Does anyone else just love the way Diego Luna says Jabba?  Because I sure do!

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Jabba Hutt: wigiwjfbd

C-3PO: Jabba the Hutt demands to text with Cassian Andor

Cassian Andor: YAY

Cassian Andor: HI JABBA

Jabba Hutt: fheodjsnfbeofkfw

C-3PO: Jabba the Hutt wants to know if you love him

Jyn Erso: WHAT ABOUT ME?!?

Bodhi Rook: Forget you! WHAT ABOUT PILOT²?!!??

Cassian's Teletubby: FORCE THOSE TWO!! WHAT ABOUT ME?!??

Chirrut Îmwe: SOUND THE ALARMS!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 THE FORCE'S NAME HAS BEEN USED IN VAIN!!

Cassian Fangirls and Boys: WHAT ABOUT US?!!(!?!?!? 😭😭😭

Cassian Andor: ...

Baze Malbus: Chirrut how are u texting emojis? U can't see

Chirrut Îmwe: I am one with the Force and the Force is with me

Chirrut Îmwe: Plus Mon Mothma is texting for me :)

Orson Krennic: JUST BECAUSE I WEAR A CAPE AND WHITE CLOTHING DOES NOT MAKE ME MON MOTHMA!!!

Chirrut Îmwe: She sounds so much more masculine than I remember and I love her more ❤️

Orson Krennic: Why am I texting for you..?

Baze Malbus: 😰

Bodhi Rook: I swear to the Maker IF SPIRITASSASSIN DOES NOT BECOME A THING SOON I AM GOING TO SCREAM

Jabba Hutt: gheotkgndks

C-3PO: Jabba the Hutt says "I ship OrsonChirrut now"

Orson Krennic: I'M ALREADY MARRIED TO JYN!!

Jabba Hutt: ghaofiekfjendn

C-3PO: And now Jabba says "We should hang out"

Jyn Erso: NO

Bodhi Rook: HELL NO

Cassian's Teletubby: **** NO

Cassian Fangirls and Boys: NUUUUUUUUU

Cassian Andor: Sorry guys, but I'm with Jabba

Jabba Hutt: udua

C-3PO: Jabba says "hooray!"

Saw Gererra: JASSIAN, PILOT², CASSITUBBY AND (Y/N)/CASSIAN ARE COMING UNDONE

Steela Gererra: NOOOOOO NOT MY SHIPS!!

Saw and Steela Gererra: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Jabba Hutt: Fbsofjskfje

C-3PO: Jabba the Hutt says "the heck is wrong with everyone?"

Cassian Andor: I agree Jabba

Rodha Hutt: FNJSS

C-3PO: Rodha the Hutt says "GAY!"

Bodhi Rook: THATS MY LINE

Jabba Hutt: fiskfkejw

Cassian Andor: I wish I knew Huttese better

Armitage Hux: r2 dew it

Emperor Palpatine: Dew it

R2-D2: fam we gonna hack googol transl8

Jabba Hutt: you are?

R2-D2: fam now u understand each other

Armitage Hux: lel

Cassian Andor: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I CAN FINALLY TALK TO JABBA WITHOUT SOME DAMNED PROTOCAL DROID TRANSLATING!!!!!!!!!!

C-3PO: I am offended

[Cassian Andor has kicked C-3PO from the group chat]

R2-D2: FAM U KICK MAI BOI

Armitage Hux: FWAHAHAHA

[Armitage Hux has kicked R2-D2 from the group chat]

Cassian Andor: Jabba ur amazing!

Jabba Hutt: Thank you!

Bodhi Rook: ... :(

Jyn Erso: ... :(

Cassian Fangirls and Boys: 😭😭

Cassian's Teletubby: This is a very sad day 😰

Ahsoka Tano: Spaghetti 🍝!!!

Agent Kallus: forget the 🍝 let's name this ship!

Ahsoka Tano: Cassabba

Agent Kallus: HuttAndor

Ahsoka Tano: Jabbian

Agent Kallus: CaptainHutt

Ahsoka Tano: Jabsian

Agent Kallus: Jassian

Jyn Erso: WHAT

Jabba Hutt: I like Jassian the best

Jyn Erso: NOOOOOO

Cassian Andor: Me too

Cassian's Teletubby: DOUBLE NO

Jabba the Hutt: lets go on a date

Bodhi Rook: TRIPLE NO

Cassian Andor: 😄

Cassian Fangirls and Boys: *dies*

Orson Krennic: HAHAHAHA THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER!!!!

Chirrut Îmwe: Baze, come text for me. Orson Krennic is with Mon Mothma now

Orson Krennic: whAt?!?

Baze Malbus: Okay... how is he with Mon?

Chirrut Îmwe: He's wearing her clothes

Jyn Erso: THIS IS A VERY SAD DAY!! MY LOVE AND MY HUSBAND ARE BOTH WITH SOMEONE ELSE

Galen Erso: HAHSHAHAHAHDKSJFJWKFBS

Jyn Erso: THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!

Orson Krennic: I AM NOT WITH MON MOTHMA!!! I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER!!!!

Mon Mothma: But there's fanfics about us

Orson Krennic: They're from your point of view and how you fell in love with me, did some intense love with me, then joined the rebellion and there was some intense hate from me while you still dwindled on with your little thoughts of how we could have been the perfect couple.

Mon Mothma:

Jabba Hutt: Bye guys! Cassian and I are going to make the new Jassian

Cassian Andor: Bye! Peace!

Han Solo: *waves hand in front of Cassian* you want to go home and rethink your life

Cassian Andor: *waves hand in front of Han Solo* You want to go home and look up Luke and Leia's heritage

Han Solo: I want to go home and look up like and Leia's heritage

Han Solo: Luke**

Cassian's Teletubby: Welp, our ships are goners. Guess we better pick up all the dead fangirls and fanboys. *sniff* Rest in peace, you lovely souls.

Cassian Fangirls and Boys: CASSSIAAAAANNNNN

Jyn Erso: Oh wow. They're back from the dead

Bodhi Rook: Cassian... doesn't love me... *dies*

Baze Malbus: You were saying, Jyn? ;)
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