Update: Fan mail is two words, not one, so if you find any words that read fanmail, please let me know!

Original: Thanks for all the comments everyone! It'll make this chapter a lot of fun!

I don't own anything.
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Jyn Erso: We got fan mail!

Orson Krennic: Read it!

Jyn Erso: It's from the readers

Jyn Erso: It's from that q&a yesterday

Orson Krennic: Well, we should read it.

Jyn Erso: Okay

Jyn Erso: Our first one is from abbyjaneandor694 : Who is your favorite person to roast?

Jyn Erso: That's easy. Krennic

Cassain Andor: Same!

Bodhi Rook: I used to like to roast Jyn but now I choose K2

Lyra Erso: I like to roast anyone who doesn't use proper grammar

Orson Krennic: Like you?

Lyra Erso: ...

Gaylen: I like to roast Tarkin because GALENNIC MUST HAPPEN!!

Chirrut Îmwe: Y U BEING A YANDERE!!? Also, K2

Baze Îmwe: K2

K-2SO: I roast whoever tf I want

Saw Gererra: I roast my chicken

Everyone: ...

Jyn Erso: Continuing

Jyn Erso: AriStoat_SK had a lot to ask. For K2: Teach me the ways of your sass

K-2SO: That is not a question but I will answer it. I will only teach you it if the captain says I can.

Cassain Andor: ... give Ari a real answer

K-2SO: State the obvious, counter it, refute it, done. Duh.

Cassain Andor: Or just look up a bunch of sass books on Wattpad

K-2SO: I don't need you answering my question, Andor

Cassain Andor: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME

K-2SO: Looks like somebody is triggered

Jyn Erso: Shut up! Next question is for Gaylen: On a scale of 1 to 10 how gay are you?

Gaylen: Um... probably a 6

Orson Krennic: *snorts milk out nose laughing* OH GOSH THAT BURNS

Lyra Erso: USE PROPER GRAMMAR, ORSON CALLAN KRENNIC!!

Jyn Erso: Guys... shut up

Gaylen: Fine... I'm a 9.98%

Orson Krennic: What about the last 0.02%?

Gaylen: That's the part of me that married Lyra

Lyra Erso: ...

Jyn Erso: Moving on. Third question for Baze: Favorite whale subspecies? Also, what's your opinion on narwhales?

Baze Îmwe: NARWHALES NARWHALES SWIMMING IN THE DEEP

Jyn Erso: I don't think that's the lyrics

Baze Îmwe: YOU KNOW NOTHING

Baze Îmwe: Also I love whale sharks. They're so big and gentle despite having a bad connotation to them because of the shark in their name 😊

Jyn Erso: That's very sweet. Next! This is for Lyra: My science teacher is the worst at grammar eg. One question she asked us was "bacterial growth at varied temperatures have an affect on microbial growth explain the affect and reason why?" just no and how mad does that make you?

Lyra Erso: Well, AriStoat_SK, was your teacher saying this out loud? Because I would consider that fairly good grammar if it was a verbal discussion. If it was written, well then I would like a long talk with her.

Lyra Erso: But let us talk about your grammar since Jyn is copying down the note as it's read. There is no period, comma or semicolon after grammar. If there is a period, the 'E' in 'Eg.' should be capitalized. 'One' should have a lowercase 'O.' 'Bacterial' should be capitalized because it is the beginning of a quote. The word 'just' should be capitalized as it is a new sentence. There should be a comma after no and a question mark at the end of the question. Also, your question is nothing but a run on sentence. Please fix your grammar before you send me another question.

Jyn Erso: don't make the grammar mommy angry

Lyra Erso: 😡😡😡

Jyn Erso: Next from AriStoat: Chirrut and Baze: CAN I BE A FLOWER GIRL AT YOUR WEDDING PLS PLS PLS

Baze Îmwe: We shall see

Chirrut Îmwe: 😏😏

Jyn Erso: For Cassian: When are you gonna accept that Bodhi is destined for you?

Cassian Andor: Well... maybe... soon...

Jyn Erso: For Jyn. Oh wait that's me! When will you realise that Cassian is for Bodhi and no-one else?

Jyn Erso: NEVER!!

Orson Krennic: Until Jynnic.

Jyn Erso: Go away Orson

Orson Krennic: I can't. The next question is for me. (I peeked)

Jyn Erso: Fine. Orson: How many people would you kill for Gaylen?

Orson Krennic: One

Jyn Erso: One?

Gaylen: ONE?!? THATS IT!!!?

Orson Krennic: Yeah. I'd kill myself if it meant ensuring your happiness for an eternity.

Gaylen: ...

Gaylen: OMG ORSON THATS SO SWEET

Gaylen: but the one should be Tarkin

Wilhuff Tarkin: HEY!!

