Jassian (The Jabba X Cassian Jassian)
Welp, whether you ship those two or not, it might be fun to just read the chapter.
Couple notes before we start:
1. YAY!! We're almost at 3k reads! So I will be making a sign up form for the next Readers and Rogue Chapter.
2. Last chapter, everyone except Jyn and Bodhi's name was Cassian Andor. And it was super entertaining for me to watch you guys try and guess who is who. While it might be hard to pick out K2, Chirrut, Baze, and the Real Cassian, Orson was pretty obvious. He's the only one who uses punctuation (the others use punctuation only when they want to exclaim something or ask something).
Alright, enough talk. Let's get on to the chapter!
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Cassian Andor > Eren Jaëger
Cassian Andor: I can't believe I'm asking a crossover but HEEEELLLLPP MEEEE
Eren Jaëger: If this is supposed to be some darned cry for romantic advice, y would u ask me instead of someone else
Cassian Andor: It is a cry for romantic advice and Bodhi fangirls everytime I text him, Lyra doesn't care, Galen doesn't care, no one else cares, Orson and I just guess what emojis mean, and Jyn's mad because I said she was fat
Eren Jaëger: That was the most brilliant line ever
Cassian Andor: COME ON EREN
Eren Jaëger: Okay okay! Sheesh! Hold your horse faces! I would play hard to get
Cassian Andor: ... hard to get?
Eren Jaëger: It's the system where someone pretends to not be interested in another and the other desperately tries to get them to love you
Eren Jaëger: It worked with Armin and I
Cassian Andor: Thanks Eren!
Eren Jaëger: No problemo!
[later that day]
Cassian Andor > Jyn Erso
Cassian Andor: Hey Jyn
Jyn Erso: don't talk to me
Cassian Andor: I wasn't going to. I was just going to say I'm sorry and that I'll get out of ur life
Jyn Erso: Wait wait wait WHAT
Cassian Andor: Alright u can block me bye
Jyn Erso: NOOOOO
Jyn Erso: IM SO SORRY CASSIAN I FORGIVE YOU
Cassian Andor: Wow. That worked great
Jyn Erso: IF YOU FORGIVE ME I WILL MARRY YOU AND BE A LOVELY WIFE TO YOU AND ILL NEVER SAY MEAN THINGS TO YOU AGAIN OR BEHIND YOUR BACK
Cassian Andor: ...
Cassian Andor: I forgive you
Jyn Erso: Cassian Andor, will you-
[Cassian Andor has interrupted Jyn Erso's text]
Cassian Andor: Wait wait wait wait! I need to do something quickly so we won't be interrupted and the moment won't be ruined
Jyn Erso: Okay?
Cassian Andor: Also, use my full name
Cassian Andor > Eren Jaëger
Cassian Andor: IT WORKED
Eren Jaëger: Nice! Now just remember to play hard to get
Cassian Andor: Okay!
Eren Jaëger: wait who ru trying to play hard to get with?
Eren Jaëger: IT BETTER NOT BE JYN BECAUSE SHE DOESNT TAKE THOSE KINDS OF GAMES WELL
Cassian Andor > Jyn Erso
Cassian Andor: Back
Jyn Erso: That was quick
Cassian Andor: who cares
Jyn Erso: okay
Jyn Erso: Cassian Jeron Andor, will you take the stars with me?
Cassian Andor:
Cassian Andor: I will think about it
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Cassian... you might want to consider playing a little less hard to get.
Thanks for being patient, Jassian shippers! I've seen so many comments of you guys wanting a Jassian chapter so Ta-Da (even though they didn't get married. Maybe next time).
And Pilot² shippers... and Jyn/Bodhi shippers... Cassian/Baze... Jyn/Baze... Cassian/Chirrut... Jyn/Chirrut... Cassian/K2... Jyn/K2... Cassian/Krennic... Jynnic... Welp, that's for another chapter.
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