WARNING: If you are not familiar with Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Butler, Hetalia, Yuri!!! on Ice or Tokyo Ghoul, then the first half of this chapter might not make sense... but the second half will.

I don't own anything.
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Sebastian Michaelis: Young lord, I think we are lost.

Ciel Phantomhive: I agree.

Jyn Erso: Who daRancor are you?

Ciel Phantomhive: My name is Ciel. I'm the Earl of Phantomhive and head of the Funtom company.

Sebastian Michaelis: And I am Sebastian. I serve the Young Lord.

Eren Yaeger: SEB?!! CIEL?!? WHAT ARE U DOING HERE???

Sebastian Michaelis: Pardon me, but do I know you?

Orson Krennic: I don't know you, that's for sure.

Eren Yaeger: Apparently not but I know you. Mikasa is a huge Black Butler fan.

Ciel Phantomhive: I don't recall ever meeting you but I am familiar with your name, Titan boy.

Eren Yaeger: TITANSSSS

Viktor Nikiforov: What's going on?

Lyra Erso: Proper grammar and punctuation.

Jyn Erso: STOP BEING A GRAMMAR MOM!!

Edward Elric: Lyra Erso or whoever the Tucker you are, that's a dependent clause you typed.

Lyra Erso: ... OH NO!!

Chirrut Îmwe: No jumping off cliffs. Because I don't think Galen will save you this time

Sebastian Michaelis: This seems to be a very strange sort of typing device...

Ciel Phantomhive: It's called a phone, Sebastian. HOW OLD ARE YOU?!?

Sebastian Michaelis:

Orson Krennic: HAHAHA IM NOT THE OLDEST IN THIS CHAT ANYMORE

Saw Gererra: SAVE THE ROGUE ONE TEXTING!! SAVE THE STORY!!

Levi Ackerman: What the heck is wrong with you?

Ken Kanaki: No idea

Jyn Erso: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!??

Sebastian Michaelis: I already told you, I am Sebastian Michaelis.

Edward Elric: I'm the fullmetal alchemist!

Alphonse Elric: And I'm the brother side-kick who should have been the protagonist!

Ken Kanaki: I'm me

Yuri Plesenski: Meh

Sebastian Michaelis: OH MY VICTORIA!!!!! YOU HAVE A CAT AS YOUR ROUND BUBBLE THING NEXT TO YOUR NAME?!??

Sebastian Michaelis: SO KAWAII!!

Yuri Katsuki: Do I want to know what's going on here?

Finny: Probably not

Edward Elric: Sebastian is currently screaming about Yuri Plisenski's profile pic. Please wait while we put you on hold.

Viktor Nikiforov: I thought u came from the early 1900s how do u know what a profile pic is

Edward Elric:

Touka: Oh! Snap!

Roy Mustang: Snap, Crackle, Burn!

Bodhi Rook: Anime is taking over this chat

Italy: PASTAAAAAAAAA

Ken Kanaki: I WANNA EAT PASTA AGAIN

Baze Malbus: OH FOR FORCE SAKE!! GET OUT YOU ANIME PEOPLE AND GO MAKE YOUR OWN CHAT!!

Chirrut Îmwe: O.O WHY YOU USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN BAZE?!?

[Baze Malbus: has kicked all anime characters out except Eren Yaeger]

Baze Malbus: Except you, Eren. You're cool.

Eren Yaeger: TITANS

[Bodhi Rook has kicked Eren Yaeger out of the group chat]

Bodhi Rook: He's not cool

[Orson Krennic has broke the forth wall]

Galen Erso: :( I still want to break the forth wall

Orson Krennic: DERP!! STOP ADDING OUR CHAT AND RETURN THIS CHAT TO NORMAL!!! THIS IS CALLED "ROGUE TXT: A STAR WARS STORY" NOT "ROGUE BOOK: THE CROSSOVER WITH ANIME!!!"

derp_eyes: lol nope. I am the author. I am going to make you do whatever I want

derp_eyes: And right now I feel like telling you to go run over to Jyn and kiss her

Orson Krennic: SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ME!!

derp_eyes: In that case, I will make Jyn like you.

Jyn Erso: ORSON KRENNIC!! MARRY ME!!

K-2SO: O_O

Orson Krennic: Are you serious?

Jyn Erso: YES!! I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!! PLEASE!! MARRY ME!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!!

Lyra Erso: She used proper grammar. She's serious about it.

Orson Krennic: DERP! Change her back!

derp_eyes: No. Now you are going to love Jyn back. Bippity Boppity BOO!

Orson Krennic: Jedha Yareal N'yongo Erso, will you marry me?

Jyn Erso: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!

Cassian Andor: NOOOOOOOO NOT FAIR

Bodhi Rook: NOT COOL JYN

Cassian Andor: DERP WHOEVER YOU ARE!!! CHANGE HER BACK TO WHO SHE WAS

Baze Malbus: YEAH

Chirrut Îmwe: Lel

Wilhuff Tarkin: Oh Force, they're making out

Chirrut Îmwe: I am glad I cannot see this

Chirrut Îmwe: YOU USED THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN TARKIN

Wilhuff Tarkin: WELL I'LL STOP USING IT IN VAIN IF YOU CAN UNTANGLE JYN AND KRENNIC FROM EACH OTHER!!

Galen Erso: GALENNIC HAS FALLEN!! SAY IT SAW!!

Saw Gererra: Say what

Galen Erso: SAY THE COMING APART THING

Saw Gererra: Okay

Saw Gererra: JYN AND ORSON'S CLOTHES ARE COMING UNDONE!!

Thawn: THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A MATURE BOOK YOU GUYS!!!

Emperor Palpatine: everything is going according to plan

derp_eyes: And now I shall ship Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader!

Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Help. My brain is loosing it.

The user/rogues chat sign up is closed! I will start working on the chat and aim to get it out during this weekend.

In one of my other chapters, I mentioned a texting competition. Well guess what? The rules are already underway! Texting competition, coming up!

Finally, I might do an anime texting book because I don't have a life except to write fanfictions and watch anime (I think I'm trying to avoid watching Daredevil by binge watching anime).

Next chapter hint! In poem form!

Jyn and Orson are married, thanks to the whacky author
Now they must undo everything. So they get help from another.
Well, actually double that. Divorce counseling, here we come
In the next chapter filled with double Fulcrum!

Please review! (I'm always going to say that because it's short for "criticize, critique, complain, or comment (of course I could always say 'Please CCCC!'))