Guess Who?

This Chapter was based off a meme from my friend thegoldclaw on Instagram.

I don't own anything.
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[Orson Krennic has changed everyone's username]

KriffingAwesome: Really?

KriffingAwesome: Hell yes I'm awesome

LookAtThatBooty: ... seriously Krennic

LookAtThatBooty: WTBANTHA

SoGayUCantEven: HAHAHAHA

SoGayUCantEven: Daheck

Meatball: We are never going to tell who is who are we?

MetallicBase: I think I know who meatball is

YouErsoDead: I'll bet it's Cassian.

YouErsoDead: Very funny, Krennic.

IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Punny names

IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: KRENNNIIICCCCC

LookAtThatBooty: Okay I know Jyn is I dumped three boys and a - I am not going to type that out

IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Yes I'm Jyn and I don't blame you

SoGayUCantEven: Ooh guess me!

YouErsoDead: Tarkin.

SoGayUCantEven: Nope

HottestManAlive: Someone

WHALES!: I'll bet it's Krennic!

SoGayUCantEven: No

IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Well whales has to be Baze

WHALES!: Very true

KriffingAwesome: Galen! That's who so gay is!

SoGayUCantEven: Aw! How did u know

KriffingAwesome: Because I'm what my username says

IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: So modest

WHALES!: Let's figure out the others

HottestManAlive: good idea

Meatball: I'll bet Hottest man alive is Cassian

MetallicBase: Yeah cause it can't be me

HottestManAlive: Nopers

YouErsoDead: MetallicBase is K2.

MetallicBase: :( u got me

IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Krennic has to be in here somewhere right?

HottestManAlive: Probably

SoGayUCantEven: I'll bet he's look at the booty

LookAtThatBooty: NO I AM NOT KRENNIC

Meatball: Okay...

WHALES!: Meatball is Cassian

Meatball: No

IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Guys we don't even know who is part of the chat or not

KriffingAwesome: Probably the rogue 6, Krennic Lyra and Galen the usual crew

HottestManAlive: And we already found Galen, Jyn, K2, and Baze

WHALES!: Of course one of us could be Tarkin or Thrawn

ART HEAD: No I'm Thrawn

ART HEAD: I love my new name

HottestManAlive: This is hilarious

Meatball: It is

LIES! DECEPTION!: I'll bet meatball is Bodhi

Meatball: It is! :)

LIES! DECEPTION!:  Yass

HottestManAlive: I'll bet ur Saw

LIES! DECEPTION!: Thanks for stating the obvious

YouErsoDead: Jyn, you should have dated Rook. He is more of a meatball than that darned pilot is.

Meatball: But I'm a pilot

LookAtThatBooty: I take full offense on that

KriffingAwesome: OOH OOH THATS CASSIAN ABOVE ME

LookAtThatBooty: Force dammit

KriffingAwesome: DO NOT USE DA FORCE's NAME IN VAIN

WHALES!: We found Chirrut

WackyWilly: STOP BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS

WackyWilly: What the

HottestManAlive: HAHAHAHAH

IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: HottestManAlive is Krennic

HottestManAlive: Yep

IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Which means Erso dead is Mama

YouErsoDead: Indeed, it is.

SoGayUCantEven: Wait who's wacky willy

WackyWilly: I am going to murder whoever did this

KriffingAwesome: KRENNC DID!!

LookAtThatBooty: *points accusingly*

MetallicBase: *points at Krennic* He did it

WHALES!: Krennic's fault! *points at Krennic*

SoGayUCantEven: DONT TALK TO MY FIANCÉ LIKE THAT

WackyWilly: O.O

WackyWilly: Ur getting married to Krennic??

ART HEAD: Yeah and you aren't 😜😜

HottestManAlive: 😜

YouErsoDead: TARKIN!! That's who WackyWilly is.

IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Makes sense

WackyWilly: KRENNIC I STILL LOVE YOU

HottestManAlive: Yeah, I don't care.

