Derpy Opinions

When you search up Galennic fics and the top results are these two:

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Do you have a weird opinion most people wouldn't agree with? The Rogue 7 sure do!

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Chirrut Îmwe: So derp...

derp_eyes: I KNOW I KNOW I HAVE BEEN PROCRASTINATING

Chirrut Îmwe: Why?

derp_eyes: Because I have been

Orson Krennic: What's derp procrastinating on now?

derp_eyes: Writing Chirrut and Baze's wedding

Orson Krennic: Yeah why are you procrastinating?

derp_eyes: Because I don't ship them

Chirrut Îmwe: O_O

Orson Krennic: Oh yeah, you mentioned that before.

derp_eyes: But I'm already writing the chapter so...

Chirrut Îmwe: MY FEELINGS ARE HURT

Jar Jar Binks: Meesa thinks yousa should write a chapter about meesa

Orson Krennic: HECK NO!!!

Jar Jar Binks: Why notsa?

Orson Krennic: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU FOR AN ENTIRE CHAPTER!!

Jar Jar Binks: ... :(

derp_eyes: OMG ORSON DONT TALK TO MY PRECIOUS JAR JAR LIKE THAT

Orson Krennic: ...

Orson Krennic: What the reek, derp.

Jar Jar Binks: :)

derp_eyes: I like Jar Jar

Orson Krennic: Do you like him as much as me?

derp_eyes: Almost

Orson Krennic: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!

Count Dooku: HAH!!

Qui-Gon Jinn: LOL

Chirrut Îmwe: Wait let's get the others in here and see what their weird opinions are

Jar Jar Binks: Meesa stay?

Count Dooku: I'm staying

Orson Krennic: NO YOU CANT STAY!!

derp_eyes: Yes stay

Jyn Erso: Chirrht started screaming in a blow horn. What do you guys want

Chirrut Îmwe: SPELL MY NAME RIGHT YOU RETARD!!!

Cassian Andor: Chirrut came in my room while I was having bed fun with Bodhi

Bodhi Rook: Xiskdkff

Ezra Bridger: Chirrut just trampled on me

Baze Îmwe: Chirrut just pushed me out of my chair to get my attention

K-2SO: CHIRRUT TOOK OFF MY ARM

Eren Jaëger: Chirrut sent me a TITAN Funko pop

derp_eyes: I WANT A TITAN FUNKO POP

derp_eyes: THEY ARE THE MOST ADORABLE THINGS EVER

Eren Jaëger: TITANS ARE NOT CUTE

derp_eyes: BUT THE FUNKO POP IS

Eren Jaëger: PROVE IT

derp_eyes:

Orson Krennic: *dies laughing*

derp_eyes: See?????

Eren Jaëger:

Eren Jaëger: I still don't like Titans

Eren Jaëger: AND THAT IS A TITAN

derp_eyes: I WILL SCAVENGE AMAZON, EBAY, CRAIGSLIST, GOOGLE, AND ANY OTHER ONLINE STORE FOR THIS LITTLE THING!!

Chirrut Îmwe: Guys we should tell one another some weird opinions

Chirrut Îmwe: First examples: derp likes Jar Jar and dislikes SpiritAssassin

Cassian Andor: WHAT

Cassian Andor: GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT DERP

Jyn Erso: OFF WITH HER HEAD

Bodhi Rook: But I like Jar Jar too

Cassian Andor: It's Jabba or bust!

Jabba Hutt: :)

Jyn Erso: I like to drink out of the milk carton

Lyra Erso: ARE YOU FJELFJS KIDDING ME!!????

Jyn Erso: O_O mama you're hear?!?

Lyra Erso: FOR FFFFF SAKE, JEDHA YAREAL N'YONGO!!! LEARN HOW TO SPELL CORRECTLY!!!

Gaylen: Gwamma Mommy

[Lyra Erso has changed Gaylen's name to Galen Erso]

Lyra Erso: I would think spending your days with Orson would make you start writing sentences with proper grammar.

Galen Erso: Hey Lyra, do you think Orson is shredded?

Orson Krennic: If you seriously want me to have abs, well I'm sorry to break the truth to you but it ain't happening.

Galen Erso: Oh...

Bodhi Rook: Should we go back to topic?

