Just a chapter with lots of humor and a little fluff. Because why not.

I don't own anything.
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Jyn Erso: Happy Valentine's Day!

Orson Krennic: I didn't receive a card from you...

Jyn Erso: You sent me a box of Reese's and I told you that IM ALLERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTER!!!

Orson Krennic: Since when? You went through a jar of peanut butter in three days when you were living with me.

Jyn Erso: HOW DARE U SPEAK OF THAT HORRIBLE TIME!!! I WAS DYING IN THE HOSPITAL ON THE FORTH DAY!!

Orson Krennic: Oh, dear. It seems our Valentine's Day is off to a terrible start. How depressing.

Jyn Erso: STOP BEING SARCASTIC!!

Orson Krennic: I'm not being sarcastic. That's K2's job. I'm just telling you how much I care about you.

Jyn Erso:

Orson Krennic: 😏

Jyn Erso: why do you exist?

Orson Krennic: Because you need a sexy villain.

Jyn Erso: I'm out bye

Cassian Andor: Daheck did I just read?

Sharky Rook: Idk

Orson Krennic: Peculiar Randomness.

Cassian Andor: Why is your name still Sharky?

Sharky Rook: because I like it

Cassian Andor: Well I liked your old name better

Orson Krennic: Guys is Jyn actually allergic to peanut butter?

Cassian Andor: ... I have no idea

Sharky Rook: So you like Bodhi better than Sharky?

Cassian Andor: Yeah

[Sharky Rook has changed his name to Bodhi Rook]

Bodhi Rook: Better?

Cassian Andor: Much better

Bodhi Rook: :)

Orson Krennic: Guys so-

[Orson is mine fite me has cut off Orson Krennic's text]

Orson is mine fite me: LOVE MEEEEEEEEE ORSON

Orson Krennic: Do you remember when we sang Let It Go?

Orson is mine fite me: Yeah?

Orson Krennic: Do you remember what I said?

Orson Krennic: I said GALENNIC, THRAWRNKRENNIC, TARKRENNIC AND ANY OTHER BIZARRE SHIP THATS NOT JYNNIC IS DEAD TO ME!!!

Lyra Erso: *whispers* Lyrennic is life.

Lyra Erso: *continues whispering* But not as much life as Lyren.

Orson is mine fite me:

Orson is mine fite me:

Baze Malbus: Guys Galen's brain exploded

Chirrut Îmwe: Lol

[Orson is mine fite me has changed their name to Galen Erso]

Galen Erso: That hurts man

Wilhuff Tarkin: Welcome to the "Rejected by Orson" crew

Darth Vader: Even I was rejected and I didn't want to have a relationship with him anyway

Ezra Bridger: Happy Valentine's Day!

Eren Jaëger: Same bro!

Sabine Wren: EZRA U LITTLE REEKSHITE!! U GAVE ME A CRAPPY HEART CARD THAT SAID "I HOPE YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF" AND SOME CRUMMY FLOWERS

Ezra Bridger: NO!! I didn't do that!

Baze Malbus: Oh dear

Sabine Wren: OSEHGOIAEO;GE

Eren Jaëger: I'm just gonna go...

K-2SO: Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sabine hates her card
And Ezra's dead, too

Cassian Andor: Please don't use that poem. I don't like it

Jyn Erso: Do you like anything?

Cassian Andor: I like you

Bodhi Rook: Yeah but if you got married to her doesn't her name sound funny then? Jyn Andor?

Lyra Erso: Make it Jyn Ersandor.

Chirrut Îmwe: Or make it Cassian Erso

K-2SO: I prefer Andorrook better

Bodhi Rook: YASSS

[Bodhi Rook has changed his name to Bodhi Andorrook]

Cassian Andor: ... why -_-

Bodhi Andorrook: Because I love you

Cassian Andor: I am not getting married. I've made up my mind.

Orson Krennic: Why is that?

Jyn Erso: Yeah y

Chirrut Îmwe: u gonna die single?

Baze Malbus: CHIRRUT!

Chirrut Îmwe: Lol

Baze Malbus: ...

Bodhi Andorrook: 3... 2... 1...

Jyn Erso: DO NOT TALK ROGUE ONE TO ME!!! CASSIAN DIED SINGLE AND THAT WAS DEPRESSING AF

Orson Krennic: ... we all died single.

K-2SO: Except Lyra

Lyra Erso: What about me?

K-2SO: Nothing

Chirrut Îmwe: IDEEEEAAAAA 💡💡💡

Bodhi Andorrook: Chirrut how ru texting emojis

Chirrut Îmwe: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD BAZE IS TEXTING FOR ME

Bodhi Andorrook: Okay... what was your idea?

[Chirrut Îmwe has changed Jyn Erso's name to Jyn Eros]

Jyn Eros: Eros?

Chirrut Îmwe: sexual love 😏😏😏

Jyn Eros: OMFG WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR

Orson Krennic: Chirrut what the bantha 😑

Bodhi Andorrook: Jyn, u looking sexy. Must be all that Eros ;);););)

Cassian Andor: Chirrut ur such a troll

K-2SO: SHIPPPPP

Chirrut Îmwe: Thank you for your feedback

Baze Malbus: What are u shipping k?

K-2SO: I ship Pilot² and Keros

Baze Malbus: Oh so u want some Eros too?

K-2SO: I deserve some don't I?

Orson Krennic: So I'm single?

K-2SO: You have Ezra

Sabine Wren: Ezra died

Kanan Jarrus: Sabine stuffed the crummy flowers in his eyes

Zeb Orrelios: It was awesome

K-2SO: Then ur single krenny

Bodhi Andorrook: Can someone please kiss someone else in this chat

Orson Krennic: I'll kiss Jyn gladly.

Jyn Eros: Go away

Orson Krennic: Cri :(

Chirrut Îmwe: I want some Eros ;);)

Cassian Andor: Force dammit Chirrut

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT-

[Bodhi Andorrook has cut off Chirrut Îmwe's text]

Bodhi Andorrook: No

Chirrut Îmwe: Why not?

Jyn Eros: Yeah don't do it

Chirrut Îmwe: U GUYS JUST DON'T RESPECT THE FORCE

Orson Krennic: Welp today marked a crappy Valentine's Day

Cassian Andor: Yeah it did

Bodhi Andorrook: I can fix it!

[Bodhi Andorrook has changed Cassian Andor's name to Cassian Andorrook]

Cassian Andorrook: Oh no...

Bodhi Andorrook: Oh yes ;D

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So now we have the Andorrooks and Jyn Eros in the chat. I wonder where this is going in the future...

I was working on my Jassian fic that I mentioned a while ago and I think I might be able to get the first chapter out by this coming weekend. I'll just need to make a cover and all... but I'll worry about that later, right?

Please review!