I'm going to take a quick break from our name games story arc because TODAY is Ben Mendelsohn's birthday! So a big happy birthday to him (🎊🎁🍰🎂🎉🎈) and just for chapter plot, we're going to say Krennic shares the same birthday.

Note that this was written at the beginning of March so all the names are their normal way.

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Bodhi Rook: Happy Birthday Krennic!

Orson Krennic: Thanks Bodhi!

Bodhi Rook: So? What's the number this year

Orson Krennic: I think it's 52.

Orson Krennic: ...

Orson Krennic: FORCE I'm old!

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCES NAME IN VAIN AND BE GLAD UR NOT AS OLD AS ME

Lyra Erso: Wait, today's your birthday?

Orson Krennic: Yeah, but no one's gonna remember.

Galen Erso: I REMEMBERED

Jyn Erso: Did you get him a gift? Because I got him Death Star shaped chocolates.

Galen Erso: yeah! Brb gotta go to the store to see if they have something ya'kno heh

Baze Malbus: How old ru Krenny?

Orson Krennic: 52

K-2SO: Awesome

Agent Kallus: FULCRUM BAND!! ASSEMBLE!!

Ahsoka Tano: We shall sing happy birthday to you, Krennic!

Orson Krennic: Thanks! :)

Cassian Andor: *starts strumming guitar*

Ahsoka Tano: Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun.

Agent Kallus: *gasps!*

Ahsoka Tano: And the whole clan gathers round'
And gifts and laughter do abound,
Then we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song.

Fulcrum 1, 2 and 3: Happy Birthday!

Ahsoka Tano: Now you're one year older!

Fulcrum 1, 2 and 3: Happy Birthday!

Ahsoka Tano: Your life still isn't over!

Fulcrum 1, 2 and 3: Happy Birthday!

Ahsoka Tano: You did not accomplish much!
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough.

Cassian Andor: *plays awesome riff*

Bodhi Rook: oh wow they're right, you died in 2016

Orson Krennic: That was last year...

Bodhi Rook: But you didn't die this year ;);)

K-2SO: Bodhi the troll

Ahsoka Tano: So lets drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
Your chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year.

Agent Kallus: *gasps!*

Ahsoka Tano: Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that some day, perhaps,
Your life will hold some cheer?

Orson Krennic: ... well the nap and food part is true.

Fulcrum 1, 2 and 3: Happy Birthday!

Ahsoka Tano: What have you done that matters?

Fulcrum 1, 2 and 3: Happy Birthday!

Ahsoka Tano: You're starting to get fatter.

Galen Erso: someone's getting a black eyes tonight 😡

Fulcrum 1, 2 and 3: Happy Birthday!

Ahsoka Tano: It's downhill from now on!
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

Jyn Erso: This is gold

Chirrut Îmwe: Actually it's cryogenics

Jyn Erso: Wut

Ahsoka Tano: If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice.

K-2SO: HAH!

Ahsoka Tano: But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes times you wish it might.

Fulcrum 1, 2 and 3: Happy Birthday!

Ahsoka Tano: You wish you had more money!

Orson Krennic: And honor.

Zuko: HONOR!!!

Fulcrum 1, 2 and 3: Happy Birthday!

Ahsoka Tano: Your life's so sad it's funny!

Fulcrum 1, 2and 3: Happy Birthday!

Ahsoka Tano: How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake. 🍰

Fulcrum 1, 2 and 3 : Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear.....

Agent Kallus: Ralph?

Cassian Andor: Bill?

Agent Kallus: Graphton

Ahsoka Tano: Stanley?

Cassian Andor: Frank

Agent Kallus: Skippy the Butch Kangaroo

Ahsoka Tano: Bob

Cassian Andor: Starts with a G.. G..

Orson Krennic: MY NAME IS ORSON KRENNIC!!!! HOW DID YOU FORGET!!???

Agent Kallus: BUBBA!! ITS BUBBA!!
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It's become a tradition in my family to sing this song at every birthday.

Zuko is from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

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