Jyn Erso: We're going on. For Bodhi: *whispers so the others can't hear* I will create Pilot² for you what do you want me to do because I'm okay-ish at mind tricks

Bodhi Rook: That's a sweet offer Ari. I would like you to pay for my date with Cassian.

Jyn Erso: Final question from Ari. This one goes to Qui-Gon

Maul: Who's life is Quite-Gon thanks to me

Qui-Gon Jinn: GO AWAY MAUL

K-2SO: YEAH

Maul: ... :(

Jyn Erso: For Qui-Gon: *whispers* do you ship Anakin and Obi-Wan because I do

Qui-Gon Jinn: Unfortunately, no. I think Obi-Wan and Satine Kryze and Anakin and Padme Amidala are a much better pair. But I don't mind if you ship it, young padawan.

Orson Krennic: I hear screaming.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Must be a fangirl.

Jyn Erso: Final question for all of us and QGJ: School has prompted me to ask all of the rogues and also Qui-Gon because Qui-Gon. How to deal with bullies and idiots who are just plain annoying?

Jyn Erso: Here's my answer. You don't. You walk away.

Lyra Erso: If a bully is doing something that you don't think is right, talk to a parent or a teacher. For the idiots part, just ignore them like Jyn said.

Baze Îmwe: You could also tell those people to back off, though sometimes that doesn't work

Orson Krennic: Real assuring, Baze. I would say give those people a good taste of your fist.

Gaylen: Orson you can't go around punching everyone who bullies or is an idiot

Gaylen: My advice is don't socialize

K-2SO: My advice is look up some sassy quotes and say them to the idiots and bullies

Saw Gererra: My advice is to scream "THE WORLD IS COMING UNDONE!!!" and see how they react

Bodhi Rook: I... I don't know...

Cassain Andor: Stand up for yourself and for others if needed

Chirrut Îmwe: I would tell them to let the Force guide them

Anakin Skywalker: I WOULD SLAUGHTER THEM LIKE ANIMALS!!

K-2SO: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION

Qui-Gon Jinn: I would recommend using humor. Many times, humor solves a lot of problems. Just think of something funny, maybe even crack some sass, and you should get an immediate result.

Jyn Erso: And that's a wrap for Ari! Our next one, with no specification to anyone, is from @springtrapped16 : No Vader? Seriously?

Cassian Andor: Vader was in the third chapter of this book?

Bodhi Rook: Vader's here...

Orson Krennic: I think they were referring to the list of Rogues.

Darth Vader: Yeah, why am I not on that list

Orson Krennic: Because derp doesn't really like you.

Darth Vader: ...

Darth Vader: WHAT?!??

Darth Vader: I AM GOING TO FORCE CHOKE DERP!!!

Cassian Andor: Please do

Orson Krennic: Don't kill her! Then we can't have stupid chatroom talks!

Saw Gerwrra: Touché

Darth Vader: I DONT CARE!!

Jyn Erso: Okay everyone chill

Jyn Erso: Let's just get on with the questions.

Jyn Erso: TFF4Life asks Chirrut: Do you like Sushi?

Chirrut Îmwe: Yes I do. Sushi is pretty good. Just don't try the Sushi from Jedha, that's horrible.

Jyn Erso: Excellent! Next up is -Magnolia-Kitten- . Cassian: Do you love me

Cassian Andor: Oh gosh... um... I-I think of you as a good friend... yeah...

Saw Gererra: No you don't you have their profile picture as your home screen

Cassian Andor: SAWWW WERE U SNOOPING ON MY PHONE

Saw Gererra: Maybe 😏😏

K-2SO: CWEEPY

Lyra Erso: What is it with no grammar?!

Orson Krennic: aint no wun got teim fer gwamma

Jyn Erso: Next, we have hazeIIvsque with a very long question and two very short questions: Okay, my question for everyone: Amon the OCs which have appeared in this book, which ones are your favorites and which ones do you dislike the most?
Just curious.
Oh, and also one more question - which songs do you think describe you the best?
Also, for everyone: What is your favorite ice cream flavor? That is, if you have one.

Lyra Erso: TAKE 👏 NOTE 👏 EVERYONE!! 👏 THIS 👏 READER 👏 USES 👏 PROPER 👏 GRAMMAR!! 👏

Orson Krennic: Well hazell (or Hazeii), I would say that I like your OC Gaele the best, right alongside with my daughter Astri. My least favorite is Steel McKrawny because she's an ****** . As for your other questions, I believe that would be Demons by Imagine Dragons and my favorite ice cream flavor would be Ga-

Eren Jaëger: ORSON STOP IT

Orson Krennic: Aw come on!

Eren Jaëger: THIS BOOK IS NOT RATED MATURE SO STOP PULLING THE "YOU SUCK" JOKE

Orson Krennic: ... fine. Vanilla ice cream.

