-Orson Krennic and derp_eyes Break the Forth Wall

Update notes: THIS FORM IS NOW CLOSED!! But you can still read the chapter anyway.
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derp_eyes: OHMYBANTHA-REEK-ACKLEY-NEXU!!! THIS STORY IS NEARLY IN THE TOP 100 OF THE HUMOR CATEGORY!!

Orson Krennic: Oh boy... here she goes again...

derp_eyes: I think this calls for another celebration!

Orson Krennic: Please do not put me with Cassian or Thrawn or Tarkin. That's just weird.

derp_eyes: You just gave me a great idea for a future chapter!

Orson Krennic: I really hate myself now...

Orson Krennic: Why did you choose me to talk beyond the forth wall instead of K-2SO or Cassian Andor or Bodhi Rook or literally anyone else?

derp_eyes: Because why not?

Orson Krennic: ... you like me the best don't you?

derp_eyes: Well... technically the story kind of loosely revolves around you... so yes...

derp_eyes: But forget that. You better tell the audience what's going on or else they'll get bored and leave.

Orson Krennic: Why can't you?!?

derp_eyes: I'm not really supposed to be here ;)

Orson Krennic: WHAT?!??

derp_eyes: Just tell them! The camera's rolling!

Orson Krennic: THIS IS A BOOK!! NOT A MOVIE!!

Orson Krennic: Annnnnd... you're gone...

Orson Krennic: Fine...

Orson Krennic: Hello, readers! Like derp_eyes said at the beginnning, this story is nearly in the top 100 best humor stories. To celebrate, derp_eyes will write another chapter about the readers interacting with the Rogue One crew once the story reaches 100.

Last time there was a chapter like this, most of the text written for each of you was based off your profiles, current stories, and comments left on this story. However we'd like a little more information so the texts kind of mirror what most of you would say in a certain situation. Not only will this be helpful for future reader interaction chapters, but it will also be a way for us to find out who's really interested in seeing their username in the book.

If you are interested in being in the next readers and rogues chatroom, just name your favorite character (around the Star Wars Rebels/Rogue One/A New Hope time (you can choose up to three favorites), a ship you support from the time frame (can be multiple ships if you wish) and answer the seven questions below.

Thank you for your cooperation!

Orson Krennic: DERP!! GET BACK HERE AND DO THE QUESTIONS!!

derp_eyes: You do them! You're doing great so far!

[Orson Krennic has kicked himself from the forth wall]

derp_eyes: What a whimp...

Questions!

1.
If you saw Galen and Lyra arguing over grammar what would you do?

2.
How would you react if your favorite character kissed you?

3.
Would you choose K-2SO, R2-D2, or Armitage Hux to team up with?

4.
Which character should be stuck in a friendzone or remain single in your opinion?

5.
What is your favorite thing about your favorite character (if you chose multiple favorites, only use one)?

6.
Respond to this mini conversation:
Bodhi Rook: I want a cookie

Darth Vader: Me too

Darth Vader: Maybe you could give me a HAND making some?!???

Bodhi Rook: Okay!

7.
Thoughts on Eren Yaeger and the Attack on Titan crew in the chat?

And that's it! I'll give you 2 days so as to collect as many readers as possible. Thanks for reading! You guys are awesome!

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