I don't own anything
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Jyn Erso: What happened last night?

Orson Krennic: I dunno but where did I get this ring from?

Jyn Erso: Hey! I have a matching ring!

Jyn Erso:

Jyn Erso: oh my gosh

Orson Krennic: Well... I guess we know what happened to us last night

Jyn Erso: nononono this can't be happening!

Orson Krennic: Hey, you were the one that wanted someone to get married in this book. Your dream came true. I got married.

Jyn Erso: TO ME

Jyn Erso: WHAT DOES CASSIAN THINK ABOUT THIS?!?

Ahsoka Tano: Well technically Cassian moped around for a little while and then he went to be with K-2SO

Agent Kallus: It's a weird story so don't ask

Orson Krennic: I wasn't planning to.

Jyn Erso: Who are you guys?

Ahsoka Tano: I'm Fulcrum

Agent Kallus: I'm Fulcrum 2.0

Jyn Erso: We should get divorced Orson

Orson Krennic: aw :(

Jyn Erso: Okay Fulcrum and Fulcrum 2.0 can you help us become legal divorcees?

Agent Kallus: No way! One ship has been confirmed in this book. TAKE THAT SAW GERERRA!!!

Saw Gererra: I LOVE SHIPPING

Steela Gererra: ME TOO

Ahsoka Tano: Haha

Agent Kallus: Wait what?$? Since when?

Jyn Erso: Well since Kallus won't help maybe Ahsoka will

Orson Krennic: ALL HAIL AHSOKA TANO!! WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE CHOSEN ONE INSTEAD OF HER JERK MASTER ANAKIN SKYWALKER!!

Darth Vader: ...

Ahsoka Tano: Aw! I'm glad someone appreciates me

Jyn Erso: You deserve more love! There's not enough people out there who appreciate you!

Ahsoka Tano: actually I can just search on Instagram. There's a bunch of fanpages about me

Agent Kallus: How come I only have a few?

Ahsoka Tano: No one likes you

Agent Kallus: ...

Orson Krennic: ... so are we going to get divorced?

Saw Gererra: SAVE THE SHIP!! SAVE THE DREAM!!

Steela Gererra: YOU GUYS ARE THE CUTEST COUPLE!!

derp_eyes: YEAH

[Jyn Erso has kicked derp_wyes from group chat]

Saw Gererra: O.O you kicked the author?!?

Galen Erso: HOW COME EVERYONE CAN BREAK THE FORTH WALL EXCEPT ME?!??

Bodhi Rook: Idk what wall ur talking about Galen

Orson Krennic: Can we focus on one thing here?

Jyn Erso: Like a divorce

Orson Krennic: No, like how Ahsoka and Kallus are flinging spaghetti at each other

Ahsoka Tano: SPAGHETTI CANNONS!! DEPLOY!!

Agent Kallus: FIRE THE MEATBALL BOMBS!!

Galen Erso: Yum! Meatballs

Orson Krennic: I think this book is losing it.

Ezra Bridger: Me too

Jyn Erso: Me three

Cassian Andor: I HATE U K2! YOU MAKE THE WORST BOYFRIEND EVER

Bodhi Rook: CASSIAN-SENPAI!!

K-2SO: Why? Because I can't kiss you? Would you want a kiss from a droid? Why don't you run back to your teletubby and make Cassitubby!

Orson Krennic: This chat has gotten very weird

Thawn: I SHIP ORSPERATIONS

Wilhuff Tarkin: Bodhi you should stay single

Bodhi Rook: NOOOOOOOO WHY

Wilhuff Tarkin: Because

Galen Erso: LYRA LETS MAKE A JYNNIC AU WITH OUT BLACK SERIES FIGURES WHERE ORSON IS A FAMOUS ACTOR ON BROADWAY AND JYN JUST JOINED THE ACTING COMMUNITY

Jyn Erso: Papa! No!

Lyra Erso: YES!! AND ORSON IS A HUGE ROLE MODEL FOR JYN!! And maybe even her crush... 😏

Orson Krennic: Your parents have a lot of free time on their hands.

Bodhi Rook: I don't wanna be single!

Galen Erso: WOOHOO

Ahsoka Tano: SPAGHETTIEEEEE

Agent Kallus: MEATBALLS

Ezra Bridger: There's got to be at least seven conversations going at once

Cassian Andor: Cassitubby has been confirmed!

K-2SO: Yay!

Cassian Andor: We need to find you someone to love K-2SO

Just Kanan: Chopper you should become kaytuesso's boyfriend exclamation point

Chopper: SCCREW YALL

Armitage Hux: Dat mai boi

Jyn Erso: So basically were never going to get divorced the way this chat's going?

Orson Krennic: Yeah... I don't see that coming

Chirrut Îmwe: I was forgotten about

Baze Malbus: CHIRRUT-SENPAI!!!

Chirrut Îmwe: What

Baze Malbus: Do you wanna be my boyfriend?

Chirrut Îmwe: Nope

Orson Krennic That's it. I'm going

Jyn Erso: Me too

Ahsoka Tano: WHEEEEEE

Darth Vader: OMG AHSOKA JUST PUT MEATBALLS IN MY EYES

Random OC: And Kallus is tying Baze and me together with spaghetti

Agent Kallus: Spaghetti and meatballs are the best

Ezra Bridger: I thought we would have a normal chapter for once

Sabine Wren: EZRA-SENPAI!! NOTICE ME

Ezra Bridger: Instead we get two Spaghetti-loving Fulcrums, a couple who wants to divorce, and more than enough senpai screaming, AND Bodhi is single

Bodhi Rook: Nope! Not anymore! K2 and I are a thing

Cassian Andor: K2! HOW DARE U!!

K-2SO: HAHAHA CASSITUBBY FOR LYFE!!

Ahsoka Tano and Agent Kallus: FULCRUM SPAGHETTI!!!!
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Idk what is life anymore

Lyra is going to hate me for that sentence.

My sibling and I actually did that Broadway actor AU with our black series Orson and Jyn. It was weird.

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