Quintuple, sextuple, septuple, octuple, nontuple, dectuple, okay no I'm just making up words.

BIG FAT WARNING IN ADVANCE: Please note that I wrote this at 02:00 and my brain was half asleep. There will be some beyond whacky things that I will mention or hint at. So yeah, watch out.

I don't own anything.
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[Agent Kallus has been added to group chat 'Operation Destroy Chirrut/Baze, Jassian, Jynnic, and Pilot²']

Agent Kallus: Sir, how do you plan on destroying all the ships?

Random Phone Number: We make them hate each other until the end of time MWAHAHAHAHA

Agent Kallus: You could be more descriptive

Joe the Grand Inquisitor: Just pretend to understand him. If you pretend hard enough he believes you

Agent Kallus: This is such a weird operation. I mean, who would want to destroy all the ships?

Joe the Grand Inquisitor: Apparently the mastermind behind this?

Agent Kallus: Tell me about it

Random Phone Number: JOE!! Stop infecting Agent Kallus's mind with lies! Ships are bad! They tear apart fandoms and people fight over them! Just look at what has become between the Anidala and Jardala cliques!

Agent Kallus: You spend way too much time on social media. Maybe if you got off a little it wouldn't be so bad. And I don't think Jardala is really a thing

Joe the Grand Inquisitor: If ur so negative about it, why did u join Kallie?

Agent Kallus: 1. Don't call me Kallie
2. The master promised he'd help me achieve Kallizeb

Random Phone Number: I WILL DESTROY THAT SHIP TOO

Agent Kallus: ...

Agent Kallus: That's it. I'm leaving and doing my Fulcrom duties and making Kallizeb happen

Joe the Grand Inquisitor: Bye

Random Phone Number: HOW DARE U BETRAY THE MASTER?!?

Joe the Grand Inquisitor: Really, Saw. Take a chill pill

Saw Gererra: How did you know it was me?? O_O

Joe the Grand Inquisitor: Because you say everything is coming undone?

Saw Gererra: THE SHIPS ARE COMING UNDONE AS THEY SHOULD BE

Joe the Grand Inquisitor: See?

Joe the Grand Inquisitor: Besides, ur kind of a crazy guy. Y ru intent on destroying ships?

Saw Gererra: Well, like every good villain has to be, I used to like what I hate. I was pro-ship at first. See, my sister was dating a guy named Lux Bonteri and I was all gung-ho for that. Then all of a sudden AHSOKA TANO STOLE HIM AWAY FROM MY SISTER!!! She died without his love for her, all because he thought the togruta was hot

Joe the Grand Inquisitor: Annnnddd... lemme guess, u have something against togrutas now?

Saw Gererra: Oh no, some of them are okay. I just have something against Ahsoka

Joe the Grand Inquisitor: That's Ahsokaist

[Saw Gererra has kicked Joe the Grand Inquisitor from the group chat]

Saw Gererra: Let's see what the other gang is up to

[Saw Gererra has joined group chat 'WTREEK IS GOING ON IN HERE? ITS KRENNYS FAULT! PUNCTUATION! CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE THE NAME?!']

Bodhi Rook: CASSIAN

Cassian Andor: WHAT

Bodhi Rook: Wanna hang out at the slushie burger place? Pweeeeeaaasee?

Cassian Andor: Y?

Bodhi Rook: ILL STOP BOTHERING YOU AND LET YOU AND JYN BE A THING IF YOU DO SO

Cassian Andor: Jyn and I broke up

Bodhi Rook: 😱😱😱 YASS I mean... sorry...

Cassian Andor: Ur cool. Let's go

Bodhi Rook: 😄

Saw Gererra: Shoot. Pilot² is coming un-undone

[an hour later]

Cassian Andor: U GUYS ARE HERE TOO?!??

Jyn Erso: Yep

Orson Krennic: It's great

Chirrut Îmwe: Who knew slushie burgers are so yummy!!

K-2SO: I want to learn how to eat

Bodhi Rook: You can't eat

Galen Erso: Sit down! Let's have a... how many of us are there?

Cassian Andor: Better question, who's with who?

Thawn: I'm with Tarkin

Wilhuff Tarkin: Turns out Thrawn's not too bad of a guy, right love?

Thawn: ;););););)

Orson Krennic: Guys, not here

Galen Erso: I'm with Krennic

Cassian Andor: Aren't you married?

Lyra Erso: Yes he is and he wants to be with Orson but I won't let him.

Bodhi Rook: Chirrut and Baze are together?

Baze Malbus: Yep

Chirrut Îmwe: I can't believe Mon Mothma turned down that engagement ring

Baze Malbus: dude, she barely talks to you

K-2SO: Tru

Cassian Andor: Okay... what about K2?

Eren Yaeger: Don't ask

Cassian Andor: SO IS JYN HERE ALONE?!?? JYN I WILL KEEP YOU COMPANY!!

Bodhi Rook: What about me?

Jyn Erso: Please do

Orson Krennic: Jyn is with me you idiot!

Cassian Andor: ...

Cassian Andor: Okay... I'm with Bodhi

Bodhi Rook: 😆

Saw Gererra: nuuuu! Ships are being created! And who the heck out K2 with Eren

Ezra Bridger: Heh me

Eren Yaeger: yeah... I'm gonna murder you off screen

Cassian Andor: Ezra who ru with?

