Because you all need to hear some Attack on Titan music...

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And I needed to make a longer chapter.

Actually I wanted to make a longer chapter.

And since I don't think any of my readers know what Eren looks like, here's two pictures.

Eren Yaeger

Eren Yaeger the Rogue Titan (Rogue Titan; Rogue One. Now you see why I really added Attack on Titan to this book)

Credit to Dmitry Logunkov for the art.

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Eren Yaeger: Guys I'm a melee worm

Jyn Erso: Did I need to know that?

Eren Yaeger: Nope!

Eren Yaeger: i wonder if you guys would survive in my world. We have Titans that eat people

Cassian Andor: And you have to use the Spider-Man and samurai gear to defeat Titans?

Eren Yaeger: Give or take

Cassian Andor: I have a better question. Could u survive in our world?!

Eren Yaeger: It can't be nearly as bad as mine!

Cassian Andor: I'll bet you couldn't live three seconds in it!

Eren Yaeger: YOU PROBABLY COULDNT SURVIVE A TITAN ATTACK

Orson Krennic: He took selfies the last time Titans attacked this book.

Galen Erso: Stop breaking the forth wall without me Orson!

Cassian Andor: I have an idea. Since you have Titan transforming abilities, let's see if I can defeat you!

Eren Yaeger: It's on!

Cassian Andor: Bodhi! Where's that heavy duty shoulder cannon Baze used on Scarif?

Bodhi Rook: Right here (eek! Cassian said something to me!)

Eren Yaeger: FLWIFKENFJSLDNFBE

[one very intense fight in which nobody texted any comments (somehow) later...]

Jyn Erso: Cassian! Are you okay?!

Cassian Andor: Oh so NOW you care!?

Eren Yaeger: There's... Titans... spinning around... my head...

Chirrut Îmwe: I think you both got concussions

Bodhi Rook: Chirrut ur blind. How do u know they might have had concussions

Baze Malbus: I'm curious about that too

Chirrut Îmwe: I am one with the Force and Force is with me

Chirrut Îmwe: And I had a great teacher

Matt Murdock: Hai!

Orson Krennic: Really? Another crossover?

Lyra Erso: Guys! Does anyone care that Eren and Cassian might have had a concussion!? We have to get them out of bright light! Which means you boys have to put your phones down.

Eren Yaeger: Hell no

Cassian Andor: Imma gonna copy r2. Fk Nu

R2-D2: YA BOI!! DATS MAI SHEEEET ROOGHT DERE

Lyra Erso: Gimme your phones!

Cassian Andor: NOT MY PRECIOUS BABY!!!

Cassian's Teletubby: ... (Gimme isn't a word Lyra)

Jabba Hutt: I thought I was your baby!

Cassian Andor: Dude it's the 21st century. I love you but not as much as my phone

Eren Yaeger: I agree

Jabba Hutt: That's it. I AM DUMPING YOU

Cassian Andor: ... :(

Cassian Andor: I want my teletubby

Bodhi Rook: Right here

Cassian Andor: OH TELETUBBY UR THE ONLY ONE THAT UNDERSTANDS ME

Eren Yaeger: I wonder if I have a teletubby

Chirrut Îmwe: Nope. You have Mikasa's chest bumps

Mikasa Ackerman: 😏😏😏😏😏

Eren Yaeger: ... dude she's my adopted sister

Mikasa Ackerman: WHO CARES?!??

Eren Yaeger: THAT IS DISTURBING!!! CHIRRUT DO U SRSLY SHIP US!??

Chirrut Îmwe: Yep

Eren Yaeger: WHAT!!! THAT CANT BE A SHIP!!

Mikasa Ackerman: I WILL SHOW YOU A VIDEO THEN TO CHANGE YOUR MIND!!

Mikasa Ackerman:

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Mikasa's Ackerman: Well?

Eren Yaeger: I'm convinced. If ponies can do it than I can do it

Mikasa Ackerman: 😏

Orson Krennic: THAT IS THE MOST DISTURBING THING EVER!!!

Galen Erso: Says the guy who's 30 years older than his wife

Jyn Erso: Tru tru

Cassian Andor: Does this video basically mean I can marry K-2SO

K-2SO: I thought you loved your teletubby

Cassian Andor: I do but you're technically my adopted brother

K-2SO: Don't get any ideas...

Eren Yaeger: *screenshots convo* best chat ever!

Baze Malbus: Now can we get my ship rolling

Matt Murdock: Heck no. Since Claire and I aren't a thing anymore Chirrut and I got together

Foggy Nelson: GAY

Bodhi Rook: THATS MY LINE 😫😫

Baze Malbus: I HATE YOU KARMA

Karma: whoops sorry

Eren Yaeger: Okay my head hurts imma gonna sign off

Eren Yaeger: Baiiiiii

Mikasa Ackerman: I'm signing off too Byyeeeee

Cassian Andor: Imma gonna go watch Teletubbies

Orson Krennic: I'm going to get mental therapy.

Lyra Erso: Good idea.

Galen Erso: I GAVE YOU MY HEART AND THEN YOU TURNED AROUND

Jyn Erso: WE WERE STREAKING IN THE PARK SKINNY DIPPING AFTER DARK
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Matt Murdock and Foggy Nelson are characters from Marvel's Daredevil (information that's probably useless to just about everyone).

Mikasa Ackerman actually has a crush on Eren in the show even though she was adopted by Eren's family.

"It'll Be Okay" is a song from the fan parody My Little Pony: Friendship is Witchcraft.

Finally, tomorrow is the day I will post the user's chat! (By tomorrow, I mean USA tomorrow)

Please review!