My Life as a Teenage Wattpadder

The last time I did something like this, you guys enjoyed hearing about the random events in my life. Welp! Here's Round 2!

I... actually own everything except for my parents, sibling's and other's dialogue.
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Me and Mom in Target:
Mom: *looking at her grocery list* Do we need anything else?

Me: *thinking* CASSIAN ANDOR BLACK SERIES!!!!

Me: No.

Black Series Jyn Erso and Orson Krennic

Me: *makes this picture*

Sibling 1: YOU TOUCHED JYN?!??? (Btw I got Jyn for her for Christmas)

Me: 😏😏😏 *thinking* No Krennic did.

{meanwhile, everyday}

Dad: *sees Krennic in my hand* Orange Can!

Mom: It's Costco Man!

Me: *just thinking* Whyyyyy

K-2SO and Darth Vader Funko Pop

Sibling 1: Mom, who is this?

Mom: RD-2D?

Sibling 1: No it's DARTH VADER!!!

{another day}

Me: *holds up K-2SO* Mom, who is this?

Mom: Darth Vader

Me: No it's K-2SO

Mom: You guys are weird

(To this day, Mom and Dad are prompted to say "Darth Vader!" every time sibling 1 holds Vader in their hand (also K-2SO is considered Darth Vader or R2-D2/RD-2D)

Me driving a car

Me: *driving along with my Mom in the passengers seat (I only have my driving permit and where I live, you have to hold your permit for a year before you can get your license)*

Me: *thinking* You know what? I should make a chapter where Krennic uses his manipulative skills to make Cassian ask Bodhi out!

Me: *still thinking* No! I'll turn it into a fanfiction! I'll make it a whole chapter!

Mom: DERP!! BRAKE!!!

Me: *slams on breaks*

Me: *still thinking* Pilot² is going to be the death of me...

3.75 Sabine Wren

Me: *decides to take a picture of Sabine outside*

Sibling 2: DON'T TOUCH HER!!

Me: You never play with her.

Sibling 2: We'll then leave her blasters here so try don't get lost. AND DON'T PUT HER IN THE SNOW!!

Me: *thinking* It's snowing outside. How am I going to avoid putting her in the snow?*

Me: Fine *puts Sabine on the table*

Me: *grabs Sabine and pockets her the minute Sibling 2 isn't looking*

Me: *thinking* hehehehe

And then I froze my hands off. But this is what the picture came out like so I think it makes up for how cold my digits were.

Random School Day

Me: *doing schoolwork*

Mom: There's an article about Empire coming back tonight

Me and Sibling 1: What?

Mom: Empire? Isn't that one of your things?

Me: *internally fangirling*

Mom: Oh wait. It's a DirectTV show.

Me: *thinking* Dammit
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And that's it for today! Hope you liked seeing some of the random moments in my life.

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