Jyn Erso: I'm gonna die if I don't get those plans soon

K-2SO: Do not die. You are the rebellion's second to last hope

Jyn Erso: Who's the last hope?

Luke Skywalker: Me

K-2SO: No it's your sister

Luke Skywalker: I have a sister?!

K-2SO: NO NOT U heh JYN'S SISTER

Luke Skywalker: Phew! For a second I thought you were referring to Leia. You know we're kind of in a thing

K-2SO: Yeah! heh TOTES cool! Hope it turns out fun!

Jyn Erso: I have a sister?

K-2SO: U DONT KNOW HER YET

Jyn Erso: Can I meet her?!

K-2SO: I AM CONTACTING HER RN SHE WILL MEET U ON THE BEACHES OF JEDHA NEAR UR HOUSE

Jyn Erso: 😄 Thanks K2! Bye guys! Good luck on the relationship Luke!

Luke Skywalker: Thanks! Have fun with your sister!

[a long pause]

Cassian Andor: You really screwed up this time

K-2SO: I know, Captain. I know.