Ezren is probably my third or forth favorite ship currently. Idk why. Someone please, fix my brain.

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Cassian Andor: Okay let's see if we can have a nice normal text chat

Bodhi Andorrook: LEZ MAKE IT AS GAY AS WE CAN!!!

Jyn Eros: What about me and Leia?

Leia Organa: Yeah

Bodhi Andorrook: Fine. LEZ MAKE THIS THE MOST SHIPPING CHAPTER EVER!!!

Cassian Andor: I swear, that's all this book does

Chirrut Îmwe: Welcome to Rogue TXT

K-2SO: Where everyone begs for their love interest to love them but their love interest has different interests. However the person in love have all gotten noticed by our love interests.

Sabine Wren: I still haven't gotten Ezra to notice me...

Baze Malbus: Rephrase that: Where everyone except Sabine gets noticed by their senpai

Ezra Bridger: You want me to notice you?

Sabine Wren: YES

Ezra Bridger: Okay here's my autograph. I've also liked a couple of your Instagram and Twitter posts

Sabine Wren: ...

Sabine Wren: I meant notice me as in fall in love with me already dammit

Ezra Bridger: Oh, well... um... truth is, as beautiful as you are (and keep doing it) I don't think you're my type

Sabine Wren: WHAT

Sabine Wren: 😰😡💔

Ezra Bridger: Yeah... sorry

Zeb Orrelios: Just out of curiosity, who do you like Ezra?

Ezra Bridger: Errrr

Jyn Eros: I'll bet it's some sexy chick

Leia Organa: Can't be as sexy as you

Jyn Eros: I could say the same about you ;););)

Orson Krennic: Welp. There goes my hopes to make Jynnic happen again.

Wilhuff Tarkin: Plz notice me senpai

Governor Pryce: Go away Tarkin. Orson is mine

Cassian Andor: And that ship stays until Derp uses the magical ship generator again

Lyra Erso: Guys we break way too many 4th walls

Trump: WALL

[Lyra Erso has blocked, reported, and kicked Trump from group chat]

Cassian Andor: I'm breaking that 4th wall and making some ships.

Ezra Bridger: Oh! Oh! Do it!

Cassian Andor: Not until you tell us who you're interested in

Ezra Bridger: ...

Eren Jaëger: Hi guys

Ezra Bridger: Hey babe

Eren Jaëger: Sup

Bodhi Andorrook: HOLY SNAP EREN AND EZRA?!??

Ezra Bridger: You got a problem with it?

Mikasa Ackerman: VERY MUCH

Eren Jaëger: Mikasa, you are my adopted sister. That's just creepy if we were in a relationship

Mikasa Ackerman: HOW CAN YOU LIKE EZRA OVER ME!??

Eren Jaëger: Have you seen him? Talk about turning on the air conditioning when he walks in the room

K-2SO: You live in the year 850. How do you know what air conditioning is?

Eren Jaëger: You live a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. How are you more advanced than Planet Earth?

K-2SO: ... good point

Orson Krennic: Did K2 just get sassed?

Luke Skywalker: I think so

Cassian Andor: OKAY I AM GOING TO USE THE SHIP GENERATOR

Luke Skywalker: Do it!

Palpy: DEW IT!

Agent Kallus: Please end up with me and Zeb

Cassian Andor: Okay, the first pair that we get is... Chaze!

Eren Jaëger: Chaze?

Ezra Bridger: ??

Cassian Andor: Aka SpiritAssassin

Chirrut Îmwe: Well duh

Baze Malbus: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

Baze Malbus: Chirrut I love you so much. Will you take the Galaxy with me? 💍

Chirrut Îmwe: Sure. Why not?

Baze Malbus: *MAJOR SCREAMING*

Cassian Andor: Next up is... JASSIAN?!?

Jyn Eros: ... but I was just getting attached to Leia

Leia Organa: 😭😭

Bodhi Andorrook: I feel you Leia

Cassian Andor: Welp. Jassian it is

Cassian Andor: Jyn wanna go out?

