Raisin Bran
First request from Rey_Stark ! Rey_Stark, I am sorry if I totally ruin GoT for you in this chapter.
I don't own anything.
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Bran Stark: Test to see what the boxy thing does
Daenerys Targaryen: BRAN STARK?!?
Bran Stark: Daenerys Targaryen? Aren't the House of Targaryen dead?
Daenerys Targaryen: Does of look like I'm dead if I'm texting you?
Bran Stark: Oohhhhh...
Bran Stark: This is texting?
Daenerys Targaryen: You're the teenager. You should know this stuff.
Bran Stark: I have never encountered this kind of magical box before
Drogon: *breathes in* boi
Daenerys Targaryen: ...it's called a phone
Bran Stark: Oh
Bran Stark: What are you doing here anyway Targaryen?
Daenerys Targaryen: Long story. You should leave this chatroom immediately.
Bran Stark: Why?
Daenerys Targaryen: There is this ************ named Orgun Kwennie who will ruin your innocence if you stay.
Bran Stark: ...
Bran Stark: Daenerys we're from Game of Thrones. We lost our innocence from episode 1
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon: PREACH
Orson Krennic: Hello, chat.
Daenerys Targaryen: Oh god it's the Kwennie.
Orson Krennic: Well if it isn't Tarungo
Bran Stark: Wt*
Bran Stark: Who put parental controls on this chat?
Lyra Erso: I did.
Bran Stark: Who are you?
Lyra Erso: The grammar cop.
Bran Stark: ...
Daenerys Targaryen: Fancy seeing you here, Kwennie.
Orson Krennic: Who is your friend, DayMungo?
Daenerys Targaryen: Nunya
Orson Krennic: Nunya?
Daenerys Targaryen: Nunya business.
Bran Stark: What the hell is wrong with those two?
Lyra Erso: They're stupid as sin. That's what's wrong.
Rey: Haiiii
Bran Stark: Hi?
Rey: Who the new guy lol?
Bran Stark: I am Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark
Harry Potter: I'm Harry Potter from the House of Gryffindor!
[Orson Krennic has kicked Harry Potter from the group chat]
[Orson Krennic has changed Bran Stark's name to Raisin Bran]
Raisin Bran: Da***
Raisin Bran: Are you serious? 😑
Daenerys Targaryen: Drogon! Dispose of the Kwennie!
Drogon: Happily!
Orson Krennic: Death Star! Disintegrate the DayMungo!
Death Star: Here we go again...
[Intense battle between Drogon and the Death Star breaks out but we're not going to care because they'll work it out... I hope... we'll see where my fingers want the battle to end out as...]
[Also, Orson Krennic and Daenerys Targaryen are having an arm wrestle now]
Rey: why are they so stupid
Raisin Bran: Omg I agree
Lyra Erso: THANK YOU!!
Raisin Bran: Can someone change my name back
Jyn Erso: Gladly!
[Jyn Erso has changed Raisin Bran's name to (too lazy to type it here let me go copy and paste it)]
Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark: Thank you
Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark: WHAT THE ****
Jyn Erso: You GoT people swear a lot
Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark: ...
Eren Jaëger: Heyyyyy it's a show that I can relate to!
Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark: Who the heck are you?
Eren Jaëger: The anime character whose show has a bunch of people who die
Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark: ... huh...
Orson Krennic: HAH I BEAT YOU IN THE ARM WRESTLE!!!
Daenerys Targaryen: THATS ONLY ROUND ONE!! BEST OUT OF THREE OLD MAN
Orson Krennic: Aren't you like over 1000 or some stupid thing like that
Daenerys Targaryen: *punches Krennic in the face*
Cassian Andor: Rule of thumb around women, Krennic. Never say their age.
Jyn Erso: but I'm young so you can say mine
Cassian Andor: :)
Bodhi Rook: Rule of thumb: just don't say anyone's age
Bodhi Rook: Because Cassian looks like he's 37
Cassian Andor: I AM NOT 37 DO I LOOK THAT OLD!????
Bodhi Rook: yes
Cassian Andor: You just lost some woo points with me
Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark: ... what the heck is going on?
Rey: Weirdness
Rey: Also, your name is giving me a headache
[Rey has changed Prince Brandon Stark, Son of Lady Catelyn and Lord Eddard of the House of Stark's name to Bran Stark]
Bran Stark: Thanks Rey!
Rey: yw
Orson Krennic: HAHAH!! I WON ALL THREE
Daenerys Targaryen: BEST OUT OF SEVEN
Bran Stark: Now if you'll excuse me, I have a ***** that King Arnold missed to dispose of.
Orson Krennic: PLEASE DO!!
Daenerys Targaryen: NOOOOO
[Bran Stark has kicked Orson Krennic from the group chat]
Daenerys Targaryen: ...
Daenerys Targaryen: You didn't kick me?
Bran Stark: Hell no. GoT buddies in a chatroom forever! 👊
Daenerys Targaryen: 👊
Barbie Phasma: GAME OF THRONES IS LIFEEEEEEE
Bran Stark: ... Brie, wt* happened to you?
Barbie Phasma: Well I used to be the ugliest girl alive but then I got this cool armor and this wicked cape and sick blaster so now I'm the coolest AND ugliest girl alive!
Lyra Erso: That is a run on sentence.
Barbie Phasma: What are you, a mom?
Lyra Erso: As a matter of fact, I am.
Barbie Phasma...
Daenerys Targaryen: I call this a successful chat since we kicked the Kwennie
Bran Stark: And I shall date Rey!
Rey: Dude I'm like 2
Bran Stark: I could be 10. Or 16. Depends on which season I look hotter in.
Jyn Erso: Dafreek
Rey: Isrnt that like... wrong?
Arya Stark: THERE IS NO WRONG IN DATING WHOEVER YOU WANT I MEAN **** JYNNIC EXISTS
Rey: True true
Jyn Erso: Hey! Why the hate on Jynnic?
Cassian Andor: PREACH ARYA
Bodhi Rook: Krandor exists too
Bran Stark: Arya get out
Chirrut Îmwe: No keep her in. She is blind like me
Arya Stark: Not anymore
Chirrut Îmwe:
Chirrut Îmwe:
Chirrut Îmwe: Well ****
Rey: I like Bran
Bran Stark: Really? :D
Rey: Raisin Bran
Bran Stark: ...
Arya Stark: OOOOOOOOO U JUST GOT FRIENDZONEDD BROOOOTHHERRR
Bran Stark: I hate you Arya
[Bran Stark has Arya Stark from the group chat]
Death Star: Krennic!! I did it! I disintegrated the dragon!
Everyone: ...
Death Star: Krennic?
Death Star: Hello?
Death Star: Director Krennic..?
Death Star: Someone kicked him didn't they
Bran Stark: Yep
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3... 2... 1... here come all the raving Game of Thrones fans for my inaccuracy.
Please review anyway!
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