Still don't own anything as much as I wish I did.
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Cassian Andor > Bodhi Rook

Cassian Andor: Hey Bodhi

Bodhi Rook: 😱😱 OMG OMG OMG SENPAI NOTICED ME

Cassian Andor: Wut

Bodhi Rook: I mean, carry on. (Ehehe)

Cassian Andor: Okay...

Cassian Andor: Anyway, I was really hoping you could help me with my thoughts about Jyn. Is it wrong that I'm not happy that she's engaged to her true love? Am I just being a Sarlacc pit instead off a good friend? I mean, I feel like I should be happy for her but I can't help except feel like I've been betrayed.

Bodhi Rook: Deep, man

Cassian Andor: Do you know how it feels to be so madly in love with someone only to have all hopes swept away from you with just one move?

Bodhi Rook: You should be talking to Krennic since you were both obsessed with Jyn

Cassian Andor: Do you think I'll ever find love again? True love?

Bodhi Rook: Yah!! :D

Cassian Andor: I wonder if I should go down to a bar and see if there's any women who might be interested in me

Bodhi Rook: ...

Cassian Andor: You know what? Maybe my love life isn't over! Maybe i will find true love!

Bodhi Rook: YES!! You'll find true love right in front of you! And you can go out with them and love will flow in your heart and make you happy again!

Cassian Andor: EXCELLENT IDEA!! Thank you for being a great friend Bodhi! I shall try to find true love! Bye!

Bodhi Rook: ... but I wanted to go out with you...

Bodhi Rook > Orson Krennic

Bodhi Rook: CASSIAN DOESNT WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME 😭😭😭😭

Orson Krennic:

Orson Krennic: How am I supposed to help?

Bodhi Rook: Do you know how it feels to be so madly in love with someone only to have all hopes swept away from you with just one move?

Orson Krennic: I've had that happen to me twice before (Thanks for breaking my heart, Lyra and Fake Death Star Plans).

Orson Krennic: But seriously, what am I supposed to do about the situation between you and Cassian?

Bodhi Rook: Steal the Death Star Plans from Jyn. She'll have no choice but to continue begging you for them. Then I can get Cassian!

Orson Krennic:  Jyn begged me for the plans before and Cassian could never get her. And then Jyn got the plans and now Cassian's feeling hopeless. How is that any different from your scheme? The result will be the same except I'll have the plans.

Bodhi Rook: WELL DO YOU HAVE ANY BETTER IDEA

Orson Krennic: Meet me on Scarif's beaches. We'll talk about this.

Bodhi Rook: Time to form Operation Pilot² !

Orson Krennic: Time to form Operation Pilot² and Jynnic!

Bodhi Rook: Arent you 20 years older than her?

Orson Krennic: I CAN DREAM CANT I?!?

Bodhi Rook: ...  Fair enough!
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Hmmmm... what are these two up to..? And will Bodhi ever get that date with Cassian? Well you guys probably know the answer.

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