Dead

Important announcement at the end of this chapter. Okay so it's actually two.

I don't own anything.
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Cassian Andor: GUYSSSSS WHERE DID MY CAKE GO

Chirrut Îmwe: It died

Bodhi Rook: Just like Rogue One

Jyn Erso: 😭😭😭😩

Baze Îmwe: Lal

Rey: DATS MY LINE U *****

Baze Îmwe: Has Amirtage been teaching you how to speak?

Rey: Probably

Rey: k yes

Armitage Hux: IM GONNA RULE THE WORLD

Wilhuff Tarkin: NUH UH IM GONNA RULE THE WORLD

Roland Orzabal: EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD!!!

Orson Krennic: *fanboys and dies*

Bodhi Rook: O.O

K-2SO: WASTED

Cassian Andor: but seriously WHO ATE IT

Jyn Erso: *revives Orson* I didn't

Baze Îmwe: I'm innocent

Chirrut Îmwe: What's it look like

Bodhi Rook: I didn't eat it

K-2SO: I can't eat and I don't need to dram for this line. So I'm innocent.

Orson Krennic: Bleaugh cake is gross

Galen Erso: Lyra this cake is delicious

Lyra Erso: I didn't make any cake?

Cassian Andor: GALEEEENNNNNNNN

Galen Erso: What?

Saw Gererra: You might want to start running

Cassian Andor: RAAAUUUGGGGHHHH

Galen Erso: AAHAKDJSKFKAF RAPUNZEL ANDOR IS AFTER ME!!!!

Bodhi Rook: Cassian has a frying pan with him doesn't it

K-2SO: Yerp

Ezra Bridger: Well. This chat is weird

Kanan Jarrus: It is period

Ezra Bridger: When are you going to get ur Siri fixed?

Kanan Jarrus: Why question mark what's wrong with Siri question mark

Chirrut Îmwe: She is being a little *****

Eren Jaëger: I swear the amount of cusses you guys say rival my show's

Orson Krennic: Hah!

Jyn Erso: Okay! So what should we do today?

Qui-Gon Jinn: Save Galen?

Lumíere Kenobi: Good idea.

AMERICA DA HERO: LETS SAVE GALEN FROM THE EVIL CASSIAN!!!!!

Erwin's Eyebrows: Wut

iggy's eyebrows: Idk

Hera Syndulla: Too many characters talking

Bodhi Rook: That's the way Rogue Txt roles

Eren Jaëger: I wish derp would type up more chapters for my text book

Yuri Plisentsky: OR ANOTHER YOI CHAPTER

Light Yagami: OR A CHAPTER ABOUT ME AND L!!!

Orson Krennic: OR A CHAPTER ABOUT ALL THE ANIME CROSSOVERS STAYING OUT!!!

[Orson Krennic has kicked all anime characters]

Eren Jaëger: Hi

Orson Krennic: Force dammit.

Chirrut Îmwe: ORSON KRENNIC!! YOU HAVE SINNED AND I WILL HAVE TO GUILLOTINE YOUR HEAD NOW!!

Baze Îmwe: This just took a dark turn

Galen Erso: Guys my head hurts

Cassian Andor: I THOUGHT I KNOCKED YOU OUT

Lyra Erso: What it going onnnnn??

K-2SO: Your face

R2-D2: hahahahahahaha

Thawn: Guys i don't think this chapter has any theme

Agent Kallus: They never do

Jyn Erso: GALEN ERSO HAD A FARM

Orson Krennic: EIEIO

Cassian Andor: GIVE ME BACK MY CAKE

Galen Erso: No!

Jyn Erso: Cassian u need some serious therapy

K-2SO: I WILL BE HIS THERAPIST

K-2SO: CASSIAN IM GONNA CHANGE YOU LIKE A REMIX THEN ILL RAISE YOU LIKE A PHOENIX!!!!

Cassian Andor: ...

Orson Krennic: I ... don't understand that reference.

Cassian Andor: Omg it's FoB

Chirrut Îmwe: Are we all screaming songs now?

Baze Îmwe: NARWHALES NARWHALES SWIMMING IN THE DEEP!!!!!

Eren Jaëger: TITANS!!!

Jyn Erso: DEATH STAR PLANS!!!

Eren Jaëger: TITANS!!!

Jyn Erso: DEATH STAR PLANS!!!!

Orson's Goldfish: Someone kill me

Saw Gererra: THE WORLD IS COMINGN UNDONE

Bodhi Rook: PILOT²

Lyra Erso: GRAMMARR!!!!!!!!!!!
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OKAY! First announcement. I have decided to write a Rogue One Crackfic. It's kind of like a miniature version of Rogue TXT but much faster paced chapters (kind of like this one).

SECOND!! This is a big announcement so buckle up, buttercup (I'm sorry I just really wanted to say that).

Unfortunately, I have decided to cancel the contest as I am calling this chapter the unofficial end of Rogue TXT. I have been writing this story for seven moths now (it will be eight months on July 1st) and I am burned out. This doesn't meant its over for good. No doubt I'll be posting a few chapters here and there. But I'd like to take some time off this story to get some ideas flowing again and not feel like writing a chapter is a chore.

I'd also like to put my concentration in some other stories. This includes Galennic, Jassian, and The Officer.

But I'd like to say that you guys are the best readers ever! I've earned so many good friends through this book and always had a laugh when someone commented. I love trying to challenge myself by writing things that I am not as familiar with/dislike without using too many inappropriate references and no swear words. And I'll admit, I can't help but laugh hysterically when I read another story and someone shouts 'DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!'

BUT!! Every cloud has a silver lining and I have some good news! I plan on making a Rogue TXT sequel in December and possibly create the same adventure again!

And that's it. I have nothing else to say except I hope you enjoyed the ride along this crazy book because I sure did! Thank you so much for all of your support. Without you wonderful readers, I would have never made it this far. You guys (and gals) are seriously the best group of people I know!

~derp_eyes

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