Because we need a chapter of these two fighting like an old couple. Of course, I could have chose Lyra and Galen but they're probably busy arguing over proper grammar.

Also, K2 is underrated in my story.

I don't own anything.
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K-2SO: Anything you can do I can do better!

Cassian Andor: HAH!

K-2SO: I can do anything better than you!

Cassian Andor: No u can't

K-2SO: Yes I can

Cassian Andor: No u can't

K-2SO: Yes I can

Cassian Andor: NO YOU CAN'T!

K-2SO: Yes I can! Yes I can!

Cassian Andor: Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you

K-2SO: No ur not

Cassian Andor: Yes I am

K-2SO: No ur not

Cassian Andor: yes I am

K-2SO: NO UR NOT

Cassian Andor: Yes I am! Yes I am!

Cassian Andor: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge

K-2SO: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow

Cassian Andor: I can live on bread and cheese

K-2SO: And only on that?

Cassian Andor: Yep!

K-2SO: So can a Loth cat

Cassian Andor: Any text u can text I can text faster

K-2SO: I can text anything faster than you!

Cassian Andor: No u can't

K-2SO: Yes I can!

Cassian Andor: No u can't!

K-2SO: Yes I can!

Cassian Andor: No u can't!

K-2SO: Yes I can!

K-2SO: Yes I can!

K-2SO: Yes I can!

K-2SO: Yes I can!

Cassian Andor: No u can't!

K-2SO: Yes I can!

K-2SO: Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper!

Cassian Andor: I can buy anything cheaper than u!

K-2SO: Fifty credits?

Cassian Andor: Forty credits!

K-2SO: Thirty credits?

Cassian Andor: Twenty credits!

K-2SO: No you can't!

Cassian Andor: With a discount, yes I can!

K-2SO: Anything you can wear I can wear better!
In what you wear I'd look better than you!

Cassian Andor: In my vest?

K-2SO: In your boots!

Cassian Andor: In my pants?

K-2SO: In your Jyn!

Jyn Erso: ...

Cassian Andor: No u can't!

K-2SO: Yes I can! Yes I can!

Cassian Andor : I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker!

K-2SO: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!

Cassian Andor: I can open any safe

K-2SO: Without being caught?

Cassian Andor: Yep!

K-2SO: That's what I thought... you crook

K-2SO: Anything you can solve I can solve faster.

Cassian Andor: I can solve anything faster than u!

K-2SO: 34²

Cassian Andor: 4 digit number

K-2SO: Square root of seven

Cassian Andor: a decimal

K-2SO: NO you can't!

Cassian Andor: Yes I can!

K-2SO: I can jump a hurdle

Cassian Andor: I can wear a girdle

K-2SO: I can knit a sweater

Cassian Andor: I can fill it better

K-2SO: I can do most anything!

Cassian Andor: Can you bake a pie?

K-2SO: No...

Cassian Andor: Neither can I

K-2SO: Anyone you can mimic, I can mimic better!

Cassian Andor: I can mimic Orson Krennic better than you!

Orson Krennic: ...

K-2SO: No you can't!

Cassian Andor: Yes, I can.

K-2SO: No, you can't!

Cassian Andor: Yes, I can!

K-2SO: No, you can't!

Cassian Andor: Yes, I can!

K-2SO: No, you can't, can't, can't!

Cassian Andor: We are standing amidst my achievement!

Cassian Andor: Yes, I can!
K-2SO: No, you can't!
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