Orson Krennic: The power that we are dealing with here is immeasurable.

Darth Vader: Dude u have been saying that all week

Palpy: Yeah and it's really annoying.

Orson Krennic: So?

Palpy: Read my last text

Orson Krennic: Wait, who hacked my phone and called you Palpy? I'm pretty sure I set it as Emperor Palpatine

Darth Vader: HAHAHA

Palpy: VAADDDERRR

Orson Krennic: VADER! Change it back now!

Darth Vader: U can't control me old man! Imma higher rank than u

Orson Krennic: Why is everyone calling me old man?

Palpy: well I demand you to change back!

Palpy: Be glad u ain't as old as I am!

Darth Vader: srsly Krennic? Y don't u just do it urself

Orson Krennic: Okay...what do I do?

Darth Vader: 😑👋

Orson Krennic: Make that face and wave my hand? I don't have the Force.

Darth Vader: That's not how the Force works

Darth Vader: Okay so u find ur contacts and then u scroll down until u see the word Palpy and then u tap on that AND THEN u press the edit button and rename Emperor Palpatine, hit 'Done' and viola!

Palpy: I'm pretty sure it's voilà

Darth Vader: yeah yeah whatever

Orson Krennic: I think I did it

Emperor Palpation: Did it work?

Orson Krennic: Yep

Orson Krennic: oh wait

Orson Krennic: autocorrect. It's calling you Emperor Palpation.

Emperor Palpation: DO YOU REALIZE HOW DISTURBING THAT IS?!?

Darth Vader: HAHAHAHA *screenshots convo*

Emperor Palpation: Force dammit, Darth

Orson Krennic: Okay now this should be correct

Emperor Palpatone: Is it?

Orson Krennic: Force damn these tiny keyboards. Now it's Palpatone

Darth Vader: BWAHAHAHA 😂😂

Emperor Palpatone: ...

Orson Krennic: Third time's the charm?

Emperor Palpatone: It better be

Orson Krennic: Okay text something.

Emperor Palpatine: This better work or I'm electrocuting you Krennic

Orson Krennic: Finally!

Dearth Vader: dang

Orson Krennic: You know what? I'm out. Darth is too annoying

Emperor Palpatine: Yeah you're acting like a teenager Darth

Darth Vader: Well I am younger than both of you

Darth Vader: Hello?
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