Because Force Forbid we need another crossover.

I don't own Miraculous Ladybug or Star Wars.
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Shatky Rook: GUYS SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPENED THERE WAS THIS BIG FLASH AND SUDDENLY IM IN A CITY WITH A GIANT NEEDLE!!

Orson Krennic: You're on earth in the city of Paris and that pointy thing is the Eiffel Tower. DO YOU GUYS DO ANY RESEARCH FOR OTHER GALAXIES??!?

Sharky Rook: Idk. Probably not but that's what you're for

Cassie The Cat: Why must our chats start so weird

Mon Mothma: HEHE I feel like infecting someone with my evil Akuma!

Bby Ellie: Suddenly I'm very attracted to K2

Galen Erso: GUYS!! IM A... giant headed beanie baby thing

Orson Krennic: Why do I have a purse?

Lyra Erso: WHY DO I FEEL LIKE BEING MEAN TO ORSON AT THE SAME TIME COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH EVERYTHING BODHI?!??

Cassie The Cat: Why am I a big-headed cat?

Mon Mothma: HAHAHA that's ironic

Cassie The Cat: ...

K-2SO: IM A HUMAN!! Well a human girl but STILL HUMAN

Sharky Rook: wait

Sharky Rook: O.O

Sharky Rook: GUYS WERE IN MIRACULOUS LADYBUG WORLD

Mon Mothma: Miraculous what?

[Sharky Rook has changed everyone's name]

Adrien: It's the most awesome show ever!

Marinette: Okay...

Marinette: Why is my name Marinette?

Tikki: You sure don't look like a Marinette

Tikki: My name is Tikki? Cool

Nino: What did Bodhi switch out names to?

Alya: I have no idea

Hawkmoth: What's mine?

Hawkmoth: Ooh I like it

Chloe: We need some sort of reference. Bodhi, can you at least put parts of our original names in?

Alya: Yes that would be very helpful

Adrien: Okay

[Adrien has altered everybody's name]

Adrien Rook: Better?

Nino Erso: Testing testing

Nino Erso: I hope you didn't put Papa and Mama's last names as Erso or we're going to have a hard time finding who's who

Plagg Andor: Bodhi this is so weird

HawkMothma: FLY MY AKUMA!!! INFECT THE JEALOUS FAN

Alya-SO: suddenly I want to stalk and blog the Krennybug

Marinette Krennic: What's a Krennybug?

Marinette Krennic: WHY IS MY NAME MARINETTE STILL?!?

Tikki Galen: what did Bodhi call me?

Tikki Galen: Tikki Galen? Huh

Lyra Chloe: ADRIEEENNN

Lyra Chloe: Notice me senpai!

Adrien Rook: Kk

Plagg Andor: UR GONNA GO OUT WITH THAT CREEP?!?

Tikki Erso: Yeah go out with Marinette instead

HawkMothma: FWAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE INFECTED LYRA CHLOE WITH MY AKUMA

[Lyra Chloe has changed her name to Anti_Krennybug Lyra]

Anti_Krennybug Lyra: I SHALL GET MY REVENGE ON THE KRENNYBUG FOR NOT NOTICING ME! AND THEN I'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND TEACH EVERYONE PROPER GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION!!

derp_eyes: Could you have chosen an easier name to type?

Anti_Krennybug Lyra: NO!

[Anti_Krennybug Lyra has kicked derp_eyes from group chat 'MIRACULOUS KRENNYBUG!']

Marinette Krennic: ...

HawkMothma: YASSSS GET THEIR MIRACULOUS

Alya-SO: I so gotta blog this!

Adrien Rook: The city's in trouble! Plagg Andor! Claws out!

Plagg Andor: But I'm hungry!!! Which is strange considering I just ate half an hour ago

Nino Erso: Hey! Where's Adrien?

[Adrien Rook has changed his name to Chat Noir Rook]

Chat Noir Rook: Heck yeah! Let's go fight some evil!

Marinette Krennic: I guess I should suit up too

Marinette Krennic: What do I say?

Galen Tikki: according to this book called "Miraculous Ladybug For Dummies" you need to say "Galen Tikki! Spots on!"

Marinette Krennic: That sounds stupid

Galen Tikki: Well then you have to change your name to Krennybug

Nino Erso: OH MY GOSH MY OWN MOTHER IS TRYING TO KILL ME

Anti_Krennybug Lyra: I WILL PUT EVERYONE IN A BUBBLE AND FLOAT THEM TO SPACE SO ONLY I CAN BE THE KRENNYBUG'S BIGGEST FAN! THEN THE KRENNYBUG WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LOVE ME!

Chirrut Îmwe: Who am I in this roleplay?

Baze Malbus: Apparently we didn't get our names changed

Chat Noir Rook: Allow me to do that

[Chat Noir Rook has changed Chirrut Îmwe and Baze Malbus's names]

Sabrina Îmwe: okay...

Sabrina Îmwe: Where is Chloe? I MUST HAIL HER!!! I AM ONE WITH THE CHLOE AND THE CHLOE IS WITH ME

Every random civilian and background character Malbus: Test

Every random civilian and background character Malbus: Why do I get the boring names

HawkMothma: CAPTURE CHAT NOIR'S MIRACULOUS!!

Anti_Krennybug Lyra: Why do I care about Chat Noir? I WANT THE KRENNYBUG

Marinette Krennic: I guess that's my cue to change huh?

Marinette Krennic: Galen Tikki, spots on.

Galen Tikki: MORE EMOTION!!!

Marinette Krennic: GALEN TIKKI!!! SPOTS ON!!

Marinette Krennic: Happy?

