aren't yet but we might soon

Zeb Orrelios: Yep. Kallus and I just got engaged

Agent Kallus: :)

Chirrut Îmwe: And Baze and I r planning our wedding

Baze Malbus: WERE GONNA HAVE A LOTTA WHALES IN IT

Galen Erso: Orson, will you marry me?

Orson Krennic: Make your proposal more dramatic and I'll consider it

Cassian Andor: Dammmnnnnn Orson. Back at it again with the "Everything must be dramatic" theme.

Jyn Erso: Dammmmnnnnnn Cass. Back at it again with the Damn Daniel memes

Eren Jaëger: OMTITAN THAT WAS SO 2016!!

Orson Krennic: It was.

K-2SO: I don't have a date

Eren Jaëger: Too bad

Jyn Erso: Date Steel

Steel McKrawny: Wut

Tarika Crowe: MCKRAWNY!! I need you to work with Gaéle Tsien. Your assassination skills have not gone unnoticed and we need you two to assist our forces to take down the Rebels.

Steel McKrawny: Kk

Gaéle Tsien: Excellent.

Briara Tsien: Sister! You don't have to do this! Please!

Gaéle Tsien: Shut up! I don't want to listen to you, rebel scum!

Metal: Wow. You two have sibling issues as well?

Briara Tsien: Yes, we do.

Orson Krennic: Officer Crowe, what are you doing? I don't remember hearing an order like that.

Tarika Crowe: None of your business, director.

Galen Erso: DO NOT TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT!!!

Metal: Steela!

Briara Tsien: Sister!

Steel McKrawny: What?

Gaéle Tsien: Don't listen to them!

Metal: Please don't shut me out again!
Please don't slam the door!

Steel McKrawny: *smashes Metal into wall with door* I'll give you a door

Jyn Erso: CAN WE GET BACK ON TRACK TO PEOPLE DATING EACH OTHER

K-2SO: All I wanted was a simple date with Steel

X-Ex: I am better than Steel.

Ginne Nikols: One who defected from the Empire.

Armitage Hux: actlly he's 1st Order

X-Ex: I know medical stuff.

Ginne Nikols: Do I care?

X-Ex: I also know how to use the kick button

[X-Ex has kicked all OCs out of the chat]

K-2SO: Wait... X-Ex just kicked himself...?

Galen Erso: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

Lyra Erso: You're the scientist. Figure it out.

Ahsoka Tano: Logic

Finn: Finn Logic

Armitage Hux: 😛

Lyra Erso: But asides from that-

[K-2SO has interrupted Lyra Erso's text]

K-2SO: LONELY IM SO LONELY

Orson Krennic: NOT THAT SONG

Bodhi Rook: CASSIAN

Cassian Andor: What

Bodhi Rook: AND IIIIIII-EE-IIIIU-EE-IIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUU-OUUUUUU

Cassian Andor: Aw me t-

[Jyn Erso has interrupted Cassian Andor's text]

Jyn Erso: Bodhi if you try to take my Cassian I will murder you

Leia Organa: GUYS WE SHOULD TELL OUR DEEPEST SECRETS

derp_eyes: GOOD IDEA!! We'll do that next chapter!

Ezra Bridger: TITANS!!

Eren Jaëger: HOLOCRONS!!

Maul: wut

Obi-Wan Kenobi: lol

Maul: KENOOOBBIIII

Eren Jaëger: TITANS!

Jyn Erso: DEATH STAR PLANS!!

Ezra Bridger: HOLOCRONS!!!

Orson Krennic: ENOUGH!!

[Orson Krennic has kicked everyone except Galen Erso from the group chat]

Galen Erso: Wanna make out?

Orson Krennic: Yes please.
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hazeIIvsque , I am sorry if I messed up on your OCs.

Songs mentioned were
"For the First Time in Forever" - Frozen
"Lonely" - Akon
"I Will Always Love You" - Whitney Houston

IMPORTANT INFORMATION:
I have a bunch of random fanfictions hanging around in draft form (you saw most of them about 10-20 chapters back) and I need something to work on in between this weird book. I'm curious on which one you guys might be interested in. Here are five fan fictions I've been working on that might be somewhat interesting (note: the title may end up changing depending on what happens in the story):

1. 30 Days to Live

Joreth Sward, alter ego Cassian Andor, gets into a car crash that causes trauma to his chest, disrupting his heartbeat. When his body rejects any of the mechanical devices designed to help him, he's told that he has 30 days to live before his heart shuts down. Unable to do extreme physical activity, Joreth falls into a depressed loophole until he meets Bodhi Rook. Earth Pilot² AU.

Genres: Romance, Hurt/Comfort (I stole this genre from fanfiction.net because it fit better than all the Wattpad genres)

2. Galennic

One-shot collections of 15 year old Orson Krennic and 20 year old Galen Erso and their crazy adventures together. Join Galen and Orson as they spend their academy days pulling off all sorts of shenanigans together. Some Galennic fluff included.

Genres: Humor, Random

3. Power Out

Liesel Haywitter is about as boring as a high schooler can get. Her best trait? She likes her phone more than her friends. However, when a supernatural occurrence shuts down all the power in the world, Liesel is forced to put down the phone and wake up to explore the world beyond electricity.

Genres: Fantasy, Paranormal, General Fiction

4. The Realm of Chouhen

28 years ago, Orson Krennic embarked on a journey in the Realm of Muertos to reunite the Ersos and the Rogue 6. Now, Krennic's daughter, Astri, follows a similar path after returning home to find her parents gone and Muertos's immortal ability being tampered with by the New Empire. With her childhood friends, Carasshi and Faren Andorrook, Astri sets out to find her parents and save the Realm before it's too late. Sequel to The Realm of Muertos.

Genres: Adventure, Action, Romance

5. Reviving The Five Powers

On one fateful day, The First Order and Resistance trio collide, causing them to discover a hidden temple that's been abandoned for years. In addition, the two trios discover they have acquired strange abilities. Together, they have to learn how to use their abilities and follow ability's ancestor's footsteps, uncovering a piece of history that has been lost.

Genres: Paranormal, Action, Humor,

Please vote for which one you would like to see!

Also, please review this chapter!