Derpy Opinions
When you search up Galennic fics and the top results are these two:
Do you have a weird opinion most people wouldn't agree with? The Rogue 7 sure do!
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Chirrut Îmwe: So derp...
derp_eyes: I KNOW I KNOW I HAVE BEEN PROCRASTINATING
Chirrut Îmwe: Why?
derp_eyes: Because I have been
Orson Krennic: What's derp procrastinating on now?
derp_eyes: Writing Chirrut and Baze's wedding
Orson Krennic: Yeah why are you procrastinating?
derp_eyes: Because I don't ship them
Chirrut Îmwe: O_O
Orson Krennic: Oh yeah, you mentioned that before.
derp_eyes: But I'm already writing the chapter so...
Chirrut Îmwe: MY FEELINGS ARE HURT
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa thinks yousa should write a chapter about meesa
Orson Krennic: HECK NO!!!
Jar Jar Binks: Why notsa?
Orson Krennic: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU FOR AN ENTIRE CHAPTER!!
Jar Jar Binks: ... :(
derp_eyes: OMG ORSON DONT TALK TO MY PRECIOUS JAR JAR LIKE THAT
Orson Krennic: ...
Orson Krennic: What the reek, derp.
Jar Jar Binks: :)
derp_eyes: I like Jar Jar
Orson Krennic: Do you like him as much as me?
derp_eyes: Almost
Orson Krennic: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!
Count Dooku: HAH!!
Qui-Gon Jinn: LOL
Chirrut Îmwe: Wait let's get the others in here and see what their weird opinions are
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa stay?
Count Dooku: I'm staying
Orson Krennic: NO YOU CANT STAY!!
derp_eyes: Yes stay
Jyn Erso: Chirrht started screaming in a blow horn. What do you guys want
Chirrut Îmwe: SPELL MY NAME RIGHT YOU RETARD!!!
Cassian Andor: Chirrut came in my room while I was having bed fun with Bodhi
Bodhi Rook: Xiskdkff
Ezra Bridger: Chirrut just trampled on me
Baze Îmwe: Chirrut just pushed me out of my chair to get my attention
K-2SO: CHIRRUT TOOK OFF MY ARM
Eren Jaëger: Chirrut sent me a TITAN Funko pop
derp_eyes: I WANT A TITAN FUNKO POP
derp_eyes: THEY ARE THE MOST ADORABLE THINGS EVER
Eren Jaëger: TITANS ARE NOT CUTE
derp_eyes: BUT THE FUNKO POP IS
Eren Jaëger: PROVE IT
derp_eyes:
Orson Krennic: *dies laughing*
derp_eyes: See?????
Eren Jaëger:
Eren Jaëger: I still don't like Titans
Eren Jaëger: AND THAT IS A TITAN
derp_eyes: I WILL SCAVENGE AMAZON, EBAY, CRAIGSLIST, GOOGLE, AND ANY OTHER ONLINE STORE FOR THIS LITTLE THING!!
Chirrut Îmwe: Guys we should tell one another some weird opinions
Chirrut Îmwe: First examples: derp likes Jar Jar and dislikes SpiritAssassin
Cassian Andor: WHAT
Cassian Andor: GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT DERP
Jyn Erso: OFF WITH HER HEAD
Bodhi Rook: But I like Jar Jar too
Cassian Andor: It's Jabba or bust!
Jabba Hutt: :)
Jyn Erso: I like to drink out of the milk carton
Lyra Erso: ARE YOU FJELFJS KIDDING ME!!????
Jyn Erso: O_O mama you're hear?!?
Lyra Erso: FOR FFFFF SAKE, JEDHA YAREAL N'YONGO!!! LEARN HOW TO SPELL CORRECTLY!!!
Gaylen: Gwamma Mommy
[Lyra Erso has changed Gaylen's name to Galen Erso]
Lyra Erso: I would think spending your days with Orson would make you start writing sentences with proper grammar.
Galen Erso: Hey Lyra, do you think Orson is shredded?
Orson Krennic: If you seriously want me to have abs, well I'm sorry to break the truth to you but it ain't happening.
Galen Erso: Oh...
Bodhi Rook: Should we go back to topic?
