Guess Who?
This Chapter was based off a meme from my friend thegoldclaw on Instagram.
I don't own anything.
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[Orson Krennic has changed everyone's username]
KriffingAwesome: Really?
KriffingAwesome: Hell yes I'm awesome
LookAtThatBooty: ... seriously Krennic
LookAtThatBooty: WTBANTHA
SoGayUCantEven: HAHAHAHA
SoGayUCantEven: Daheck
Meatball: We are never going to tell who is who are we?
MetallicBase: I think I know who meatball is
YouErsoDead: I'll bet it's Cassian.
YouErsoDead: Very funny, Krennic.
IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Punny names
IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: KRENNNIIICCCCC
LookAtThatBooty: Okay I know Jyn is I dumped three boys and a - I am not going to type that out
IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Yes I'm Jyn and I don't blame you
SoGayUCantEven: Ooh guess me!
YouErsoDead: Tarkin.
SoGayUCantEven: Nope
HottestManAlive: Someone
WHALES!: I'll bet it's Krennic!
SoGayUCantEven: No
IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Well whales has to be Baze
WHALES!: Very true
KriffingAwesome: Galen! That's who so gay is!
SoGayUCantEven: Aw! How did u know
KriffingAwesome: Because I'm what my username says
IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: So modest
WHALES!: Let's figure out the others
HottestManAlive: good idea
Meatball: I'll bet Hottest man alive is Cassian
MetallicBase: Yeah cause it can't be me
HottestManAlive: Nopers
YouErsoDead: MetallicBase is K2.
MetallicBase: :( u got me
IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Krennic has to be in here somewhere right?
HottestManAlive: Probably
SoGayUCantEven: I'll bet he's look at the booty
LookAtThatBooty: NO I AM NOT KRENNIC
Meatball: Okay...
WHALES!: Meatball is Cassian
Meatball: No
IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Guys we don't even know who is part of the chat or not
KriffingAwesome: Probably the rogue 6, Krennic Lyra and Galen the usual crew
HottestManAlive: And we already found Galen, Jyn, K2, and Baze
WHALES!: Of course one of us could be Tarkin or Thrawn
ART HEAD: No I'm Thrawn
ART HEAD: I love my new name
HottestManAlive: This is hilarious
Meatball: It is
LIES! DECEPTION!: I'll bet meatball is Bodhi
Meatball: It is! :)
LIES! DECEPTION!: Yass
HottestManAlive: I'll bet ur Saw
LIES! DECEPTION!: Thanks for stating the obvious
YouErsoDead: Jyn, you should have dated Rook. He is more of a meatball than that darned pilot is.
Meatball: But I'm a pilot
LookAtThatBooty: I take full offense on that
KriffingAwesome: OOH OOH THATS CASSIAN ABOVE ME
LookAtThatBooty: Force dammit
KriffingAwesome: DO NOT USE DA FORCE's NAME IN VAIN
WHALES!: We found Chirrut
WackyWilly: STOP BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS
WackyWilly: What the
HottestManAlive: HAHAHAHAH
IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: HottestManAlive is Krennic
HottestManAlive: Yep
IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Which means Erso dead is Mama
YouErsoDead: Indeed, it is.
SoGayUCantEven: Wait who's wacky willy
WackyWilly: I am going to murder whoever did this
KriffingAwesome: KRENNC DID!!
LookAtThatBooty: *points accusingly*
MetallicBase: *points at Krennic* He did it
WHALES!: Krennic's fault! *points at Krennic*
SoGayUCantEven: DONT TALK TO MY FIANCÉ LIKE THAT
WackyWilly: O.O
WackyWilly: Ur getting married to Krennic??
ART HEAD: Yeah and you aren't 😜😜
HottestManAlive: 😜
YouErsoDead: TARKIN!! That's who WackyWilly is.
IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Makes sense
WackyWilly: KRENNIC I STILL LOVE YOU
HottestManAlive: Yeah, I don't care.
HottestManAlive: Galen my best buddy now.
