Raisin Bran

First request from Rey_Stark ! Rey_Stark, I am sorry if I totally ruin GoT for you in this chapter.

I don't own anything.
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Bran Stark: Test to see what the boxy thing does

Daenerys Targaryen: BRAN STARK?!?

Bran Stark: Daenerys Targaryen? Aren't the House of Targaryen dead?

Daenerys Targaryen: Does of look like I'm dead if I'm texting you?

Bran Stark: Oohhhhh...

Bran Stark: This is texting?

Daenerys Targaryen: You're the teenager. You should know this stuff.

Bran Stark: I have never encountered this kind of magical box before

Drogon: *breathes in* boi

Daenerys Targaryen: ...it's called a phone

Bran Stark: Oh

Bran Stark: What are you doing here anyway Targaryen?

Daenerys Targaryen: Long story. You should leave this chatroom immediately.

Bran Stark: Why?

Daenerys Targaryen: There is this ************ named Orgun Kwennie who will ruin your innocence if you stay.

Bran Stark: ...

Bran Stark: Daenerys we're from Game of Thrones. We lost our innocence from episode 1

Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon: PREACH

Orson Krennic: Hello, chat.

Daenerys Targaryen: Oh god it's the Kwennie.

Orson Krennic: Well if it isn't Tarungo

Bran Stark: Wt*

Bran Stark: Who put parental controls on this chat?

Lyra Erso: I did.

Bran Stark: Who are you?

Lyra Erso: The grammar cop.

Bran Stark: ...

Daenerys Targaryen: Fancy seeing you here, Kwennie.

Orson Krennic: Who is your friend, DayMungo?

Daenerys Targaryen: Nunya

Orson Krennic: Nunya?

Daenerys Targaryen: Nunya business.

Bran Stark: What the hell is wrong with those two?

Lyra Erso: They're stupid as sin. That's what's wrong.

Rey: Haiiii

Bran Stark: Hi?

Rey: Who the new guy lol?

Bran Stark: I am Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark

Harry Potter: I'm Harry Potter from the House of Gryffindor!

[Orson Krennic has kicked Harry Potter from the group chat]

[Orson Krennic has changed Bran Stark's name to Raisin Bran]

Raisin Bran: Da***

Raisin Bran: Are you serious? 😑

Daenerys Targaryen: Drogon! Dispose of the Kwennie!

Drogon: Happily!

Orson Krennic: Death Star! Disintegrate the DayMungo!

Death Star: Here we go again...

[Intense battle between Drogon and the Death Star breaks out but we're not going to care because they'll work it out... I hope... we'll see where my fingers want the battle to end out as...]

[Also, Orson Krennic and Daenerys Targaryen are having an arm wrestle now]

Rey: why are they so stupid

Raisin Bran: Omg I agree

Lyra Erso: THANK YOU!!

Raisin Bran: Can someone change my name back

Jyn Erso: Gladly!

[Jyn Erso has changed Raisin Bran's name to (too lazy to type it here let me go copy and paste it)]

Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark: Thank you

Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark: WHAT THE ****

Jyn Erso: You GoT people swear a lot

Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark: ...

Eren Jaëger: Heyyyyy it's a show that I can relate to!

Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark: Who the heck are you?

Eren Jaëger: The anime character whose show has a bunch of people who die

Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark: ... huh...

Orson Krennic: HAH I BEAT YOU IN THE ARM WRESTLE!!!

Daenerys Targaryen: THATS ONLY ROUND ONE!! BEST OUT OF THREE OLD MAN

Orson Krennic: Aren't you like over 1000 or some stupid thing like that

Daenerys Targaryen: *punches Krennic in the face*

Cassian Andor: Rule of thumb around women, Krennic. Never say their age.

Jyn Erso: but I'm young so you can say mine

Cassian Andor: :)

Bodhi Rook: Rule of thumb: just don't say anyone's age

Bodhi Rook: Because Cassian looks like he's 37

Cassian Andor: I AM NOT 37 DO I LOOK THAT OLD!????

Bodhi Rook: yes

Cassian Andor: You just lost some woo points with me

Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark: ... what the heck is going on?

Rey: Weirdness

Rey: Also, your name is giving me a headache

[Rey has changed Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark's name to Bran Stark]

Bran Stark: Thanks Rey!

Rey: yw

Orson Krennic: HAHAH!! I WON ALL THREE

Daenerys Targaryen: BEST OUT OF SEVEN

Bran Stark: Now if you'll excuse me, I have a ***** that King Arnold missed to dispose of.

Orson Krennic: PLEASE DO!!

Daenerys Targaryen: NOOOOO

[Bran Stark has kicked Orson Krennic from the group chat]

Daenerys Targaryen: ...

Daenerys Targaryen: You didn't kick me?

Bran Stark: Hell no. GoT buddies in a chatroom forever! 👊

Daenerys Targaryen: 👊

Barbie Phasma: GAME OF THRONES IS LIFEEEEEEE

Bran Stark: ... Brie, wt* happened to you?

Barbie Phasma: Well I used to be the ugliest girl alive but then I got this cool armor and this wicked cape and sick blaster so now I'm the coolest AND ugliest girl alive!

Lyra Erso: That is a run on sentence.

Barbie Phasma: What are you, a mom?

Lyra Erso: As a matter of fact, I am.

Barbie Phasma...

Daenerys Targaryen: I call this a successful chat since we kicked the Kwennie

Bran Stark: And I shall date Rey!

Rey: Dude I'm like 2

Bran Stark: I could be 10. Or 16. Depends on which season I look hotter in.

Jyn Erso: Dafreek

Rey: Isrnt that like... wrong?

Arya Stark: THERE IS NO WRONG IN DATING WHOEVER YOU WANT I MEAN **** JYNNIC EXISTS

Rey: True true

Jyn Erso: Hey! Why the hate on Jynnic?

Cassian Andor: PREACH ARYA

Bodhi Rook: Krandor exists too

Bran Stark: Arya get out

Chirrut Îmwe: No keep her in. She is blind like me

Arya Stark: Not anymore

Chirrut Îmwe:

Chirrut Îmwe:

Chirrut Îmwe: Well ****

Rey: I like Bran

Bran Stark: Really? :D

Rey: Raisin Bran

Bran Stark: ...

Arya Stark: OOOOOOOOO U JUST GOT FRIENDZONEDD BROOOOTHHERRR

Bran Stark: I hate you Arya

[Bran Stark has Arya Stark from the group chat]

Death Star: Krennic!! I did it! I disintegrated the dragon!

Everyone: ...

Death Star: Krennic?

Death Star: Hello?

Death Star: Director Krennic..?

Death Star: Someone kicked him didn't they

Bran Stark: Yep
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3... 2... 1... here come all the raving Game of Thrones fans for my inaccuracy.

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