Dead
Important announcement at the end of this chapter. Okay so it's actually two.
I don't own anything.
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Cassian Andor: GUYSSSSS WHERE DID MY CAKE GO
Chirrut Îmwe: It died
Bodhi Rook: Just like Rogue One
Jyn Erso: 😭😭😭😩
Baze Îmwe: Lal
Rey: DATS MY LINE U *****
Baze Îmwe: Has Amirtage been teaching you how to speak?
Rey: Probably
Rey: k yes
Armitage Hux: IM GONNA RULE THE WORLD
Wilhuff Tarkin: NUH UH IM GONNA RULE THE WORLD
Roland Orzabal: EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD!!!
Orson Krennic: *fanboys and dies*
Bodhi Rook: O.O
K-2SO: WASTED
Cassian Andor: but seriously WHO ATE IT
Jyn Erso: *revives Orson* I didn't
Baze Îmwe: I'm innocent
Chirrut Îmwe: What's it look like
Bodhi Rook: I didn't eat it
K-2SO: I can't eat and I don't need to dram for this line. So I'm innocent.
Orson Krennic: Bleaugh cake is gross
Galen Erso: Lyra this cake is delicious
Lyra Erso: I didn't make any cake?
Cassian Andor: GALEEEENNNNNNNN
Galen Erso: What?
Saw Gererra: You might want to start running
Cassian Andor: RAAAUUUGGGGHHHH
Galen Erso: AAHAKDJSKFKAF RAPUNZEL ANDOR IS AFTER ME!!!!
Bodhi Rook: Cassian has a frying pan with him doesn't it
K-2SO: Yerp
Ezra Bridger: Well. This chat is weird
Kanan Jarrus: It is period
Ezra Bridger: When are you going to get ur Siri fixed?
Kanan Jarrus: Why question mark what's wrong with Siri question mark
Chirrut Îmwe: She is being a little *****
Eren Jaëger: I swear the amount of cusses you guys say rival my show's
Orson Krennic: Hah!
Jyn Erso: Okay! So what should we do today?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Save Galen?
Lumíere Kenobi: Good idea.
AMERICA DA HERO: LETS SAVE GALEN FROM THE EVIL CASSIAN!!!!!
Erwin's Eyebrows: Wut
iggy's eyebrows: Idk
Hera Syndulla: Too many characters talking
Bodhi Rook: That's the way Rogue Txt roles
Eren Jaëger: I wish derp would type up more chapters for my text book
Yuri Plisentsky: OR ANOTHER YOI CHAPTER
Light Yagami: OR A CHAPTER ABOUT ME AND L!!!
Orson Krennic: OR A CHAPTER ABOUT ALL THE ANIME CROSSOVERS STAYING OUT!!!
[Orson Krennic has kicked all anime characters]
Eren Jaëger: Hi
Orson Krennic: Force dammit.
Chirrut Îmwe: ORSON KRENNIC!! YOU HAVE SINNED AND I WILL HAVE TO GUILLOTINE YOUR HEAD NOW!!
Baze Îmwe: This just took a dark turn
Galen Erso: Guys my head hurts
Cassian Andor: I THOUGHT I KNOCKED YOU OUT
Lyra Erso: What it going onnnnn??
K-2SO: Your face
R2-D2: hahahahahahaha
Thawn: Guys i don't think this chapter has any theme
Agent Kallus: They never do
Jyn Erso: GALEN ERSO HAD A FARM
Orson Krennic: EIEIO
Cassian Andor: GIVE ME BACK MY CAKE
Galen Erso: No!
Jyn Erso: Cassian u need some serious therapy
K-2SO: I WILL BE HIS THERAPIST
K-2SO: CASSIAN IM GONNA CHANGE YOU LIKE A REMIX THEN ILL RAISE YOU LIKE A PHOENIX!!!!
Cassian Andor: ...
Orson Krennic: I ... don't understand that reference.
Cassian Andor: Omg it's FoB
Chirrut Îmwe: Are we all screaming songs now?
Baze Îmwe: NARWHALES NARWHALES SWIMMING IN THE DEEP!!!!!
Eren Jaëger: TITANS!!!
Jyn Erso: DEATH STAR PLANS!!!
Eren Jaëger: TITANS!!!
Jyn Erso: DEATH STAR PLANS!!!!
Orson's Goldfish: Someone kill me
Saw Gererra: THE WORLD IS COMINGN UNDONE
Bodhi Rook: PILOT²
Lyra Erso: GRAMMARR!!!!!!!!!!!
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OKAY! First announcement. I have decided to write a Rogue One Crackfic. It's kind of like a miniature version of Rogue TXT but much faster paced chapters (kind of like this one).
SECOND!! This is a big announcement so buckle up, buttercup (I'm sorry I just really wanted to say that).
Unfortunately, I have decided to cancel the contest as I am calling this chapter the unofficial end of Rogue TXT. I have been writing this story for seven moths now (it will be eight months on July 1st) and I am burned out. This doesn't meant its over for good. No doubt I'll be posting a few chapters here and there. But I'd like to take some time off this story to get some ideas flowing again and not feel like writing a chapter is a chore.
I'd also like to put my concentration in some other stories. This includes Galennic, Jassian, and The Officer.
But I'd like to say that you guys are the best readers ever! I've earned so many good friends through this book and always had a laugh when someone commented. I love trying to challenge myself by writing things that I am not as familiar with/dislike without using too many inappropriate references and no swear words. And I'll admit, I can't help but laugh hysterically when I read another story and someone shouts 'DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!'
BUT!! Every cloud has a silver lining and I have some good news! I plan on making a Rogue TXT sequel in December and possibly create the same adventure again!
And that's it. I have nothing else to say except I hope you enjoyed the ride along this crazy book because I sure did! Thank you so much for all of your support. Without you wonderful readers, I would have never made it this far. You guys (and gals) are seriously the best group of people I know!
~derp_eyes
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