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Bodhi Rook: I want a potato

Orson Krennic: *shoves Cassian into Bodhi's arms* Here!

Cassian Andor: WTBANTHA ORSON I AM NOT A POTATO

Bodhi Rook: Yay!

Orson Krennic: Bodhi can be a potato too!

Bodhi Rook: Yay!

Orson Krennic: And we shall call this Potato²!!

Gaylen: POTATO SQUAAREEEDD

Cassian Andor: WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE SAYING THEY ARE POTATOES!!

Baze Îmwe: Chill Cassian. You are insulting the potato race

Cassian Andor: that's a thing?

Baze Îmwe: You're a thing so I don't see why not?

Cassian Andor: I AM A REAL PERSON!!

K-2SO: OOH AUTOCORRECT REAL TO FICTIONAL

Cassian Andor: Go to hell Kay

K-2SO: :(

Orson Krennic: HOLY BONTHAS!! Don't say that to your droid!!

Jyn Erso: Are we shouting already

Gaylen: How did u guess

Cassian Andor: I can say whatever I want!

K-2SO: But Cassian...

K-2SO:

Jyn Erso: Poor K! 😰

Chirrut Îmwe: What's it say?

Bodhi Rook: CAN YOU HEAR MY HEART BREAK

Orson Krennic: Wait... so when you went down to Cassian and Jyn in the Jedha scene where you caught that grenade and threw it while you were saying "There are a lot of explosions for two people "blending in"," you actually went down to see if Cassian was okay?

K-2SO: Yes. My programming is to make sure Cassian survives every situation

Orson Krennic: ... that is really pure.

Gaylen: *sobs loudly* PROTECT K2SO BBY1

Baze Îmwe: Protect K-2SO BBY4EVER

Chirrut Îmwe: AYE

K-2SO: You could learn something from these guys Cassian

Cassian Andor: I appreciate you too!

K-2SO: You should have been sadder when I died

Cassian Andor: I had to concentrate on the mission!

K-2SO: Luke! Show them what you're good at when someone dies!

Luke Skywalker: Are we talking about the part when Ben Kenobi dies or the part when Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen die?

K-2SO: What's the difference?

Luke Skywalker: Oh, there's not too much of a difference

*flashback*

Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen: *die*

Luke Skywalker: WOO-HOOO!! MY LEGAL GUARDIANS ARE DEAD!! TIME TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE!!!

Ben Kenobi: *dies*

Luke Skywalker:

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A/N: I absolutely love Robot Chicken

*end of flashback*

Luke Skywalker: Well... I usually cry...

Cassian Andor: I couldn't cry K! I had a mission!

K-2SO: You were always so mission driven it's a wonder how you even hoped to find romance in Bodhi or Jyn

Bodhi Rook: OOH SNAP

Jyn Erso: SO TRUE

K-2SO: *dabs*

Cassian Andor: 😑 why do you guys always gang up against me?

Orson Krennic: We don't. We just wish you had mourned for your best buddy

K-2SO: BEST BUDDIES!!

Cassian Andor: KAYTU I WAS DYING INSIDE. I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF RIGHT THEN BECAUSE I COULDNT SAVE YOU BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT I SHOULD FINISH THE MISSION IN YOUR HONOR!! YOU WERE THE LAST THING I THOUGHT ABOUT BEFORE I DIED!!

K-2SO: ...

Orson Krennic:

Gaylen: 😳

Jyn Erso: WHt

Bodhi Rook:

Baze Îmwe:

Chirrut Îmwe: What happened?

Orson Krennic: Srsly?

K-2SO: Cassian... that is so pure

Cassian Andor: Well I had to climb the tower

Cassian Andor: My droid said I had to

K-2SO: BEST BUDDIES!!

Cassian Andor: BEST BUDDIES!!

Bodhi Rook: And this chapter was all resolved

Jyn Erso: This is one of the shorter chapters

Luke Skywalker: Probably because derp stayed up til 1AM

Orson Krennic: Wattpadding?

Luke Skywalker: You guessed it
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Yeah... if I'm not deprived from sleep and about to fall over and crash, I usually am dead on ideas. And I stayed up until 1.

On a bright note, I wrote a oneshot! It's a pilot² zombie AU called You're Not Alone. It would great if you could check that out for me!

Please review!