HottestManAlive: Galen my best buddy now.

SoGayUCantEven: :D

Meatball: Looks like this chapter is heading for a happy ending!

MetallicBase: I wouldn't say that. It hasn't reached 500 words yet

LookAtThatBooty: Well now it has

LookAtThatBooty: derp probably has something planned for us

HottestManAlive: I hope she doesn't interfere with Galennic.

LookAtThatBooty: Why ru worried about that?

YouErsoDead: Yeah, why?

HottestManAlive: She has a tendency to do that a lot.

IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Like how she's been messing with Jassian

KriffingAwesome: And how I'm not married but Cassian and Jyn are

WHALES!: Cassian and Jyn didn't want to wait any longer. It was love a first sight

KriffingAwesome: Which can never happen to me BECAUSE I CANT SEE

LIES! DECEPTION!: We know

ART HEAD: Why are some of our names in caps

Meatball: It shows how insane you all are

WackyWilly: This is getting very confusing

HottestManAlive: No way! This is amazing!

Meatball: I might keep my name

IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: I will change my name to something shorter

SoGayUCantEven: Like idtbaadatdsp?

IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: No Papa

LookAtThatBooty: I am going back to Cassian

HottestManAlive: Aw you guys are no fun!

LookAtThatBooty: I get control over changing the names next time

WHALES!: NO I WANT CONTROL

WackyWilly: Give me a decent name

ART HEAD: THRARKIN!!

IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: I'm taking control

SoGayUCantEven: NO I WILL

MetallicBase: please. I will gain control before any of you

Meatball: Unless I hack into you

KriffingAwesome: I DESERVE A TURN

HottestManAlive: OMG GUYS!! DO ASTEROID, SABER, SHIP AND FIND OUT WHO GETS THE NEXT TURN.

[MetallicBase has changed everyone's name]

Lyra: Testing.

Lyra: Now I'm just Lyra.

Gaylen: Haha

Gaylen: Ooh!

Jynnic: Hi

Jynnic: Daheck

LookAtThatBooty: I'm assuming you're Jyn

Jynnic: I'm assuming your Cassian still?

SoAndorable: No I'm Cassian

LookAtThatBooty: I'm Bodhi

Jynnic: It should have been look at that Bodhi

DaBOMB-SO: Good idea

[DaBOMB-SO has changed LookAtThatBooty's name to LookAtThatBoodhi]

LookAtThatBoodhi: idk what to think now

Saw: Who am I?

Saw: Just Saw?

Tarky: Testing

Tarky: FIRST WACKYWILLY NOW TARKY?!??

ARRRTTTTT: Did I get to keep my name?

ARRRTTTTT: Nope

SexyKrenny: Lol

SexyKrenny: WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR

Baze Îmwe: Dhsksj

Baze Îmwe: I'm

Baze Îmwe: XD

Chirrut Malbus: Oh look Baze! You have my last name

Chirrut Malbus: OMGOMG I HAVE UR LAST NAME

DaBOMB-SO: My work here is done

Jynnic: I AM NOT BEING SHIPPED WITH KRENNIC AGAIN

SexyKrenny: Come on! I look amazing! It's even in the username.

SoAndorable: Jyn is mine Krennic

Lyra: I'm going

LookAtThatBoodhi: Me too

Saw: Same

Gaylen: Orson will u marry me

SexyKrenny: Make it more dramatic

Gaylen: -_-

Baze Îmwe: Well this was a blast

ARRRTTTTT: Yerp

Chirrut Malbus: I'm keeping my name

Jynnic: I'm not

SoAndorable: Me neither

SexyKrenny: You should keep it! It's So ANDORable!!

SoAndorable:

[SoAndorable has changed his name to SoAndoraDone]

SoAndoraDone: I am so forcing done with you Krennic

Chirrut Malbus: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN GOSHH I AM SO ANDORADONE WITH YOU RN
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Yet again my brain is lacking sleep and can barely function.

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