Emperor Palpatine: On the twelfth day of Christmas the Empire gave to me... Twelve dead rebels

Mon Mothma: Eleven dead bonthas

Admiral Ackbar: Ten "It's a Traps!"

K-2SO: Nine happy droids

Bodhi Rook: Eight call signs

Orson Krennic: Seven super weapons

Random Stormtrooper: Six good shots

Cassian Andor: FIVE REBELPILOT TIMES- wait what?

Baze Malbus: Four dead stormtroopers

Chirrut Îmwe: Three calls from the Force

Darth Vader: Two Skywalker Twins

Jyn Erso: AND THE WHOLE PACK OF SUPER WEAPON PLANS!!! and my dad

Galen Erso: That's two things Jyn.

Jyn Erso: NOBODY CARES- oh wait, hi Daddy!
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Lazy chapter I wrote. Please review!