Palpy's Plan

This chapter's base idea has been stolen from @-jedisolo .

So yet again, I don't own Star Wars, nor this idea. Fun fun fun I'm stealing ideas. I probably should go to fanfiction jail for that. Or plagiarism jail.
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Emperor Palpatine: My name is back to Emperor Palpatine!

Director Dum-Dum: Good for you.

Director Dum-Dum: WAIT WHAT?!??

Sarcastic Sarlacc: Lol

Sarcastic Sarlacc: !!

Obsessed: Are all our names changed

Obsessed: Really? Obsessed?

Blind Guy: We should figure out who is who!

Gay Texting Buddy: I'm assuming you're Chirrut?

Blind Guy: No I'm Kanan

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: I'm Chirrut

Director Dum-Dum: I think we all know who I am

Obsessed: Oh! Guess me!

Gay Texting Buddy: You're Cassian?

Obsessed: No!

Sarcastic Sarlacc: Bodhi!

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: K-2SO!

Obsessed:

Director Dum-Dum: Jyn

Obsessed: Yep

Director Dum-Dum: Why are you called obsessed?

Emperor Palpatine: LEL

Barf Vader: lol

Barf Vader: RU SERIOUS

Sarcastic Sarlacc: GUESS ME

Gay Shark: K-2SO

Sarcastic Sarlacc: Aw man! How did you know

Titan Lover: You're the sarcastic one around here

Titan Lover: I HATE TITAAANNNSSSS

Obsessed: Then why can you turn into one? And you like to scream Titans?

Titan Lover: ...

Gay Shark: I'm assuming you're Baze Gay Texting Buddy

Gay Texting Buddy: yep And you must be Bodhi

Gay Shark: Right on

Blind Guy: Wait who's Cassian question mark

Blueberry: Idk

Blueberry: Blueberry?

Barf Vader: Yo Saw! Where are you?

Saw Gererra: Right here

Director Dum-Dum: Why is his name normal?

Gay Shark: I'm not sure how to feel about my name

Gay Shark: I think I'll go with happy

Thing 1: ...

Thing 2: ...

Thing 1: Who are you?

Thing 2: I'm Thrawn

Director Dum-Dum: HAHAHAHAHA ILL BET THING THING 1 IS TARKIN!!

Thing 1: Actually I'm Galen

Director Dum-Dum: Oh... um... awkward

Emperor Palpatine: HEHEHE

Grammar Mommy: Let's see what my new name is.

Grammar Mommy: Actually it's not that bad.

Obsessed: MAMA! You forgot a comma!

Grammar Mommy: O.O I MUST JUMP OFF A CLIFF

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: Nah. Jumping off cliffs isn't worth it. Just love with your sins

Grammar Mommy: ...

Hot Stuff: Hi guys what did I miss?

Thing 2: Someone changed all our names except Saw's

Saw Gererra: I'm feeling left out. I'm gonna change mine!

[Saw Gererra has changed his name to LOL]

LOL: So who's hot stuff?

Hot Stuff: I'm Cassian

Director Dum-Dum: Can we PLEASE go back to our real names I'm so confused.

Grammar Mommy: THAT'S A RUN ON SENTENCE

Director Dum-Dum: WHERE'S YOUR EXCLAMATION POINT?!?

[Barf Vader has kicked Grammar Mommy from the group chat]

Thing 1: Why does everyone keep kicking my wife out?

Barf Vader: You're right. She's probably lonely.

[Barf Vader has kicked Thing 1 from the group chat]

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: HEHE

Blueberry: I'm leaving this weird place

Titan Lover: Same fam

Thing 2: But seriously where's Tarkin

LOL: Idk

Obsessed: He probably didn't join the chat

Gay Texting Buddy: Or he has such a stupid name he doesn't want to text

Director Dum-Dum: IDEA

Director Dum-Dum: TARKIN IF YOU TEXT I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER

Twilight Sparkle: Finnnneeee

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Twilight Sparkle: Now can we make out Orson?

Director Dum-Dum: Lol nope! JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK!

Sarcastic Sarlacc: This is the best chat yet!

Emperor Palpatine: Excellent...

Hot Stuff: Let's change Palpy's name!

Gay Shark: YEAH!! (I love you Cassian)

Emperor Palpatine: You can't. You aren't able to get to my phone

[Director Dum-Dum has changed Emperor Palpatine's name to Fizz! Zap! Whizzbang!]

Fizz! Zap! Whizzbang!: RU SERIOUS

Gay Texting Buddy: Wait which one was Jyn again

Obsessed: Me

Sarcastic Sarlacc: Just remember that she is obsessed wth Orson Krennic

Director Dum-Dum: 😱😱😱 YOU SHIP JYNNIC!!??

Sarcastic Sarlacc: Yeah because Jassian gets in the way of Pilot²

Jassian Shippers: NUUUUUUUU

[Jassian Shippers have kicked Sarcastic Sarlacc from the group chat]

Hot Stuff: XD

Obsessed: I am not getting together with you, Krennic

Director Dum-Dum: No, but I wish you were.

Twilight Sparkle: I AM

Thing 2: ORSON KRENNIC IS MINE

[Director Dum-Dum has kicked Twilight Sparkle and Thing 2 from the group chat]

Fizz! Zap! Whizzbang!: HAHA

[Director Dum-Dum has kicked everyone except Obsessed from the group chat]

Director Dum-Dum: We should get together.

Obsessed: Hell no

Director Dum-Dum: PLEEEAASSSEEE!! One day and then I'll never ask again.

Obsessed: I'll consider it...

Director Dum-Dum: 😄

[Obsessed has kicked Director Dum-Dum from the chat]

Obsessed: NOT!
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Jynnic has come undone! Or not, considering I haven't even tried to make Jynnic happen.

So the last chapter had some readers included in the story. Would you guys like it if I did that again? (Hint: whoever comments has a higher chance of being added/placed back in the chat)

Please review!

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