An idea that sprouted from my mind after seeing a comment by r5ftclifford .

I don't own anything.
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Jyn Erso: Today marks a sad day

Orson Krennic: It can't be sadder than mine.

Jyn Erso: My hamster got caught in between the rungs of its hamster wheel

Orson Krennic: I got demoted from Director to Douche-Director. I didn't even know that was a thing!

Cassian Andor: Whoa you guys are having a sad day too?

Jyn Erso: Ysah

Orson Krennic: What's your sob story?

Cassian Andor: Bodhi hates me

K-2SO: No 💩 Sherlock. You literally brushed off one of his deepest confessions the other day

Orson Krennic: That was yesterday.

K-2SO: Still the same to me

Cassian Andor: He just started randomly texting some stuff

Orson Krennic: GALEN!!!

Galen Erso: What is it sweetheart?

Orson Krennic: A. Please don't call me that name and B. Hack into Cassian's phone and see what Bodhi texted him yesterday.

K-2SO: I could have done that

Jyn Erso: But the captain would say you had to and he didn't

Orson Krennic: Galen pretty much does whatever I ask him to. It's awesome. It's like having a wife.

Jyn Erso: You sure ur not manipulating him to do stuff?

Orson Krennic: Okay... so technically I am but I told him he doesn't have to do it if he didn't want to.

Jyn Erso: ...

Galen Erso: Done!

Galen Erso:

Orson Krennic: Okay... Cassian... Bodhi just confessed some of his deepest feelings and you REPLY TO HIM WITH KK?!??

Orson Krennic: WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR!!????

Jyn Erso: Friendzonnneeeedd

K-2SO: SO CLOSE TO PILOT²!!!! and yet so far away...

Cassian Andor: Hey! He just texted me this message and I was like 'Cool man, thanks!'

Baze Malbus: You should have said that instead of Kk

K-2SO: GERERRAS!!!

Saw Gererra: PILOT² IS COMING UNDONE!!!

Steela Gererra: PILOT² IS COMING UNDONE!!!

Cassian Andor: okay that's it!

Cassian Andor: DERRRRRPPPPP

derp_eyes: Shut up Cass I'm trying to write another R&R chat and work on my Pilot² fanfic- whaaaaaaaa did I say Pilot² fanfic?! I mean, you know, just working on shipping Bodhi with Joreth Sward!

Cassian Andor: ...

Cassian Andor: My fake alias is Joreth Sward

derp_eyes: IT IS?!?? hehe I knew that!

Cassian Andor: Well keep rambling all you want but I want to get one thing straight

derp_eyes: Okay what?

Cassian Andor: *punches derp in the face*

Chirrut Îmwe: O.O

Saw Gererra: Derp's teeth are coming undone!

Jyn Erso: CASSIAN!!

Baze Malbus: 😳😨

K-2SO: OMG WHY CASS

Lyra Erso: 0.0

Orson Krennic: WHAT THE BANTHA!! 😡😡

Galen Erso: ...

Steela Gererra: o_o

Cassian Andor: DERP CANT YOU JUST HAVE ONE NICE JASSIAN CHAPTER WITHOUT PILOT² INTERFERING!!!

derp_eyes: What's the forcing point in that? I'd just make you and Jyn have fun over texting and Krennic hacking in the background

Orson Krennic: FJALDPAPSKFNDNS WHAT THE -

[Chirrut Îmwe has interrupted Orson Krennic's text]

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN DERP SHEESH HAVE YOU EVER READ THE 10 CHIRRANDMENTS!!!

derp_eyes: Nope

Chirrut Îmwe: let me give you a history lesson then

derp_eyes: Later chapter, Chirrut. Cassian is hungry for some broken bones from me.

K-2SO: Why is the captain so triggered 😑

Orson Krennic: CASSIAN!! DONT BREAK HER BONES!!!

Cassian Andor: She hasn't broken a bone yet. I think it's a good time for her to learn what they feel like

Jyn Erso: Come back here u meat ball

Cassian Andor: JYN LEMME GO!!

Galen Erso: Meat ball? Really Jyn?

Jyn Erso: u call Orson cutie pie. I've seen ur texts. U have a tendency to leave ur phone in places people can find it

Orson Krennic: DERP are you okay?!?

derp_eyes: Cassian... just touched me... hehehe EEEEEE *major fangirl scream*

Orson Krennic: Dammit derp. 😑 Always gotta take the seriousness out of everything.

derp_eyes: I SHALL MARRY CASSIAN!! After all, he's only 10 years older than me. It's like another Reylo scenario

Rey: Except that I'm a full-grown woman and you're still a teen

Orson Krennic: This chat took a wrong turn... again...

Jyn Erso: Welcome to Rogue TXT

Baze Malbus: ROLL CREDITS!!

Chirrut Îmwe: Wut

Orson Krennic: Okay I'm out.

derp_eyes: ORSON KRENNIC AND CASSIAN ANDOR TOUCHED ME!!! BEST DAY EVER!!!

[Cassian Andor has kicked derp_eyes from the group chat]

K-2SO: O.O

Cassian Andor: Why must we get such an annoying author?

Bodhi Rook: Deal with it. She's awesome because she ships Pilot²

K-2SO: I WANT PILOT² TO HAPPEN!!!!!

Lyra Erso: WE MUST PROTECT BODHI ROOK AT ALL COSTS!!

Saw Gererra: #ProtectBodhiABY1

Steela Gererra: #ProtectBodhi2017

K-2SO: #ProtectThePureAndInnocentCinnamonRoll2k17

Jyn Erso: #Jassianislyfe

Galen Erso: #Galennicislife

Chirrut Îmwe: #NotAsMuchLifeAsSpiritAssassin

Baze Malbus: #ProtectBodhiAndChirrut2k17ABY1

Bodhi Rook: #ThisChatIsWeird

Orson Krennic: #No💩Sherlock
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There may be a Jassian only chapter in the future because of this...

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