Eren Jaëger: Thank you

Jyn Erso: Like Clank Cogg. Dislike Faren and Carasshi Andorrook. Song: Castle - Halsey. Ice cream: CHOCOLATE

Bodhi Rook: I like Faren and Carasshi. I don't like Astri. Song would be "Where You Are" by Us the Duo.

Orson Krennic: Why don't you like Astri?

Bodhi Rook: Because she's your daughter

Astri Krennic: 👊😡👊

K-2SO: HAH

Bodhi Rook: Oh yeah. I also like Strawberry.

Cassian Andor: I love Briara because she's like me. I hate Steel (same reason as Orson) and I would say I would relate to "Reluctant Heroes" by Hiroyuki Sawano the best. I also like chocolate chip ice cream.

Baze Îmwe: All OCs are pretty nice. I think the song would be "Forever Young" by Blake Shelton. Ice cream? Um... probably vanilla.

K-2SO: I think that Danny Rayburn guy was cool

Orson Krennic: He's not an OC.

K-2SO: He's not?

Orson Krennic: No, because he's me.

K-2SO: Fine. I think Steel McKrawny is interesting because she's got some sass and everyone else just sucks

K-2SO: Also, Shake it Off by Taylor Swift

K-2SO: and orange sherbet ice cream flavor

Orson Krennic: K2, that is a stupid song.

K-2SO: GOT A BETTER SONG I COULD TO RELATE TO!!??

Orson Krennic: As a matter of a fact, I do!

K-2SO: LET'S HEAR IT

Orson Krennic: That "you have invented a new kind of stupid" song from Hamilton

K-2SO: ... actually you're right

Chirrut Îmwe: I like all the OCs except for Steel because she cheated me out of my cookies and cream ice cream once. The Smile Song is my song!

Bodhi Rook: OMG A SONG FROM MY LITTLE PONY!!

Cassian Andor: what the actual Death Star Chirrut

Chirrut Îmwe: Baze told me I mostly smiled in the movie so I chose that. I'm also kidding. It would probably be Hall of Fame by The Script

Gaylen: I like Carson Fisto because he likes science like me. I hate Steel because Orson hates her and she deserves to die. The song would be My Immortal - Evanescence. Ice cream? Idk probably something boring

Saw Gererra: Because you are boring with all your science

Gaylen: SCIENCE IS AMAZING SAW

Lyra Erso: I haven't really had any interactions with the OCs so I can't really tell who I like and who I don't. My favorite ice cream flavor is probably vanilla, and I think Avicii's "Trouble" would fit me the best.

Saw Gererra: I don't like any of them OCs. Ice cream would be peach and I would say the song would be "Call Your Name" by Hiroyuki Sawano

Jyn Erso: Is that all of us?

K-2SO: no you retard you forgot one

Orson Krennic: No you didn't. You got them all.

Jyn Erso: Okay I trust Orson's judgement. Final question for this chapter is from Rey_Stark , directed towards Bodhi: Aside from Cassian, who do ya admire??

Bodhi Rook: Well... do you mean love admire or look up to admire?

Orson Krennic: I think both.

K-2SO: I think just love

Orson Krennic: Pretty sure it's both

K-2SO: Pretty sure it's just the love u retard

Cassian Andor: Enough with the retards Kay. Bodhi just answer them both

Bodhi Rook: Well I look up to Galen because he's like a father figure to me... and for the love admire... I kind of think Jyn is cute...

Jyn Erso: And that's a wrap! Thanks for tuning in to the first episode of Rogue Fan Mail! If you have more questions for a future chapter, comment either in Ask the Rogues or comment here!

Orson Krennic: Seriously? Do you not see what Bodhi just said Jyn?!

Cassian Andor: ... well that takes care of the break up with Jassian and Pilot² problem

Orson Krennic: Don't underestimate AriStoat. They'll find a way for Pilot² to happen.
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Thanks for all the great questions everyone!

Again, if you have another question you want to ask anyone in this book (refer to the previous chapter if you want more details) be my guest.

Also, if anyone is feeling lazy and doesn't want to look up the songs I chose for each Rogue, here they are below. I'm more of a soundtrack person so it was kind of hard to find good songs that would fit the characters.

Orson Krennic - "Demons" by Imagine Dragons

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Jyn Erso - "Castle" by Halsey

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Bodhi Rook - "No Matter Where You Are" by Us the Duo

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Cassian Andor - "Reluctant Heroes" by Hiroyuki Sawano & Mpi; slow cover by LovelyMusicAngel (I chose the slow because I thought it fit better)

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Baze Malbus/Îmwe - "Forever Young" by Blake Shelton

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K-2SO - "Congratulations" by Lin Manual Miranda

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Chirrut Îmwe - "Hall of Fame" by The Script

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Galen Erso/Gaylen - "My Immortal" by Evanescence

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Lyra Erso - "Trouble" by Avicii

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Saw Gererra: "Call Your Name" by Hiroyuki Sawano, Mpi & Caramel Apple Sound Gadget

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