SoGayUCantEven: :D
Meatball: Looks like this chapter is heading for a happy ending!
MetallicBase: I wouldn't say that. It hasn't reached 500 words yet
LookAtThatBooty: Well now it has
LookAtThatBooty: derp probably has something planned for us
HottestManAlive: I hope she doesn't interfere with Galennic.
LookAtThatBooty: Why ru worried about that?
YouErsoDead: Yeah, why?
HottestManAlive: She has a tendency to do that a lot.
IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: Like how she's been messing with Jassian
KriffingAwesome: And how I'm not married but Cassian and Jyn are
WHALES!: Cassian and Jyn didn't want to wait any longer. It was love a first sight
KriffingAwesome: Which can never happen to me BECAUSE I CANT SEE
LIES! DECEPTION!: We know
ART HEAD: Why are some of our names in caps
Meatball: It shows how insane you all are
WackyWilly: This is getting very confusing
HottestManAlive: No way! This is amazing!
Meatball: I might keep my name
IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: I will change my name to something shorter
SoGayUCantEven: Like idtbaadatdsp?
IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: No Papa
LookAtThatBooty: I am going back to Cassian
HottestManAlive: Aw you guys are no fun!
LookAtThatBooty: I get control over changing the names next time
WHALES!: NO I WANT CONTROL
WackyWilly: Give me a decent name
ART HEAD: THRARKIN!!
IDumpedThreeBoysAndADroidAndTheDeathStarPlans: I'm taking control
SoGayUCantEven: NO I WILL
MetallicBase: please. I will gain control before any of you
Meatball: Unless I hack into you
KriffingAwesome: I DESERVE A TURN
HottestManAlive: OMG GUYS!! DO ASTEROID, SABER, SHIP AND FIND OUT WHO GETS THE NEXT TURN.
[MetallicBase has changed everyone's name]
Lyra: Testing.
Lyra: Now I'm just Lyra.
Gaylen: Haha
Gaylen: Ooh!
Jynnic: Hi
Jynnic: Daheck
LookAtThatBooty: I'm assuming you're Jyn
Jynnic: I'm assuming your Cassian still?
SoAndorable: No I'm Cassian
LookAtThatBooty: I'm Bodhi
Jynnic: It should have been look at that Bodhi
DaBOMB-SO: Good idea
[DaBOMB-SO has changed LookAtThatBooty's name to LookAtThatBoodhi]
LookAtThatBoodhi: idk what to think now
Saw: Who am I?
Saw: Just Saw?
Tarky: Testing
Tarky: FIRST WACKYWILLY NOW TARKY?!??
ARRRTTTTT: Did I get to keep my name?
ARRRTTTTT: Nope
SexyKrenny: Lol
SexyKrenny: WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR
Baze Îmwe: Dhsksj
Baze Îmwe: I'm
Baze Îmwe: XD
Chirrut Malbus: Oh look Baze! You have my last name
Chirrut Malbus: OMGOMG I HAVE UR LAST NAME
DaBOMB-SO: My work here is done
Jynnic: I AM NOT BEING SHIPPED WITH KRENNIC AGAIN
SexyKrenny: Come on! I look amazing! It's even in the username.
SoAndorable: Jyn is mine Krennic
Lyra: I'm going
LookAtThatBoodhi: Me too
Saw: Same
Gaylen: Orson will u marry me
SexyKrenny: Make it more dramatic
Gaylen: -_-
Baze Îmwe: Well this was a blast
ARRRTTTTT: Yerp
Chirrut Malbus: I'm keeping my name
Jynnic: I'm not
SoAndorable: Me neither
SexyKrenny: You should keep it! It's So ANDORable!!
SoAndorable:
[SoAndorable has changed his name to SoAndoraDone]
SoAndoraDone: I am so forcing done with you Krennic
Chirrut Malbus: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN GOSHH I AM SO ANDORADONE WITH YOU RN
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Yet again my brain is lacking sleep and can barely function.
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