Galen Tikki: Whoo-hoo! I'm... wait I'M STUCK IN AN EARRING?!?! I SURE HOPE YOU CLEANED YOUR EARS BECAUSE I MIGHT SEE THINGS I'LL NEVER UNSEE

[Marinette Krennic has changed his name to Krennybug]

Krennybug: Anti_Krennybug Lyra (seriously, why must we have the stupidest names ever?) you will never win blah blah blah cliché

Anti_Krennybug Lyra: USE A PERIOD AT THE END OF YOUR SENTENCES, KRENNYBUG!! I will show you the power of the dark side! Mwahahahha

Every random civilian and background character Malbus: AAAAAUUAUAAUUAUUUGGHGHGH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE SAVE US KRENNYBUG AND CHAT NOIR ROOK!!

Chat Noir Rook: Wow, Krennybug. You're looking finnneeeeeeee

Krennybug: Don't get any ideas or give derp any future ideas

HawkMothma: SEIZE THE MIRACULOUSES!!

Anti_Krennybug Lyra: *Preforms some kickass moves*

Krennybug: *Performs some kickass moves as well*

Chat Noir Rook: *Does whatever he can while performing the most kickass moves*

Sabrina Îmwe: THE AKUMA IS IN THE EARRINGS

Chat Noir Rook: This calls for some drastic measures! *pulls out chainsaw*

Nino Erso: NO

Alya-SO: WHOOOAAAAAA

Sabrina Îmwe: DON'T

Krennybug: Put that thing away!

Chat Noir Rook: Just kidding! *Throws chainsaw behind him and hears cat Wilhelm scream*

Plagg Andor: You know, I'm getting a headache from all your kick ass moves. Seriously, could you have chosen a better place to put me instead of the ring one you finger where YOUR FIST IS

Chat Noir Rook: Stop complaining! We need to defeat Anti Lyra

Anti_Krennybug Lyra: THAT'S ANTI-KRENNYBUG TO YOU!! *creates more bubbles to capture people*

Every random civilian and background character Malbus: HELP HELP *makes everyone in a bubble super dramatic*

Galen Tikki: Oh, according to the book you should say "Lucky charm!" and throw the yo-yo in the air

Krennybug: But I like the yo-yo.

Alya-SO: THIS IS SO AWESOME!! *video tapes*

Sabrina Îmwe: CHLOE!!!

Nino Erso: Seriously where did Adrien go?

Anti_Krennybug Lyra: ANTI-CHARM!! *throws yo-yo up in the air which changes into a sword* Heck yeah!

Every random civilian and back ground character Malbus: AAAAAAA SHE'S GOT A SWORD

Krennybug: ugh fine

Krennybug: Lucky charm! *throws yo-yo up in air*

Krennybug: SERIOUSLY?!? TWEEZERS!?

Chat Noir Rook: HAHAHA-oh that's bad

Anti_Krennybug Lyra: HAHAHAHAHAHA *swings sword wildly*

Galen Tikki: EEK!

Chat Noir Rook: I'll save you my Krennybug! Cataclysm!

Plagg Andor: I'M HUNGRY

Krennybug: Oh great! So Chat Noir gets destructive claws and I get tweezers?!?

Sabrina Îmwe: THE AKUMA'S IN THE EARRINGS!!

Krennybug: Okay...

Galen Tikki: Get the earrings off her!

Krennybug: *pins down Anti_Krennybug*

Anti_Krennybug Lyra: NO! I WILL HAVE YOUR MIRACULOUSES

HawkMothma: GET THEM!! DO NOT FAIL ME!!!

Krennybug: Why are earrings so hard to get off? The pieces are tiny!

Galen Tikki: Use the tweezers

Krennybug: That was much easier. Thanks. Now what?

Galen Tikki: Break them

Chat Noir Rook: SMASH IT TO THE GROUND

Krennybug: *breaks earrings*

Alya-SO: YASSS

Nino Erso: WOOHOO!!!

Every random civilian and background character Malbus: *akuma flies out*

Galen Tikki: Now capture it with your yo-yo

Krennybug: *un-akumatizes the papillon* Bye bye little butterfly!

Chat Noir Rook: THAT WAS AWESOME!!

Plagg Andor: FOOD

[Anti_Krennybug Lyra has changed her name to Lyra Chloe]

Sabrina Îmwe: Chloe! You're okay!

Lyra Chloe: Yeah... woof, that was intense and OMG KRENNYBUG AND CHAT NOIR ROOK!!! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!??

Krennybug: Uhhh... sure

Chat Noir Rook: S-

[Plagg Andor has interrupted Chat Noir Rook's text]

Plagg Andor: HUNGRY

Chat Noir Rook; Actually I gotta go. See ya! *runs off to feed Plagg cheese*

Plagg Andor: Yay!

[Chat Noir Rook has changed his name to Adrien Rook]

Krennybug: There you go!

Lyra Chloe: EEEKK YAY

HawkMothma: ARRRGGH NO!! HOW COULD THEY HAVE DEFEATED MY AKUMA!??? I will have to get them next time

Galen Tikki: I'm hungry

Krennybug: Welp! I should go. Great meeting you Lyra Chloe! *skips off*

Alya-SO: Hands down, that was the best blog post up to date!

Nino Erso: Sweet!

Galen Tikki: Yay! We defeated the akuma! *gets tired and falls out of earring*

Krennybug: WAIT NOT WHILE IM HOPPING ACROSS BUILDING TOPS!!

[Krennybug has changed his name to Marinette Krennic]

Marinette Krennic: AAAAUUUUGGGHHH

Galen Tikki: Oh snap. He's falling off a building top. Guess I should save him

HawkMothma: Nah. He'll survive. Plot shield, remember?
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Welp, that was a weird but fun chapter to write.

JASSIAN SHIPPERS!! Guess what? I might write a story about Jassian that 'survived' the Battle of Scarif. What do you think?

Please review!