Annnnnddd... the Attack on Titan crew is back. Along with Operation Pilot².

I do not own AoT or Star Wars, unfortunately.
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Bodhi Rook > Orson Krennic

Bodhi Rook: U rdy?

Orson Krennic: Yep. How about you?

Bodhi Rook: More than ready!

Orson Krennic: Operation Jynnic and Pilot² is now in action!

[Eren Yaeger has texted group chat 'WTREEK IS GOING ON IN HERE? ITS KRENNYS FAULT! PUNCTUATION!']

Eren Yaeger: GUYS!! TITANS!!

Eren Yaeger: What kind of chat name is this?

Jyn Erso: What about Titans?

Jyn Erso: Welcome to the world of weirdness

Eren Yaeger: THE TITANS ARE HEADING FOR YOUR WORLD!!

Jyn Erso: Eren I kno ur weird and all but for the last time, TITANS are not coming to our world

Cassian Andor: HOLY RATHTAR!! THERE ARE GIANT NAKED HUMANS OUTSIDE THE BASE

Chirrut Îmwe: One of them has Krennic in its mouth!

Bodhi Rook: Chirrut, you can't see

Chirrut Îmwe:

Baze Malbus: ... but I agree. I want a Titan to eat Krennic

Cassian Andor: OH FORCE!! ONE OF THEM IS ABOUT TO PUT ME IN ITS MOUTH

Orson Krennic: Take a selfie!

Cassian Andor: Ok

Bodhi Rook: CASSIAN!!! I'LL SAVE YOU MY LOVE!!

Eren Yaeger: Who believes me now?

Orson Krennic: Bodhi, should we wait on the operation?

Bodhi Rook: NO SARLACC, SHERLOCK!! FORGET THE STUPID OPERATION!! CASSIAN'S LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING!!

Cassian Andor: GUYS! I GOT A GREAT SELFIE!!

Cassian Andor: OH BANTHA CHEESE!! ITS TEETH ARE ABOUT TO BITE ME IN HALF

Levi Ackerman: Y'all idiots. You have big ass guns. Use them, you bastards.

Cassian Andor: OMG THANK U THANK U 4 SAVING MY LIFE... shorty...actually what is your name?

Levi Ackerman: ...

Bodhi Rook: ... but I wanted to save Cassian...

Levi Ackerman: I'm sure he'll get nearly eaten by another Titan. Then you can save him.

Jyn Erso: DEATH STAR PLANS!!! SAVE ME!!! YOURE MY ONLY HOPE!!

Orson Krennic: Ah... Jyn... there's something I need to tell you... about the plans...

Jyn Erso: THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR CONFESSIONS!!

Palpy: Everything is as I have foreseen... hehe

Mikasa Ackerman: Did you foresee the 10 meter Titan behind you?

Palpy: Oh )(*(&*%^%#$#%^&*(

Mikasa Ackerman: Thought so *slices Titan*

Armin Arlett: I'm getting the feeling these Rogue Rebels and the caped guy are complete idiots

Chirrut Îmwe: Help help! One of these things has me in its hand OH GOD I TOUCHED SOMETHING SLIMEY

Saw Gererra: THE WORLD IS COMING UNDONE!!

Armin Arlett: I was right

Baze Malbus: I'LL SAVE YOU CHIRRUT

Chirrut Îmwe: :D Thanks!

Bodhi Rook: GAY

Palpy: Bite yourself, Eren

Eren Yaeger: Not sure if that's an insult or a great suggestion

Orson Krennic: Why are Titans in our world?

Jyn Erso: Whatever happens, at least I'll go down with the Death Star Plans. I love you Death Star Plans!

Jyn Erso: Death Star Plans: I love you Jyn!

Orson Krennic: JYN!! Those plans aren't the real plans! They're fake.

Wilhuff Tarkin: WAIT YOU DIDNT GIVE HER THE REAL PLANS?!?

Jyn Erso: WAIT YOU DIDNT GIVE ME THE REAL PLANS?!?

Wilhuff Tarkin: OH PHEW FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT I MIGHT HAVE TO FIRE YOU INSTEAD OF LETTING YOU BLOW YOURSELF UP

Wilhuff Tarkin: Ahh... I mean... TITANS!!

Eren Yaeger: USIWNS

Cassian Andor: Guys I got so many good selfies!! Of course the Titans keep wanting to eat me.

