Oh look, another Beauty and the Beast song parody.

We're gonna do a little time traveling in this chapter and go back to the style some of my first parodies kind of looked like.

Also, I need a filler chapter so I can write the wedding since usually reader chats take a few days to make.

I don't own anything.
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Saw Gererra: GRRRRRR

Jyn Erso: Saw? Is everything okay?

Saw Gererra: Who does he think he is!? That man has tangled with the wrong rebel!

Jyn Erso: Who?

Bodhi Rook: Me

Cassian Andor: Damn right he has!

Jyn Erso: Cassian!

Saw Gererra: Mockery! Lies! Deception! Why, it's more than I can bear!

Baze Malbus: More blue milk Saw?

Saw Gererra: What for?! My reputation has been ruined.

Chirrut Îmwe: WhoWhatWhereWhenWhyHow??

Jyn Erso: Never! Saw, you've got to pull yourself together!

Jyn Erso: Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, dear Saw
Having the face of a grump

Steela Gererra: Everyone here'd love to be you, Brother

K-2SO: And slap your metallic rump

Cassian Andor: (K2 WHAT THE REEK)

Jyn Erso: There's no rebel whose as admired as you
Your everyone's favorite guy!
Everyone's awed and inspired by you

Ahsoka Tano: Though I do find it hard to see why...

Agent Kallus: ... ('soke, no)

Cassian Andor: (*face palm*)

Jyn Erso: No.

Jyn Erso: One's.

Jyn Erso: Slick as Sir Saw!

Steela Gererra: No one's quick as Sir Saw!

Bodhi Rook: No one's mind is as incredibly thick as Sir Saw's

Orson Krennic: For there's no man in town whose as extreme!

Cassian Andor: Damn you ruined it Orson.

Orson Krennic: (How? I complimented him)

Cassian Andor: (Because you spoke)

Jyn Erso: You can ask Chirrut, Captain Rex, Eren
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on...

Chirrut Îmwe: DA FORCE'S

Captain Rex: Wasn't he a big ****** in the Clone Wars?

Eren Jaëger: bad reply

Orson Krennic: (this is gonna be one of those **** days isn't it?)

Cassain Andor: Who

Cassain Andor: Is

Jyn Erso: Super like Saw?
A real trooper like Saw!

K-2SO: Who can take better dumps on the pooper than Saw!

Cassian Andor: (KAYTU!!!)

Saw Gererra: As an extremist, yes, I'm intimidating!

Rogue 7: MY!! WHAT A GUY, OUR DEAR SAW!

Saw Gererra: I needed encouragement
Thank you, Erso

Jyn Erso: Well there's nobody easier to boast about more...

Orson Krennic: (Except me)

Saw Gererra: (Hell no)

Gaylen: No

Lyra Erso: One

Chirrut Îmwe: Moves like our Saw!

Baze Îmwe: No one grooves like Sir Saw!

Bodhi Rook: No one gives PTSD better than Sir Saw!

Orson Krennic: He's not one bit too skinny or scrawny!

Saw Gererra: Unlike Orson Krennic over there

K-2SO: O_O

Gaylen: Don't you dare speak to Orson like that, Saw!

Saw Gererra: He blew up Jedha City

Gaylen: Is that fair?

Saw Gererra: I don't care

Lyra Erso: (So mature...)

Jyn Erso and Cassian Andor: No one hits notes like Saw
Matches wits like Sir Saw

Steela Gererra: In a spitting match nobody spits like dear Saw!

Saw Gererra: I'm espcially good at expectorating! *spits spitball across the room and hits Orson Krennic in the head*

Orson Krennic: HEY!

Everyone: Ten points for Sir Saw!!

Saw Gererra: When I was a lad, I ate Titans for lunch
To help me grow up oh so tall

Eren Jaëger: Now all the Titans will eat you for lunch

Saw Gererra: But the Force will guide us all!

Lyra Erso: (YES YES YES YES YES YES!!! WOOO! FORCE!!!!! REPRESENT!! COME ON CHIRRUT!! LET'S PARTY!!)

Chirrut Îmwe: (...do I sound like her?)

Everyone: (Yes)

Rogue 10 and Steela: *begin dancing and playing wild music*

K-2SO: WHO

K-2SO: HAS

K-2SO: AIMS

Everyone: Like Sir Saw!

K-2SO: TAKES THE REIGNS

Everyone: Like Sir Saw!

K-2SO: Who can make up these endless refrains like Sir Saw!

Saw Gererra: I do everything for my dear sister, Steela

Steela Gererra: (you're so sweet!)

Rogue 9 and Steela Gererra: Say it loud, y'all!
Who's the best of them all?
Who's the man of success
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Who stayed when Jedha began to fall
Only one guy in the world whom does it all!

Jyn Erso: And his name's S-A... U... maybe an O...

Orson Krennic: Holy bonthas, how have you made it this far in the book without knowing how to spell???

Steela Gererra: (Orson is harder to spell than Saw!)

Sir SAWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Lyra Erso: Guess who's going to grammar school this summer??
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