This is based off a comment from mariexhood .

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Lyra Erso: Hello Jyn, I was wondering how your relationship status is?

Bby Ellie: That's a run on sentence.

Lyra Erso: So you HAVE been studying grammar!

Bby Ellie: No. Orson taught me when I was married to him.

Lyra Erso: I'm proud of you, Jedha.

Bby Ellie: :D

Bby Ellie: By the way, my relationship status is single.

Galen Erso: Good choice my Stardust

Bby Ellie: Says the guy who wants to have fun times in bed with Orson

Galen Erso: GALENNIC WOULD BE A NICE SHIP

Lyra Erso: I'm sure it would but unfortunately you're stuck with Lyren.

Bby Ellie: Yeah, sorry Papa.

Galen Erso: cri

Orson Krennic: Is Galen crying again?

Lyra Erso: Yes, he is.

Orson Krennic: Look, Galen. I love you as a friend but for right now I think I need to take a step away from romance.

Galen Erso: Says the guy who still wants to have babies with my daughter

Lyra Erso: GALEN!

Bby Ellie: Papa!

Orson Krennic: True and truer. Too bad we're divorced.

Cassie The Cat: I WANNA DATE JYN

Sharky Rook: Me too!

Bby Ellie: You both want to date me?

K-2SO: WHAT ABOUT PILOT SQUARED??!!!!

Sharky Rook: Cassian hasn't made a move on me so I'm going to take his girl

Cassie The Cat: That gay ship is dead to me

Orson Krennic: MY GAY SHIP?!?? GONE!! Darth, say it!

Darts Vader: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Baze Malbus: Guys K2 is crying in a corner

Cassie The Cat: JYN IS MINEEEEE

Chirrut Îmwe: BAE MAKE ME POPCORN!! This chat could be good.

Baze Malbus: My name is spelled Baze...

Chirrut Îmwe: Yeah well I figured out that by dropping the Z your name is now Bae

Baze Malbus: 0_0 CHIRRUT UR THE BEST!!!

Chirrut Îmwe: Of course I am

Orson Krennic: Why is this place so random?

Cassie The Cat: Jyn. Erso. Is. Mine. Do you hear me Krennic!?

[Chirrut Îmwe has changed Baze Malbus's name to Bae Malbus]

Bae Malbus: I LOVE YOU CHIRRUT

Sharky Rook: GAY

Orson Krennic: Did anyone hear something?

Galen Erso: CAN I PLEASE HAVE GALENNIC HAPPEN?!

Lyra Erso: Well, I'm not signing those divorce papers nor am I signing the marriage papers for Orson to be part of our family.

Bby Ellie: You go, Mama!

Cassie The Cat: JASSIAN!!

Sharky Rook: PILOT²

Orson Krennic: Seriously, what is that sound?

Cassie The Cat: 😡😒👿👺😾🖕

Orson Krennic: Hey look! That cat is using Emojis!

Cassie The Cat: 😡😡😡😡😡

Orson Krennic: Oh chill, Cassie. You can have Jyn all you want. I already had my time with her.

Bby Ellie: Tru

Cassie The Cat: That's the issue. You got to get to her first!

Orson Krennic: You snooze, you lose, as my mommy always said.

Cassie The Cat: I hate u

Sharky Rook: Oh-ho-ho! Somebody's PB and Jelly

Galen Erso: DaAckley?

Chirrut Îmwe: PB AND JELLY

Lyra Erso: PB AND J!!

Bby Ellie: CASS IS PB AND JELLY FOR BBY ELLIE

Bae Malbus: OMG I LOVE PB&J SANDWICHES

Everyone: ...

Orson Krennic: Way to ruin the moment, Baze.

K-2SO: Peanut butter jelly time!

K-2SO:

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Galen Erso: The heck is wrong with this century?

Orson Krennic: Absolutely nothing.

Cassie The Cat: FORCE DAMMIT K I HATE THAT SONG

K-2SO: That's why I sent it

Chirrut Îmwe: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

Bae Malbus: We were referencing a song?

Bby Ellie: Baze, no.

[Lyra Erso has kicked Bae Malbus from the group chat]

Chirrut Îmwe: OMG WHY

Lyra Erso: He needs to do his homework on this century's trends.

Galen Erso: Since when have u known more about trends than me?

Lyra Erso: Since u first started wanting Galennic.

Galen Erso: ... I wasn't even married to you when I first started wanting Galennic.

Bby Ellie: Since when has Mama used u instead of you?

Lyra Erso: Galen, sweetie, I've always known more about the trends than you have.

Lyra Erso: I thought I might as well stop being grammar mom and see how that goes.

Bby Ellie: MAMA UR THE BEST

Galen Erso: I THOUGHT U LIKED ME THE BEST

Bby Ellie: Lol

K-2SO: U know usually it's the child fighting for more attention from each parent, not the parents fighting over the attention of the child

Orson Krennic: Then let me ask you a question? Do rules apply to this chat?

K-2SO: ... suddenly I realize what you're trying to say

Chirrut Îmwe: Can someone add Bae back in?

Darts Vader: No

Chirrut Îmwe: I hate u

[Chirrut Îmwe has used his staff to knock out Darth Vader from the group chat]

Bby Ellie: O.O HOW DOES THAT WORK

Chirrut Îmwe: Chirrut does what Chirrut does best

[Chirrut Îmwe has used his staff to kick everyone out of the group chat]

[Chirrut Îmwe has added Bae Malbus to the group chat]

Chirrut Îmwe: Hey Bae

Bae Malbus: hi!

Chirrut Îmwe: Wanna have some fun? 😏😏

Bae Malbus: U know me too well 😘😘
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I accidentally typed Baze Malbus as Bae Malbus at one point and then realized what a wonderful idea it was.

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