Bodhi Rook: Hey girly! Stop cutting down Titans and let me save Cassian for once!

Armin Arlett: I'M A BOY!!

Baze Malbus: GUYS!! We can blow up the Titans with our cannons!!

Levi Ackerman: I swear to Wall Sina... I JUST SAID THAT

Chirrut Îmwe: EVERYONE!! FIRE AT THE TITANS!! BUT MAKE SURE ONE OF THEM EATS KRENNIC

Orson Krennic: ...

Cassian Andor: Guys! I got a selfie with a sexy Titan holding me and squeezing the living daylights out of me!

Bodhi Rook: ILL SAVE YOU CASSIAN!!

Milady Ackerman: No! What's-your-name-who-goes-by-Bodhi-Rook, Stop shooting at the sexy Titan! That's Eren!

Eren Yaeger: WIFKWOFHWKFHSNWNFNFBAXJXHW

R2-D2: he talk like u 3po

C-3PO: Why are you such a rude droid?

R2-D2: fk u I hope Titans make yum yum from u

C-3PO: R2-D2! How dare you!

Orson Krennic: We need to get these Titans out of here!

Darth Vader: Let's blow them up with the Death Star!

Galen Erso: I have a better idea

Armin Arlett: Who the heck are you?

Galen Erso: You're only hope. LYRA! Time for the secret weapon! Show these Titans how the Ersos do it!

Lyra Erso: On it!

Lyra Erso: Alright, everybody! It's grammar lesson time!

Titans: NUUUUUUUU

Eren Yaeger: ME NO LIKEY GRAMMAR

Lyra Erso: Don't run! Grammar is great! Come back here!

Mikasa Ackerman: Wow... is that woman chasing the Titans out of your world... With a grammar book!?

Saw Gererra: THE WORLD HAS COME UNDONE!!

R2-D2: Dats rite! RUn b*****s!

Orson Krennic: THAT'S the secret weapon?!

Jyn Erso: We Ersos have some very rare skills, passed only through the family. 😏

Galen Erso: That's my Lyra!

Armin Arlett: Guess our job's done here...

Darth Vader: Oh look, a Titan ate Emperor Palpatine

Wilhuff Tarkin: And you're just going to stand there?

Darth Vader: ...  yes

Wilhuff Tarkin: Same fam

Levi Ackerman: Tch. The Titans are back in our world. Let's go Arlett, Ackerman.

Armin Arlett and Mikasa Ackerman: Hai!

[A long pause as everyone watches the Attack on Titan people leave]

Orson Krennic: Well, that went well. Don't you think, Bodhi?

Bodhi Rook: That was not the plan

Orson Krennic: YOU ASKED ME TO FIND SOMETHING THAT WOULD PUT CASSIAN IN DANGER SO YOU WOULD BE THE ONE TO RESCUE HIM!!!

Bodhi Rook: TITANS WERE NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!

Chirrut Îmwe: You know this conversation is public, right?

Cassian Andor: Bodhi! You saved my life! Where are you? I wanna hug you!

Bodhi Rook: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG IM SCREAMING

Orson Krennic: I knew it would work!

Chirrut Îmwe: Well it looks like those two are finally together

Jyn Erso: It's true love! I feel like I've fallen in love with the Death Star Plans all over again!

Orson Krennic: ... Jyn we really need to talk

K-2SO: Hi guys! Guess what? You'll never believe what happened! I was sunbathing when all of a sudden some naked giant came along and swallowed me and now it just regurgitated me and I'm in a totally different world!

R2-D2: fk u k2 u ruin pilot2 moment

K-2SO: THERES A PILOT² MOMENT GOING ON AND IM NOT THERE!!???

K-2SO: WHY IS KARMA SO FORCING MEAN TO ME?!??

Chirrut Îmwe:

Chirrut Îmwe: You know what? I'm not even going to say it.
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Long chapter for no apparent reason besides to annoy you guys with Attack on Titan characters crashing the Rogue One story.

Fun story time! When I wrote the second chapter of this book, I did not actually ship Cassian and Bodhi. I just wanted to use K-2SO to represent the shippers of fandoms. However, the ship has grown on me a lot and now it's one of my favorites!

So! Will Krennic ever tell Jyn the truth about the Death Star Plans (since she seemed to have forgotten by the end of this chapter)? How will Jyn react? Will Bodhi's dream/resolution actually come true for good? And will Baze text more from his phone? Find out next chapter!