Jyn Eros: I will think about it. Spin the generator again

Cassian Andor: Okay, now it's SkySolo

Han Solo: Derp's ship generator has the right idea

Luke Skywalker: Hell yeah! Do it again!

Cassian Andor: Kylux

Armitage Hux: Yee

Kylo Ren: Lol

Rey: No Reylo?

Cassian Andor: Nope. Reysma

Barbie Phasma: Woot!

Rey: I can live with that

Cassian Andor: Ezren

Eren Jaëger: YAS

Ezra Bridger: DUDE!!

Cassian Andor: Kallazeb

Agent Kallus: Cool!

Zeb Orrelios: WOOT

Cassian Andor: Sabine X No one

Sabine Wren: I'm just going to go cry in a corner

Cassian Andor: I'm kidding. It's Sabine X Leia

Leia Organa: Bye Jyn

Jyn Eros: Bye

Cassian Andor: Kanera

Kanan Jarrus: Well what did you expect?

Hera Syndulla: YASS

Cassian Andor: K-2SO X R2

R2-D2: fk dis shiht I'm out

K-2SO: :(

Cassian Andor: Bodhi X BB-8

Bodhi Andorrook: I'm out

BB-8: Same

Cassian Andor: Pryce X No one (for real)

Orson Krennic: HAH! BYE BYE PRYCE!! YOU'RE NOT LONGER SHIPPED WITH ME!!

Governor Pryce: ☹️

Cassian Andor: Thrakin

Thrawn: Yaya! Tarkin you're my second senpai

Wilhuff Tarkin: Well you're my you're-not-Krennic-pai

Wilhuff Tarkin: WHY CANT I HAVE KRENNIC!!??

Cassian Andor: Um, maybe because Galennic is the next one?

Galen Erso: YEAAAHH-HOOOO

Lyra Erso: NOOOOOO!!!

Lyra Erso: 😰 GALEN DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ALL THE THINGS WE DID TOGETHER!?? THE COUNTLESS HOURS WE SPENT WORKING ON YOUR PROJECTS? THE DAYS WE FELL IN LOVE WHEN WE GOT LOST? OUR FIRST FEW YEARS AFTER I GAVE BIRTH TO JYN?!???

Galen Erso: Lol nope

Orson Krennic: You are a terrible husband

Galen Erso: Trust me. I'll be the best husband for you ever.

Cassian Andor: Continuing... Valpatine

Darth Vader: I hate derp now

Palpy: Fairly sure 80% of us disliked her to start with

Chirrut Îmwe: How about 97%?

Cassian Andor: Finally, we have... Mikasa X L

L: Wut

Lightswitch: NUUUUU

[Lightswitch has wrote Mikasa's name in his Death Note, which will kill her in 40 seconds]

Mikasa Ackerman: Eren I just want you to know that I LOVE YOU

Eren Jaëger: I love you too Mikasa. You are the best sister ever!

Mikasa Ackerman: ...

Mikasa Ackerman: I'm ready for my death now

Lightswitch: L. IS. MINE. NO. TOUCHY.

Ezra Bridger: Well don't even think about touching Eren!

Jyn Eros: *pokes Eren*

Ezra Bridger: *makes Jyn sushi with lightsaber*

L: EZRA IS KIRA

Ezra Bridger: What's a Kira?

Galen Erso: No one cares

Leia Organa: True

Han Solo: Alright. So we have a big list of gay ships that everyone loves. Except for Jassian

Cassian Andor: JASSIAN IS COOL

Cassian's Teletubby: HELLO!!? DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME?!??

Cassian Andor: WHAG NO!!i didn't forget about you at all! (Who are you again?)

Cassian's Teletubby: Spin the ship generator for me!

Cassian Andor: Cheletubby

Chewbacca: Whaaag

Cassian's Teletubby: Dammit derp
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