Ezra Bridger: Hell no. This is hilarious
Baze Îmwe: I second that
Jyn Erso: Orson do you have any weird opinions
Orson Krennic: I still want Jynnic to happen
Galen Erso: WHAT ABOUT GALENNIC
Qui-Gon Jinn: GUYS I SHIP
Orson Krennic: What about Galennic?
Count Dooku: Ship what?
Galen Erso: DO YOU LIKE JYNNIC BETTER THAN GALENNIC
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa shipping the Titan Funko pop to meesa self
Orson Krennic: That is debatable
Qui-Gon Jinn: I SHIP DEM TWO
Jyn Erso: OMFG Orson
Lyra Erso: Grammar is lost... :(
Chirrut Îmwe and Lyra Erso: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!!!
Jyn Erso: Force dammit
[Jyn Erso has been kicked from the group chat by two very angry users]
Cassian Andor: Lol
K-2SO: So Cassian! Would you rather have pilot² or Jassian?
Cassian Ansor: Not gonna answer that
K-2SO: WHY
Cassian Andor: Because
Cassian Andor: I have certain reasons
Galen Erso: I don't like Lyra's cooking
Galen Erso: That is my confession
Lyra Erso: Well, I'm glad I divorced you.
Orson Krennic: Really Galen? I thought it was great.
Jyn Erso: You are a terrible liar Krenny
Orson Krennic: 1. It's because I'm NOT LYING and 2. DON'T CALL ME KRENNY!!!
derp_eyes: KRENNY KRENNY KRENNY KRENNY KRENNY KRENNY KWENNIE
Orson Krennic: Force dammit...
Orson Krennic: OMG I'M SORRY CHIRRUT!!!
Chirrut Îmwe: I shall hang you on a cross now
Orson Krennic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Chirrut Îmwe: Just kidding! I would never do that's! Thank you for apologizing! 😊
Orson Krennic: I'm scared now.
Bodhi Rook: I like peas
Galen Erso: Why does everyone like to EAT SKMETHING!!!
Galen Erso: AINT NOBODY GOT TIME TO EAT!!
Eren Jaëger: Say that to a titan!
Ezra Bridger: He is saying it to a Titan
Eren Jaëger:
Eren Jaëger:
Eren Jaëger: Go sleep on the couch Ezra
Ezra Bridger: :(
Sabine Wren: I'm sad. Ezra won't date me
Ezra Bridger: It's because Ezren is amazing
derp_eyes: PREACH
K-2SO: I have been forgotten about
Bodhi Rook: Technically I have been too
Lyra Erso: Too bad.
Bodhi Rook: Does anyone else think cookies are overrated?
Everyone: NO!
K-2SO: Yes
K-2SO: Who likes oil baths?
Galen Erso: Go away you walking rust bucket
Cassian Andor: DONT SAY THAT TO KAYTU!!!
[Cassian Andor has kicked Galen Erso from the group chat]
Lyra Erso: Thank the maker.
Lyra Erso: I need to get rid of this last name...
K-2SO: Marry Orson. Lyra Krennic.
Orson Krennic: I like Jyn Krennic better.
Astri Krennic: ME TOO!!
[Lyra Erso has kicked Astri Krennic from the group chat]
[Lyra Erso has changed her username to Lyra the Grammar Nerd]
derp_eye: OH COME ON I DONT WANT TO TYPE THAT
Lyra the Grammar Nerd: Too bad.
Chirrut Îmwe: this is fun to watch
K-2SO: You can't see
Cassian Andor: Let him dream
derp_eyes: This is a weird chat
Orson Krennic: You're the one making it...
derp_eyes: I know... I think I'm just going to go outside and play Attack on Titan physical rp with my siblings now
Orson Krennic: A fine idea that is.
derp_eyes: Cool
[derp_eyes has kicked everyone except Orson Krennic from the group chat]
derp_eyes: I love you Orsey. I dream about you a lot both in daydreaming and night dreaming. Also I search you up on the Internet a lot.
[derp_eyes has kicked herself from the group chat]
Orson Krennic: DERP YOU CREEP!!!!
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Yeah... I'm a creep...
Fun story: I saw this interview with Mads Mikkelsen and he said he went to the auditions for some movie (I forget what it was called) and he told them he knew every English word. So he was accepted the role and was given a script and he ended up having to like up 20-30 words in the dictionary.
I hope you all know what a dictionary is.
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