I don't own anything.
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Jyn Erso: Have u reconsidered

Orson Krennic: Reconsidered my life? Not yet.

Jyn Erso: NO HAVE U RECONSIDERED GIVING ME THE DEATH STAR PLANS

Orson Krennic: Oh that? Yes.

Jyn Erso: Great! Meet me at the beaches of Jedha at Dusk.

Orson Krennic: Dusk, huh? While you're at it, wear your best clothes/dress ;)

Jyn Erso: Why my best dress?

Orson Krennic: if you do I'll give you the plans

Jyn Erso: Okay!

Cassian Andor: JYN RU SRIOUS

K-2SO: My calculations say she is 97.6% serious

Jyn Erso: He means well and plus I'm going to get the super weapon plans!

Chirrut Îmwe: Perhaps we should ask the Force how to handle the current situation

Jyn Erso: I don't need the Force to handle the current situation. I GOT THIS! And how did you learn to text? You have never seen a keyboard before

Baze Malbus: I'm texting for him

Bodhi Rook: GAY

Baze Malbus: Imma gonna shoot u Bodhi

Chirrut Îmwe: Shut up, Bodhi

Orson Krennic: OH FOR CRYING REEKS SAKE STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE WITH NOTIFICATIONS

Cassian Andor: Jyn...you added him to our group chat?

Jyn Erso: I thought it was important that we all knew he was going to give us the plans!

Orson Krennic: Yeah, I am going to give you the plans I AM FLYING TO JEDHA RIGHT NOW

Jyn Erso: And I'm almost done putting on my best dress. Bodhi, be a good friend unlike Cassian here and fly me out to the beaches

Cassian Andor: F*** U JYN

Bodhi Rook: Do I get to bring a camera along?

Jyn Erso: To take a picture of the beaches? I guess

Chirrut Îmwe: Don't do it

K-2SO: Yeah! You have too much to live for!

Orson Krennic: We're just meeting to exchange the plans...

Cassian Andor: Let me get this straight Director. JYN ERSO IS MINE *punches Krennic in face*

Orson Krennic:

Jyn Erso: Um

Baze Malbus: Jyn rlly

Chirrut Îmwe: HE'S GONNA FREEZE U IN CARBONITE LIKE UR DADDY

Orson Krennic: ...

Jyn Erso:

Jyn Erso: What

Chirrut Îmwe: The Force says he's going to take you away

Cassian Andor: From me!

K-2SO: Sir, you should take a chill pill. Remember you are friendzoned

Orson Krennic: Ouch. Rough position man

Cassian Andor:  FORCE DAMMIT K2 I KNOW THAT

Chirrut Îmwe: Do not use the Force's name in vain

Jyn Erso: Be honest, were u actually going to give me the plans?

Orson Krennic: Hah! No. I was just going to leave you standing there on the beach with Bodhi. The ships are sailing

Bodhi Rook: I like you

Cassian Andor: KRENNNIIICCC

K-2SO: Oh dear. Captain Andor has broken my hearing processor.

Jyn Erso: HOW DARE U

Orson Krennic: Hehehe.

Bodhi Rook: We should do it! Damn Jyn, u lookin' fine

Jyn Erso: I'm just going to hide in my room until I die

Bodhi Rook: Y? U know you want me ;)

Jyn Erso: I WISH THERE WAS ANOTHER GIRL IN THIS CHAT

K-2SO: I can be a girl. I am a droid. I have no gender.

K-2SO: Hey sista! Wanna go to the mall and shop for fifteen hundred hours

Baze Malbus: wut

Orson Krennic: Nailed it

Jyn Erso: IMMA GONNE TURN U OFF K2

K-2SO: Aw c'mon girlfriend! We should totally hang out at the spa then spend twenty years in the bathroom applying makeup and doing our hair and - OH RANCOR SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!

Chirrut Îmwe: This is too weird. I'm going to make some marshmallow sandwiches wanna come Baze?

Baze Malbus: I am literally standing right next to you and typing for you. You could have asked physically

Chirrut Îmwe: Then why did you reply in text?

Baze Malbus: ...

Orson Krennic: He means well.
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