So sorry for not uploading a chapter yesterday! Currently, I'm working on the R&R chapter (which is taking longer than I thought it would) and a Valentine's Day special chapter. So I haven't been able to work on other chapters.

So today, you get part of my life story of what happens to Star Wars toys in our household. This all happened about a month ago.
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General Hux Funko Pop

Sibling 1: *holds out Funko Pop General Hux* Mom, guess who this is.

Mom: I don't know. Is he [on the] good [side]?

Me: He's Irish.

Mom: Oh. Then he must be good.

{later that day}

Sibling 1: Mom, guess who this is. *holds out Hux again*

Mom: Finn?

Me: No. His name is Hux.

Mom: Huck?

Me: Hux.

Mom: Hucks?

Sibling 1: General Hux.

Mom: I thought his name was Finn?

Me: That's the non-Irish guy

Mom: whAt??

Me and sibling 1: *tries to explain that Finn is not Irish even though the name is*

Mom: You guys too are weird.

{the next day}

Sibling 1: Mom, who's this? *holds out Hux again*

Mom: Finn the Irish guy whose name is Fax or Max.

Me: *thinking* Well, at least she's trying.

{back up about a week}

Me: *holding Hux* Dad, who's this?

Dad: Jabba the Hutt.

(And to this day, Hux is still called Finn according to my mom and my dad now calls him Bobba Fat.)

Orson Krennic Black Series

Me: *just happens to leave Orson Krennic on the kitchen table*

Mom: This guy looks like a Costco Employee.

Mom: See? *points to the little blocks that signify Krennic's rank* Doesn't that look like the Costco sign?

Me: Actually, it kind of does.

Sibling 1: Yeah!

Mom: *picks up Krennic and dances him in front of my face* He could be the manager or something. "Hello! How may I help you?"

Me: Yep.

Mom: Oh wait. Uh oh, he came apart.

Me: No, Mom. His cape comes off.

{a few days later}

Me: *holding Krennic* Dad, this is Orson Krennic.

Dad: Who?

Me: *slowly and carefully pronouncing every letter* Orson Krennic.

Dad: Orange Can?

Me: No...

Dad: He looks like an Orange Can.

Sibling 2: *in a song-song voice* Orange Can!

Dad: *copies tune* Orange Can!

Me: okay... his name is Orange Can.

(Mom still calls Krennic Costco Man and Dad calls him Orange Can)

Hera Syndulla Funko Pop

Sibling 2: Look how she can do a back summersault! *takes Hera off her stand and places her on a table. And because her head is top heavy, Hera does a back summersault and ends up on her face* Hahahahahahahaha!

Me: I think Moana can do that too. *tries and fails with Moana Funko Pop* Hang on... *keeps trying until it works* There!

Sibling 2: Lets have a competition to see who can do it the best!

*Competition happens and Moana loses*

Sibling 2: Haha! Hera is the best at back face plants! Mom! Look what Hera can do!

Mom: What is that thing?

Sibling 2: Her name is Hera Syndulla

Mom: Is it an alien?

Sibling 2: No she's a... *looks at me* what is she?

Sibling 1: A twi'lek.

Mom: You guys are so weird.

Jyn Erso Black Series

Me: *casually positions Krennic and Jyn together so they're holding hands*

Sibling 1: Lol.

Dad: Are they husband and wife?

Sibling 1: NO!

Me: Possibly. 😏😏😏😏
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Yep. That's what happens with the Star Wars toys in my household.

I got tagged on a few things so I'll put them here.

1. Home and lock screen tag

I forgot who tagged me but my home screen and lock are this

It's the same picture for both lock and home.

2. GMF tag or something like that

Althea_Lovegood tagged me on this one

Star Wars: Rogue One
Push off a cliff: Saw Gererra
Kill: Wilhuff Tarkin
Have a Relationship With: Bodhi Rook
Marry: ORSON KRENNIC
Be a Roommate With: Galen Erso

Anime
Push off a cliff: Elizabeth Midford (Black Butler)
Kill: Tsukiyama Shuu (Tokyo Ghoul)
Have a Relationship With: Meliodis (The Seven Deadly Sins)
Marry: Ryuk (Death Note)
Be a Roommate With: Eren Jaëger (Attack on Titan)

Marvel
Push off a cliff: Wanda Maximoff
Kill: Baron Zemo
Have a Relationship With: James Rhodes
Marry: Thor Odinson
Be a Roomate With: Foggy Nelson

I tag
-ersandorchild
AriStoat_SK
mariexhood
princessabiallarde
da_bunny_lover
MattoryReyloshipper
-Magnolia-Kitten-
Rebellxr