Ezra Bridger: Hell no. This is hilarious

Baze Îmwe: I second that

Jyn Erso: Orson do you have any weird opinions

Orson Krennic: I still want Jynnic to happen

Galen Erso: WHAT ABOUT GALENNIC

Qui-Gon Jinn: GUYS I SHIP

Orson Krennic: What about Galennic?

Count Dooku: Ship what?

Galen Erso: DO YOU LIKE JYNNIC BETTER THAN GALENNIC

Jar Jar Binks: Meesa shipping the Titan Funko pop to meesa self

Orson Krennic: That is debatable

Qui-Gon Jinn: I SHIP DEM TWO

Jyn Erso: OMFG Orson

Lyra Erso: Grammar is lost... :(

Chirrut Îmwe and Lyra Erso: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!!!

Jyn Erso: Force dammit

[Jyn Erso has been kicked from the group chat by two very angry users]

Cassian Andor: Lol

K-2SO: So Cassian! Would you rather have pilot² or Jassian?

Cassian Ansor: Not gonna answer that

K-2SO: WHY

Cassian Andor: Because

Cassian Andor: I have certain reasons

Galen Erso: I don't like Lyra's cooking

Galen Erso: That is my confession

Lyra Erso: Well, I'm glad I divorced you.

Orson Krennic: Really Galen? I thought it was great.

Jyn Erso: You are a terrible liar Krenny

Orson Krennic: 1. It's because I'm NOT LYING and 2. DON'T CALL ME KRENNY!!!

derp_eyes: KRENNY KRENNY KRENNY KRENNY KRENNY KRENNY KWENNIE

Orson Krennic: Force dammit...

Orson Krennic: OMG I'M SORRY CHIRRUT!!!

Chirrut Îmwe: I shall hang you on a cross now

Orson Krennic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Chirrut Îmwe: Just kidding! I would never do that's! Thank you for apologizing! 😊

Orson Krennic: I'm scared now.

Bodhi Rook: I like peas

Galen Erso: Why does everyone like to EAT SKMETHING!!!

Galen Erso: AINT NOBODY GOT TIME TO EAT!!

Eren Jaëger: Say that to a titan!

Ezra Bridger: He is saying it to a Titan

Eren Jaëger:

Eren Jaëger:

Eren Jaëger: Go sleep on the couch Ezra

Ezra Bridger: :(

Sabine Wren: I'm sad. Ezra won't date me

Ezra Bridger: It's because Ezren is amazing

derp_eyes: PREACH

K-2SO: I have been forgotten about

Bodhi Rook: Technically I have been too

Lyra Erso: Too bad.

Bodhi Rook: Does anyone else think cookies are overrated?

Everyone: NO!

K-2SO: Yes

K-2SO: Who likes oil baths?

Galen Erso: Go away you walking rust bucket

Cassian Andor: DONT SAY THAT TO KAYTU!!!

[Cassian Andor has kicked Galen Erso from the group chat]

Lyra Erso: Thank the maker.

Lyra Erso: I need to get rid of this last name...

K-2SO: Marry Orson. Lyra Krennic.

Orson Krennic: I like Jyn Krennic better.

Astri Krennic: ME TOO!!

[Lyra Erso has kicked Astri Krennic from the group chat]

[Lyra Erso has changed her username to Lyra the Grammar Nerd]

derp_eye: OH COME ON I DONT WANT TO TYPE THAT

Lyra the Grammar Nerd: Too bad.

Chirrut Îmwe: this is fun to watch

K-2SO: You can't see

Cassian Andor: Let him dream

derp_eyes: This is a weird chat

Orson Krennic: You're the one making it...

derp_eyes: I know... I think I'm just going to go outside and play Attack on Titan physical rp with my siblings now

Orson Krennic: A fine idea that is.

derp_eyes: Cool

[derp_eyes has kicked everyone except Orson Krennic from the group chat]

derp_eyes: I love you Orsey. I dream about you a lot both in daydreaming and night dreaming. Also I search you up on the Internet a lot.

[derp_eyes has kicked herself from the group chat]

Orson Krennic: DERP YOU CREEP!!!!
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Yeah... I'm a creep...

Fun story: I saw this interview with Mads Mikkelsen and he said he went to the auditions for some movie (I forget what it was called) and he told them he knew every English word. So he was accepted the role and was given a script and he ended up having to like up 20-30 words in the dictionary.








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