This chapter is about someone's dreams coming true and someone else's don't.

That is a terrible summery because by now you probably know that I won't stick to what the title says and I'm going to screw up the plot line however I feel like. 😜

I don't own anything.
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Galen Erso: Orson Krennic, can I talk to you?

Orson Krennic: ... um... yes?

Galen Erso: IthinkYouAreVeryCuteAndIdLoveYouALotSoWillYouGoOutOnAdateWithMe

Orson Krennic: Please wait momentarily while Orson's brain tries to comprehend what Galen Erso has texted.

Orson Krennic: Oh, a date...

Orson Krennic: Ummmm...

Galen Erso: Plz?

Orson Krennic: I guess.

Galen Erso: YAY!!

Orson Krennic: Except I'm way on the other side of the Galaxy right now.

Jyn Erso: No ur not ur with-

[Orson Krennic has interrupted Jyn Erso's text]

Orson Krennic: So probably not tonight if that's what you were hoping but definitely some other time.

Jyn Erso: You're-

[Orson Krennic has interrupted Jyn Erso's text]

Orson Krennic: Is that okay?

Galen Erso: We'll just do it over texting!

Orson Krennic: ...

Orson Krennic: How the heck is that going to work?

Jyn Erso: Ermigawd stahp interrup-

[Galen Erso has interrupted Jyn Erso's text]

Galen Erso: Like the Îmwe/Malbus wedding

Orson Krennic: No. let's do it the old fashioned way. We'll have Death Trooper 1 and Death Trooper 2 text everything we say do the readers can hear.

Lyra Erso: WHERE IS YOUR GRAMMAR, JEDH-

[Galen Erso has interrupted Lyra Erso's text]

Galen Erso: Yay!

Jyn Erso: I was born into such a forced up fam-

[Lyra Erso has interrupted Jyn Erso's text]

Lyra Erso: *face palm*

Jyn Erso: OH COME ON!!

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Galen Erso: So great to finally go out with you!

Orson Krennic: I suppose it is.

Galen Erso: Hope u like the place I chose

Orson Krennic: A noodle place was not what I had in mind but I suppose it works.

Galen Erso: :):):):):)

Orson Krennic: *sighs* Well... guess I should order something.

Galen Erso: yep

Orson Krennic: I'll get the curry noodles. You?

Galen Erso: Mac and cheese!

Orson Krennic: My gosh, will you grow up already?

Galen Erso: Nope

Orson Krennic: If this is how you're going to be the whole chapter I don't know what I'm going to think.

Galen Erso: ur gonna thing "GALEN IS THE BEST DATE EVER!!"

Orson Krennic: *sigh*

Galen Erso: So after we get our food can we make out

Orson Krennic: Can we wait to discuss that during supper and when we're not in the middle of ordering dinner?

Galen Erso: Fine.

Galen Erso: But seriously can we

Orson Krennic: Please wait momentarily for Orson's brain to comprehend a decent answer

Galen Erso: ITS A YES NO QUESTION

Orson Krennic: Just eat, will you?

Galen Erso: Our food hasn't come?

Orson Krennic: This is such a messed up date already.

Galen Erso: NO IT POI-FECT

Galen Erso: Do you like poi?

Orson Krennic: No. A/N: Poi is a Hawaiian dish made of taro root paste

Galen Erso: I've never had it

Orson Krennic: Then why are you asking?

Galen Erso: Because I was thinking about it!

Orson Krennic: You are so weird.

Galen Erso: I'm all yours, baby!

Orson Krennic: I'M 51 YEARS OLD!! I'M NOT A BABY!!

Galen Erso: But I wanted to call you a cute nickname

Orson Krennic: Krenny works.

Bodhi Rook: KRENNY

K-2SO: KWENNY

Baze Îmwe: KWENNIE

Galen Erso: HOW COME YOU NEVER CALL ME BY A PET NAME ORSON???!

Lyra Erso: Maybe because he doesn't have any good ones for you.

Lyra Erso: Galen, can we please get back together?

Galen Erso: No

Jyn Erso: REJECTE-

[Orson Krennic has interrupted Jyn Erso's text]

Orson Krennic: It's not that I don't have any for you, I just don't like using them.

Galen Erso: WHY

Orson Krennic: Because pet names are not my style.

Galen Erso: DO U NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE!!???

Orson Krennic: Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Galen Erso: Is that me?

Cassian Andor: *face palm* NO IT IS NOT!!

Galen Erso: Fine. No I haven't.

Orson Krennic: I thought not. TFA not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a dark lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying. The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider unnatural. He became so powerful, the only thing he feared losing was his power, which, eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic... he could save other from death, but not himself.

Galen Erso: That's deep man

Galen Erso: Wanna hear the Tragedy of Astri Krennic?

Orson Krennic: Um...

Astri Krennic: Why am I worried something bad's going to happen?

Galen Erso: Astri Krennic, being an OC, is not canon and there full cannot live. She was erased from any notebook or phone so she could not interfere with Galennic.

Orson Krennoc: Woo. What a story.

Astri Krennic: I HAVE NO PLANS OF INTERFERING WITH GALENNIC!! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH!!??

Jyn Erso: I feel like that should be obvious. You-

[Galen Erso has interrupted Jyn Erso's text]

Galen Erso: Ur the Jynnic daughter. It would be different if u were the Galennic daughter but ur not

Astri Krennic: I hate you.

K-2SO: liek if u cri evryteim

Bodhi Rook: You mean vote, right?

K-2SO: Whetever

Galen Erso: So Orson? Ready to make out?

Orson Krennic: Fine.

Orson Krennic: Oh, FYI, I'm comparing our date to your daughter's.

Galen Erso: WHAT

Galen Erso: WHY NOT THE FIRST DATE WE HAD?!?? BACK IN COLLEGE!!

Orson Krennic: I don't count dragging you to a food court because you were going to starve yourself from working 72 hours straight on some chemical thing a date.

Orson Krennic: Not to mention every time I asked you out, you always toyed with me. You'd say yes and then your science projects got in the way. Or you'd say no and then change your mind to yes at the last moment when it was the most inconvenient time for me.

Orson Krennic: So all in all, you made a terrible date and I hope you have improved since.

Galen Erso: ...

Jyn Erso: Shots fire-

[Galen Erso has interrupted Jyn Erso's text]

Galen Erso: I PROMISE I WILL CHANGE!!!!! ILL DO IT ALL FOR YOU!!!

Orson Krennic: A yandere, you are.

Yoda: MY FORM OF COMMUNICATION THAT IS

Lyra Erso: LACKING GRAMMAR EVERYONE EXCEPT ORSON IS!!

Jyn Erso: UNABLE TO FINISH A TEXT, JYN ERSO-

Orson Krennic: Very true, Lyra. Very true.
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Fun story time. So out of boredom (and the fact that I have no idea what the show is about) I decided to read a Hannibal X Reader fanfiction. Somewhere along the middle of the fanfiction, they asked for the reader to name a brother and sister. So I named Bodhi and Jyn.

Of course, now I'm getting a bunch of Hannibal X Reader (X Will) fanfictions in my suggested, almost as many as the suggested Jassian and One Direction X Reader fanfictions, EVEN THOUGH I mainly read Attack on Titan fanfiction. 😑

Oh well.

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