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Cassian Andor: Jyn

Cassian Andor: JYN

Jyn Eros: WHAT

Jyn Erso: WHAT

Jyn Erso: WHat

Cassian Andor: You left your phone at... wait how are you texting me?

Jyn Erso: What were you going to say?

Cassian Andor: You left your phone here...

Classism Andor: And now you're texting on it...

Jyn Erso: Yeah I realized that so I broke into your room and got my phone

Cassian Andor: WTBANTHA

Jyn Erso: Don't worry! It's not as creepy as marrying Kreninic

Cassian Andor: I suppose so

Bodhi Rook: Guys I changed my last name back to Rook

Jyn Erso: Good for you Bodhi no one cares

Bodhi Rook: ...

Bodhi Rook: I hate u

Jyn Erso: I'm not the most likable person tbh

Bodhi Rook: Yeah well I like u over Cassian

Cassian Andor: Wait what?? Bodhi we were in a relationship together

Bodhi Rook: Yeah and u dumped me more than enough times!

Bodhi Rook: I don't even know y I tried to stay with u!

Cassian Andor: Bodhi please

Bodhi Rook: YOU'RE SUCH A ***** CASSIAN

K-2SO: He is

Cassian's Teletubby: Indeed

All the readers that wanted to be shipped with Cassian: AGREED

Jyn Erso: Why does everyone gang up against Jassian in this book?

Lyra Erso: Probably because of Derp.

Galen Erso: GALENNIC IS BOOK CANON

Cassian Andor: Says the guy who fell asleep while making out with Krennic

Galen Erso: Hey man, making out makes me tired

Orson Krennic: I'll never understand you.

Galen Erso: Good because if you did there would be nothing left to learn about me ;);)

Orson Krennic: I'm going now.

Galen Erso: NO SWEETIE GET BACK HERE

Cassian Andor: NO ONE CARES ABOUT GALENNIC

Bodhi Rook: IT'S BETTER THAN JASSIAN

K-2SO: WHYYYYY CASSIEBABY!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH BODHI

Cassian Andor: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

Jyn Erso: Guys chill

Baze Malbus: We can't

Chirrut Îmwe: WE SIMPLY CANNOT

Eren Jaëger: WE MUST SING A SONG

Cassian Andor: NO!!

Chirrut Îmwe: WHAT SHALL WE SING

Jyn Erso: Why are we singing?

Eren Jaëger: I DUNNO

Baze Malbus: Whales!

Bodhi Rook: IM GOING TO KILL YOU CASSIAN

K-2SO: WAHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭 MY BEAUTIFUL GAY SHIP IS RUINED BY JASSIAN

Cassian's Teletubby: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CASSITUBBY

Tris Prior: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM DOING HERE

Galen Erso: This chat is getting very confusing

Lyra Erso: It's giving me a migraine.

Eren Jaëger: MIGRAINE!! WE SHALL SING MIGRAINE

Cassian Andor: Well then in that case I'm up for it!

Bodhi Rook: Migraine?

Cassian Andor: It's a song by a band called Twenty Øne Piløts

K-2SO: DID SOMEONE SAY PILOT!!???

Cassian Andor: It's a band Kaytu not your stupid ship

Bodhi Rook: I liked it when we were a couple better

Jyn Erso: Jassian all the way Bodhi

Eren Jaëger: Am I the only one I know
Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat
Shadows will scream that I'm alone

Chirrut Îmwe: I-I-I I've got a migraine
And my pain will range from up, down, and sideways
Thank God it's Friday cause Fridays will always be better than Sundays

Orson Krennic: Fridays are not better than Sundays.

Eren Jaëger: Cause Sundays are my TITAN days

Orson Krennic: 😑

Baze Malbus: heh

Chirrut Îmwe: I don't know why they always seem so dismal
Thunderstorms, clouds, snow and a slight drizzle
Whether it's the weather or the ledges by my bed
Sometimes death seems better than the migraine in my head

Lyra Erso: No one has grammar. ☹️

Baze Malbus: No one needs grammar

Galen Erso: Let it be said what the headache represents
It's me defending in suspense
It's me suspended in a defenseless test
Being tested by a ruthless examiner
That's represented best by my depressing thoughts
I do not have writer's block my writer just hates the clock

Orson Krennic: Don't we all?

Galen Erso: It will not let me sleep I guess I'll sleep when I'm dead
And sometimes death seems better than the migraine in my head

Orson Krennic: ...

Eren Jaëger: Am I the only one I know
Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat
Shadows will scream that I'm alone
But I know, we've made it this far, kid

K-2SO: Yeah yeah yeah

Chirrut Îmwe: I am not as fine as I seem
Pardon, me for yelling and telling you green gardens
Are not what's growing in my psyche, it's a different me
A difficult beast feasting on burnt down trees
Freeze frame, please let me paint a mental picture portrait
Something you won't forget, it's all about my forehead
And how it is a door that hold's back contents
That makes Pandora's box contents look non-violent

Pandora: ...

Eren Jaëger: Behind my eyelids are islands of violence
My mind ship-wrecked this is the only land my mind could find
I did not know it was such a violent island
Full of tidal waves, suicidal crazed lions

Orson Krennic: What is up with all the suicide?

Galen Erso: They're trying to eat me, blood running down their chin
And I know that I can fight, or I can let the lion win
I begin to assemble what weapons I can find
'Cause sometimes to stay alive you gotta kill your mind

Lyra Erso: Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!

Eren Jaëger: Am I the only one I know
Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat
Shadows will scream that I'm alone
But I know, we've made it this far, kid

Chirrut Îmwe: And I will say that we should take a day to break away
From all the pain our brain has made, the game is not played alone
And I will say that we should take a moment and hold it
And keep it frozen and know that life has a hopeful undertone

Baze Malbus: I am lost

Galen Erso: We know

Eren Jaëger: Am I the only one I know
Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat
Shadows will scream that I'm alone
But I know, we've made it this far, kid

Galen Erso: Made it this far
Made it this far

Orson Krennic: You guys are so weird.

Cassian Andor: Hi guys! I'm back from making out with Jyn. What did I miss?

Lyra Erso: Absolutely nothing.
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