Palpy's Plan
This chapter's base idea has been stolen from @-jedisolo .
So yet again, I don't own Star Wars, nor this idea. Fun fun fun I'm stealing ideas. I probably should go to fanfiction jail for that. Or plagiarism jail.
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Emperor Palpatine: My name is back to Emperor Palpatine!
Director Dum-Dum: Good for you.
Director Dum-Dum: WAIT WHAT?!??
Sarcastic Sarlacc: Lol
Sarcastic Sarlacc: !!
Obsessed: Are all our names changed
Obsessed: Really? Obsessed?
Blind Guy: We should figure out who is who!
Gay Texting Buddy: I'm assuming you're Chirrut?
Blind Guy: No I'm Kanan
I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: I'm Chirrut
Director Dum-Dum: I think we all know who I am
Obsessed: Oh! Guess me!
Gay Texting Buddy: You're Cassian?
Obsessed: No!
Sarcastic Sarlacc: Bodhi!
I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: K-2SO!
Obsessed:
Director Dum-Dum: Jyn
Obsessed: Yep
Director Dum-Dum: Why are you called obsessed?
Emperor Palpatine: LEL
Barf Vader: lol
Barf Vader: RU SERIOUS
Sarcastic Sarlacc: GUESS ME
Gay Shark: K-2SO
Sarcastic Sarlacc: Aw man! How did you know
Titan Lover: You're the sarcastic one around here
Titan Lover: I HATE TITAAANNNSSSS
Obsessed: Then why can you turn into one? And you like to scream Titans?
Titan Lover: ...
Gay Shark: I'm assuming you're Baze Gay Texting Buddy
Gay Texting Buddy: yep And you must be Bodhi
Gay Shark: Right on
Blind Guy: Wait who's Cassian question mark
Blueberry: Idk
Blueberry: Blueberry?
Barf Vader: Yo Saw! Where are you?
Saw Gererra: Right here
Director Dum-Dum: Why is his name normal?
Gay Shark: I'm not sure how to feel about my name
Gay Shark: I think I'll go with happy
Thing 1: ...
Thing 2: ...
Thing 1: Who are you?
Thing 2: I'm Thrawn
Director Dum-Dum: HAHAHAHAHA ILL BET THING THING 1 IS TARKIN!!
Thing 1: Actually I'm Galen
Director Dum-Dum: Oh... um... awkward
Emperor Palpatine: HEHEHE
Grammar Mommy: Let's see what my new name is.
Grammar Mommy: Actually it's not that bad.
Obsessed: MAMA! You forgot a comma!
Grammar Mommy: O.O I MUST JUMP OFF A CLIFF
I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: Nah. Jumping off cliffs isn't worth it. Just love with your sins
Grammar Mommy: ...
Hot Stuff: Hi guys what did I miss?
Thing 2: Someone changed all our names except Saw's
Saw Gererra: I'm feeling left out. I'm gonna change mine!
[Saw Gererra has changed his name to LOL]
LOL: So who's hot stuff?
Hot Stuff: I'm Cassian
Director Dum-Dum: Can we PLEASE go back to our real names I'm so confused.
Grammar Mommy: THAT'S A RUN ON SENTENCE
Director Dum-Dum: WHERE'S YOUR EXCLAMATION POINT?!?
[Barf Vader has kicked Grammar Mommy from the group chat]
Thing 1: Why does everyone keep kicking my wife out?
Barf Vader: You're right. She's probably lonely.
[Barf Vader has kicked Thing 1 from the group chat]
I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: HEHE
Blueberry: I'm leaving this weird place
Titan Lover: Same fam
Thing 2: But seriously where's Tarkin
LOL: Idk
Obsessed: He probably didn't join the chat
Gay Texting Buddy: Or he has such a stupid name he doesn't want to text
Director Dum-Dum: IDEA
Director Dum-Dum: TARKIN IF YOU TEXT I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
Twilight Sparkle: Finnnneeee
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Twilight Sparkle: Now can we make out Orson?
Director Dum-Dum: Lol nope! JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK!
Sarcastic Sarlacc: This is the best chat yet!
Emperor Palpatine: Excellent...
Hot Stuff: Let's change Palpy's name!
Gay Shark: YEAH!! (I love you Cassian)
Emperor Palpatine: You can't. You aren't able to get to my phone
[Director Dum-Dum has changed Emperor Palpatine's name to Fizz! Zap! Whizzbang!]
Fizz! Zap! Whizzbang!: RU SERIOUS
Gay Texting Buddy: Wait which one was Jyn again
Obsessed: Me
Sarcastic Sarlacc: Just remember that she is obsessed wth Orson Krennic
Director Dum-Dum: 😱😱😱 YOU SHIP JYNNIC!!??
Sarcastic Sarlacc: Yeah because Jassian gets in the way of Pilot²
Jassian Shippers: NUUUUUUUU
[Jassian Shippers have kicked Sarcastic Sarlacc from the group chat]
Hot Stuff: XD
Obsessed: I am not getting together with you, Krennic
Director Dum-Dum: No, but I wish you were.
Twilight Sparkle: I AM
Thing 2: ORSON KRENNIC IS MINE
[Director Dum-Dum has kicked Twilight Sparkle and Thing 2 from the group chat]
Fizz! Zap! Whizzbang!: HAHA
[Director Dum-Dum has kicked everyone except Obsessed from the group chat]
Director Dum-Dum: We should get together.
Obsessed: Hell no
Director Dum-Dum: PLEEEAASSSEEE!! One day and then I'll never ask again.
Obsessed: I'll consider it...
Director Dum-Dum: 😄
[Obsessed has kicked Director Dum-Dum from the chat]
Obsessed: NOT!
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Jynnic has come undone! Or not, considering I haven't even tried to make Jynnic happen.
So the last chapter had some readers included in the story. Would you guys like it if I did that again? (Hint: whoever comments has a higher chance of being added/placed back in the chat)
Please review!
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