Ezra Bridger: Myself. Sabine dumped me for some other hot guy

Sabine Wren: U NEVER EVEN ASKED ME OUT!!!!

Ezra Bridger: It's too bad because I thought she'd really like this place

Sabine Wren: 😡😡👿

Cassian Andor: A six-couple date? With an extra?

Jyn Erso: A sextuple date + 1

Chirrut Îmwe: Yep!

Lyra Erso: Guys! Get off your devices and talk to your dates! GALEN, THAT INCLUDES YOU!!

Galen Erso: Hang on, I gotta beat my high score on candy crush

Orson Krennic: You play that game too?!?

Orson Krennic: Bro!

Jyn Erso: I call this the best date ever!

Cassian Andor: Even though you're hanging out with Krennic

Jyn Erso: Krennic's kind of cool

Saw Gererra: NUUUU SHIPS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CREATED

Baze Malbus: Yeah they are

Chirrut Îmwe: SAW'S LONELY!! WE MUST FIND HIM A DATE

Chirrut Îmwe: Which hot young lady do you want? Mikasa Ackerman, Armin Arlett, or Sabine Wren?

Sabine Wren: I'm out

Armin Arlett: EREN-SENPAI NOTICE ME

Mikasa Ackerman: I'm dating a Titan

Eren Yaeger: UR DATING WHAT

K-2SO: Chill out, love

Eren Yaeger: Y U DATING A TITAN

Mikasa Ackerman: Because u won't date me

Saw Gererra: grrrrr...

Bodhi Rook: Tarkin, Thrawn, please stop making out. It's disturbing

Thawn: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE BECAUSE CASSIAN DOESNT TRUELY LOVE YOU

Bodhi Rook: O.O

Tarkin: Yeah what Thrawn said

Lyra Erso: Lyra gimme my phone

Orson Krennic: Arent you Lyra?

Lyra Erso: I took Galen's phone and Galen took mine. I just beat his high score.

Galen Erso: I don't like you

Cassian Andor: Okay that's it. Let's go somewhere else

Bodhi Rook: Okay

Baze Malbus: Bye! Watch out for the teletubby Bodhi!

Bodhi Rook: ??

Jyn Erso: Cassian likes to make out with his teletubby

Chirrut Îmwe: its really disturbing

Cassian Andor: GUYS!!!

Jyn Erso: Didn't you name your teletubby Lemons or something like that

Orson Krennic: WOW!! THAT IS NOT INFORMATION I NEEDED TO HEAR!!

Cassian Andor: ...

Bodhi Rook: ...

Saw Gererra: ...

Bodhi Rook: It's okay Cassian. I have a My Little Pony that I like to sleep with

Baze Malbus: OH WHICH ONE

Bodhi Rook: Princess Celestia

Baze Malbus: COOL

Chirrut Îmwe: Baze, don't you dare break out into a song. I've had enough of your singing pony songs for one day

Galen Erso: Why are we talking about my little ponies now

Baze Malbus: MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY AH-AH-AH-AH-

[Thawn has somehow interrupted Baze Malbus's text]

Thawn: Shut it. I'm trying to make out with Tarkin

Jyn Erso: OMFORCE BANTHA PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU GUYS

K-2SO: I have suddenly lost my appetite

Eren Yaeger: You never had one

K-2SO: I can dream, can't I?

Eren Yaeger: True true. Hey, wanna go somewhere else and find some place where you can eat too?

K-2SO: :)

Orson Krennic: That's it. I'm shooting Thrawn and Tarkin

Galen Erso: Don't this is amusing

Lyra Erso: WE MUST PROTECT OUR CHILD!!!

Jyn Erso: MAMA!! GET YOUR HAND OFF MY EYES!!

Galen Erso: Your mama says no and should would have texted this herself except her hands are busy covering your eyes

Chirrut Îmwe: HAHAHAHAHA

Cassian Andor: I'm going back to my teletubby. It's the only one that TRUELY understands me

Ezra Bridger: Okay... well... bye world. My 17 year old eyes have just been destroyed along with my brain

Sabine Wren: I can show you what that looks like from a more interesting view point

Ezra Brdger: If you're thinking that I should go stand right next to them, I am not doing that

Sabine Wren: 😡

Chirrut Îmwe: I am glad I cannot see this

Saw Gererra: DESTROY THE SHIPS!! DESTROY THE DREAM!!

Agent Kallus: That's it. I'm giving Saw UCrayCray powder

Saw Gererra: SHIPS ARE THE BEST THING EVAAAHHH

Galen Erso: Lyra, let Jyn watch!

Lyra Erso: No!

Orson Krennic: You're not a very good parent, are you Galen?

Jyn Erso: lalq jey ketbme to!bimbolw enogut wpknkws what arx is??

Orson Krennic: Um... someone translate?

Baze Malbus: MY LITTLE PONY

Bodhi Rook: MY LITTLE PONYYY

Orson Krennic: I'm pretty sure she did not say My Little Pony.

Chirrut Îmwe: HEHEHEHE

[Cassian Andor has kicked everybody from group chat]

Cassian Andor: [Cassian Andor has added Lemons to group chat]

Cassian Andor: You really are the only one that understands me, Lemons!
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See? Told ya it was weird. Also, this is the longest chapter yet at nearly 1600 words. Yikes!

What do you think of Saw trying to 'Destroy the shipping dream?'

I have actually never seen Teletubbies either. I just stole the idea from a YouTuber I like (CDawgVA).

Please review!