Do You Wanna Fix You Status?
I used to not like Frozen but now I do. So Force help me.
Also, Chirrut is very triggered right now.
I don't own anything.
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Lyra Erso: I want a date.
Galen Erso: Lemme help
Lyra Erso: Fork, no.
Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT... oh wait
[Chirrut Îmwe has named the chat 'LYRA IS OPEN BOYS AND GIRLS']
Lyra Erso: I want Galen
Galen Erso: Galen is taken
Orson Krennic: Galen speaking in third person.
Galen Erso: Cuz Galen is Forcing amazing
Chirrut Îmwe: GALEN HAS USED THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN AND NOW HE WILL BE CURSED WITH THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS
Galen Erso: Lol nope. Galen's amazingness will ward off the Seven Deadly Sins
Orson Krennic: And Krennic will help Galen.
Jyn Erso: GUYS WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR
Cassian Andor: Aw Jyn. I was enjoying the conversation
K-2SO: I am going to help Lyra
Lyra Erso: Thank you Kaytu.
K-2SO: IN SONG FORM
Lyra Erso: Oh no...
K-2SO: Do you wanna fix your status?
Go from single to taken?
Find someone who loves you through and through,
Who won't leave you
Unlike your ex Galen!
Galen Erso: ...
K-2SO: They used to be real lovers
And now they're not
It's over, now say goodbye!
Lyra Erso: Bye!
K-2SO: Do you wanna fix your status?
Lyra Erso: Yes, I'd like to fix my status.
Galen Erso: Lyra, why?
Jyn Erso: I'm joining the singing
Cassian Andor: Me too
Chirrut Îmwe: Yass
Baze Malbus: ROGUE TXT SING
K-2SO: SING MY LITTLE AMIGOS
Cassian Andor: Do you wanna fix your status?
Make your ship soar high and free!
Chirrut Îmwe: One that makes Lyren look inferior
A ship so pure
Just like Malbus/Îmwe!
Jyn Erso: We'll help you out, dear Mama.
You can count on us.
What could possibly go wrong?
Baze Malbus: I just made you a dating profile on some online site. You currently have 7 requests, 5 men, 2 girls. HOLY WHALES KRENNIC'S DAUGHTER IS ONE OF THE GIRLS!!!
Lyra Erso: HAHA, ORSON!!
Orson Krennic: Astri? Really?
Astri Krennic: HOW DID MY NAME GET ON THERE?!??
Galen Erso: Galen thinks this chapter has taken a wrong turn
Orson Krennic: ... When does a chapter not take a wrong turn?
K-2SO: Back to the song!
K-2SO: Galen, look what you've done! You ran off to have some fun
In bed with Jyn Erso's ex
Now here's what happened next
Lyra X Daughter of Orson
Astri Krennic: I HAVE A NAME
K-2SO: (I HAD TO RHYME)
Cassian Andor: And thus concludes this chapter
Jyn Erso: Astri X Lyra
Saw Gererra: THE WORLD IS COMING UNDONE
Astri Krennic: What the reek I didn't want this
Bodhi Rook: Hey guys what did I miss?
Bodhi Rook: All the fun..? :(
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I completely forgot about adding Bodhi for the entire chapter until the end. Oops.
Please review!
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