Still don't own anything.
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Jyn Erso: We should make New Year's resolutions

Cassian Andor: Well my resolution was crushed by Orson Krennic

Orson Krennic: What did I ever do to you?

Bodhi Rook: Nothing. You made life great. Because I might have a shot at romance!

K-2SO: MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO MAKE MY SHIP SAIL

Chirrut Îmwe: BAZE!!! HELP!!!

Baze Malbus: ??

Chirrut Îmwe: Siri keeps searching the stupid web. Come text for me

Baze Malbus: Yay! Texting buddies again!

Bodhi Rook: GAY

Cassian Andor: R we gonna talk about resolutions

Lyra Erso: My resolution is to correct more grammar.

Galen Erso: My resolution is to fix all the mitakes ive done and get out of this carbonite

Jyn Erso: My resolution is to do wtever I want And marry the Death Star plans

Orson Krennic: My resolution is to not choke on my aspirations too much.

Lyra Erso: GALEN! JEDHA! TAKE NOTES! ORSON KRENNIC HAS PERFECT GRAMMAR! YOU SHOULD BE HANGING OUT WITH HIM INSTEAD OF THE REBELS!

Jyn Erso: :(

Cassian Andor: My resolution is to hope that Jyn will come back to me

Saw Gererra: THE WORLD IS COMING UNDONE!!

Everyone: ??

Saw Gererra: My name has been spelled wrong this whole time.

[Darth Vader has kicked Saw Gererra out of the chat]

Darth Vader: Continuing

Chirrut Îmwe: I want to become one with the Force

Orson Krennic: You forgot a period.

Galen Erso: FORCE DAMMIT KRENNY!!

Lyra Erso: YES! Take notes, Erso family!

Jyn Erso: KRENNY?!? 😂😂😂😱

Baze Malbus: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!

Baze Malbus: Wait, this is my phone.

Chirrut Îmwe: What Baze said minus the second text!

Cassian Andor: Baze wts ur resolution

Baze Malbus: I don't have one. New year same me

Lyra Erso: EVERYBODY KEEPS FORGETTING PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR

Galen Erso: Lyra, please. Take a chill pill

Galen Erso: .**

Lyra Erso: At least you added that period.

K-2SO: KRENNY

Orson Krennic: OMFORCE

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE-

[Darth Vader has somehow interrupted Chirrut Îmwe's text]

Darth Vader: Yeah yeah wt ever

Palpy: My resolution is to take over the Galaxy!

Luke Skywalker: u already have, Palpy

Palpy: VADEEERRRR

Bodhi Rook: My phone calls you Palpy too

Jyn Erso: Same

Galen Erso: HAHA! *high fives Vader*

Darth Vader: Bro *high fives back*

Palpy: Lemme guess u 2 hacked everyone's phone and now I'm known as Palpy

Darth Vader: yup!

Orson Krennic: Sooooo... since we all made resolutions except Luke whose resolutions we don't care about, now what do we do?

Luke Skywalker: :(

Lyra Erso: Sign everyone in this chat except you up for an English class.

Everyone: NOOOOOOO!!!

Lyra Erso: OH NOW YOU ALL USE PROPER GRAMMAR!

Orson Krennic: Lyra, please. You need to calm down.

Lyra Erso: You sound like my husband.

Bodhi Rook: GUYS!! Can we get back to the resolutions!?

K-2SO: Did you already do your resolution?

Bodhi Rook: no

Cassian Andor: So wts urs?

Bodhi Rook: I want to become better so I can find true love! ❤️

Darth Vader: You are a boy... and that sounds like something a girl would say...

Bodhi Rook: ITS THE 21st CENTURY DARTH EVERYTHING CAN BE GENDER FLUID

Bodhi Rook: And I want true love

K-2SO: Pilot squared

Jyn Erso: Pilot²

Baze Malbus: Pilot²

Chirrut Îmwe: Pilot squared

Galen Erso: Pilot ²

Orson Krennic: Pilot squared

Palpy: Pilot squared

Darth Vader: What is going on here?

Lyra Erso: Not punctuation

Cassian Andor: STOP SHIPPING US!! I WANT JYN!!

Jyn Erso: I'm already engaged!

Lyra Erso: Jedha Yareal Nyong'o, being engaged to the Death Star Plans is the stupidest thing ever. You should have been dating that damn pilot guy!

Cassian Andor: I thought u didn't want her dating a damn pilot

Lyra Erso:

Galen Erso: OOH SNAP

Jyn Erso: this chat is too weird

K-2SO: Agreed let's all say something and then we shall end it

Darth Vader: KRENNY

Orson Krennic: Why.

Lyra Erso: THAT IS NOT A SENTENCE!

Jyn Erso: Death Star Plans!

Eren Yaeger: TITANS!

[Darth Vader has kicked Eren Yaeger out of the chat]

K-2SO: Pilot ² is life!

Luke Skywalker: WHY MUST THIS CHAT BE SO SCREWED UP??

Bodhi Rook: CASSIAN DATE ME

K-2SO: Yass

Cassian Andor: Jyn! Love me!

Galen Erso: lol nope ur romantic life is hopeless

Lyra Erso: GALEN!!

Galen Erso: LYRA!!

Cassian Andor: ...

Bodhi Rook: Please go out with me Cassian?

Baze Malbus: MY OTP MIGHT JUST COME TRU

Cassian Andor: Force no

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT-

[R2-D2 has interrupted Chirrut Îmwe's text]

R2-D2: fk nu dnt say it

Chirrut Îmwe: Why is every Forcing person interrupting me!?

Everyone: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!

Chirrut Îmwe: I hate u all
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Before Rogue One, there was some theory about Galen being frozen in carbonite until the Empire needed him again. Personally, I like that theory and since I'm still trying to stay away from spoilers (for some reason) Galen is stuck in carbonite. Only Palpy knows how the Force he is texting.

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!

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