I like spinach and I'm kind of hungry for some right now so that's how you got this chapter.

I don't own anything.
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Jyn Erso: I wish I was taller

Galen Erso: Eat your spinach

Jyn Erso: Says the guy who puts up a fuss when he has to drink milk

Galen Erso: Milk is gross okay!?

Lyra Erso: And this is how the Erso family looks like shriveled and short beans.

Galen Erso: FYI I am not short

Lyra Erso: No but you look like a shriveled bean.

Lyra Erso: You do not look sexy if you are a shriveled bean.

Galen Erso: But I don't like milk!!

Lyra Erso: Then eat your spinach. Both of you

Jyn Erso: No

Galen Erso: U can't control me! I'm older than you!

Lyra Erso: *dark aura* TRY ME

Jyn Erso: slimy icky arugula ripoffs

Galen Erso: I REFUSE TO EAT SPINACH

Lyra Erso: THEN EAT BRUSSELS SPROUTS!!

Galen Erso: NUUUUUUU

Jyn Erso: I finished my spinach. Can i leave now

Lyra Erso: Absolutely not! I saw you stuffing it under your plate!

Lyra Erso: WHY MUST YOU TWO BE SO DIFFICULT???

Jyn Erso: Because I already look good without eating spinach. Cassian thinks so #flawless

Lyra Erso: #CassianShouldBeWithBodhi

Jyn Erso: O.O MAMA

Lyra Erso: I'll bet he likes spinach.

Lyra Erso: I SHALL INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OVER TO HAVE SPINACH!!

Jyn Erso: WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR

Chirrut Malbus: Spinach is amazing Jyn

Baze Îmwe: You think everything is amazing

Chirrut Malbus: Tru tru

Galen Erso: I will not eat those leafy things

Orson Krennic: What if I ate them?

Galen Erso: Well in that case... yes but ur not eating them now

Orson Krennic: *eats spinach*

Lyra Erso: I should have married you.

Wilhuff Tarkin: *eats spinach* haha! I ate my spinach first which means I should be with Orson!

Galen Erso: That's now how the shipping works!

Wilhuff Tarkin: You're just jealous

Ezra Bridger: OMG GUYS JUST BECOME TARLENNIC ALREADY!!

Wilhuff Tarkin: don't you mean Tarkrennic?

Ezra Bridger: No Tarlennic as in Tarkin/Galen/Krennic

Orson Krennic:

Galen Erso: Hehe

Wilhuff Tarkin: Well it would be a good compromise

Thrawn: BUT THRARKIN

Wilhuff Tarkin: Shut up Thrawn. No one likes you

Thrawn: 😰

K-2SO: Congratulations. You made your grand admiral cry

Wilhuff Tarkin: IDGAF

Chirrut Malbus: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!!

Ezra Bridger: See? Problem solved!

Kanan Jarrus: Ezra come eat your peas

Ezra Bridger: I HATE PEAS

Kanan Jarrus: If you don't I won't let you see Eren again

Ezra Bridger: fine

Sabine Wren: NO DONT EAT THE EVIL PEAS EZRA

Ezra Bridger: But Eren

Sabine Wren: NO ONE CARES ABOUT EREN YOU SHOULD BE WITH ME

Ezra Bridger: ...

Ezra Bridger: Nah

Cassian Andor: Guys who clogged the toilet with spinach?

Orson Krennic: What the Bantha

Bodhi Rook: Well get a plunger and fix it Cassian!

Cassian Andor: Ew no

Cassian Andor: U fix it

Bodhi Rook: ur a wimp

Galen Erso: O_O don't speak to your future husband like that Bodhi!

Bodhi Rook: He likes Jyn better and besides, he wasted all his chances with me so why do I care

Cassian Andor: Bodhi...

Bodhi Rook: No

K-2SO: 🎶 THEY ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER🎶

K-2SO: Thanks Cassian! Now you ruined pilot²

Jyn Erso: Jassian survives!

Lyra Erso: Wonderful. Now eat your spinach, Jyn.

Jyn Erso: MAKE ME

Lyra Erso: I'm taking your phone away.

Jyn Erso: NOOOOO IF YOU DO ILL DIE OF CRIPPLING PHONE DEPRIVATION

Chirrut Malbus: dos jewjejeratjonsnid weitd

Orson Krennic:

Baze Îmwe: He said "this new generation is weird"

Orson Krennic: How do you get that out of that?!??

Baze Îmwe: The spinach helped me

Wilhuff Tarkin: Orson! Let's go out!

Galen Erso: GALENNIC ORSON!! WE NEED TO MAKE GALENNIC!!

Agent Kallus: KALLUZEB

Agent Kallus: Oh yay! Derp typed Kalluzeb instead of Kallizeb

Ezra Bridger: I ate my peas

Kanan Jarrus: Good. Now eat your spinach

Ezra Bridger: ... :(

Orson Krennic: What is it with young people hating vegetables?

Thrawn: Krennic eat some asparagus!

Orson Krennic: EW EW EW NO

Lyra Erso: *facepalm*

Bodhi Rook: 🎤LIVE LIFE LIKE IT'S A SONG SO TURN IT ON AND SING ALONG!!🎤

K-2SO: 🎶 I AM SO GLAD I CANNOT EAT VEGETABLES🎶

Jyn Erso:  🎶I WILL NOT EAT VEGETABLES AND YOU CANT TAKE MY PHONE AWAY🎤

Galen Erso: 🎶GALENNNIIIICCC🎶

Wilhuff Tarkin: 🎶TARKRENNICCCCC

Ezra Bridger: 🎤TARLENNICCCCCCC

Lyra Erso: 🎶EAT YOUR SPINACCCCCHHHH🎶

Cassian Andor: Srsly who out spinach in the toilet?

Bodhi Rook: WHY DO U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT

Cassian Andor: Because I do!

Bodhi Rook: THEN FIX IT

Cassian Andor: Ew no

Bodhi Rook: fine. I'll come save you from the evil toilet spinach Cassian

Cassian Andor: Thank you

K-2SO: NOW KISS

Lyra Erso: I just took Jyn's phone away. She better eat her spinach.

Orson Krennic: Nein Mama

Orson Krennic: JYN THIS IS MY PHONE!!

Orson Krennic: UR MY EX HUSBAND IM SURE U CAN SPARE A MINUTE FOR ME TO USE IT

Galen Erso: I am jealous that my own daughter was actually married to Orson

K-2SO: Eat your spinach Galen

Galen Erso: Et tu Kaytu?

K-2SO: ;);)

Lyra Erso: This is such a weird chapter.

Thrawn: Agreed. Let's end it

Lyra Erso: Eat your spinach Thrawn

Thrawn: Already did
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What the BANTHA just happened?

Songs mentioned are "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift and "Live Life" from The Book of Life.

Please review! And eat your veggies.