Dannibal

This idea comes from hazeIIvsque 's chat book and this meme

I didn't make this but this is exactly what I thought after I found out they were the same actor.

Oh yeah, I've never watched or read Hannibal either. I just know who he is.

And like my GoT chapter, this chapter is the result of two wiki searches, an IMBd search, three episodes I watched a month ago, and two movies. Also a search on Ben Mendelsohn.

I don't own anything.
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Hannibal Lecter: Test

Kaecilius: Hi

Hannibal Lecter: Who the heck are you?

Kaecilius: A realm demolisher. Who the heck are you?

Hannibal Lecter: Hannibal

Gaylen: Ooh yay the chat is alive!

Hannibal Lecter: ...

Kaecilius: ...

Gaylen: ... oh it's you two

Hannibal Lecter: Should I even ask who you are?

Gaylen: I'm Lyra's ex and Orson's soon-to-be husband

Kaecilius: That clears up a lot except why is your name Gaylen

Gaylen: Why is your name Kaecilius?

Kaecilius: ... touché

Danny Rayburn: Hi

Gaylen: Who the heck are you?

Danny Rayburn: Not you

Sheriff of Nottingham: WHERE THE HECK IS ROBIN HOOD!!?? IM GONNA KILL THAT LITTLE ************

Danny Rayburn: Probably stealing again

Hannibal Lecter: I just googled Gaylen. Are you Gaylen Ross the actor?

Gaylen: No

Hannibal Lecter: Gaylen Pitts the baseball manager?

Gaylen: ... no

Hannibal Lecter: Gaylen Bendewald the Clinical Social Work/Therapist?

Gaylen: No. I am not.

Kaecilius: *face palm* really Hanny

Hannibal Lecter: Don't call me Hanny if you want to live

Orson Krennic: OH MY BANTHA STOP BLOWIG UP MY PHONE YOU DAMNED ROGUE 6

Everyone: ...

Gaylen: Lyra would be triggered with your terrible spelling and grammar

Orson Krennic: Since when did you care?

Gaylen: I don't. I'm just saying

Hannibal Lecter: Grammar is terrible

Sheriff of Nottingham: Grammar should be outlawed

Kaecilius: Grammar is unnecessary

Danny Rayburn: I don't care

Orson Krennic: ... Galen who the heck are these people

Gaylen: They just appeared. Idk

Kaecilius: I'm a guy who messes with dimensions

Sheriff of Nottingham: I'm someone who wants to arrest Robin Hood

Hannibal Lecter: I'm a psychiatrist who probably needs a psychiatrist of my own

Danny Rayburn: I'm from Florida and a ****** up family

Hannibal Lecter: OMG GALEN ARE YOU GALEN OF PERGAMON THE PHYSICIAN?!!??

Gaylen: NO!!

Orson Krennic: It's Galen Erso if you're wondering.

Danny Rayburn: Isn't he that Star Wars guy?

Orson Krennic: Yep.

Danny Rayburn: Wait a second... aren't you Star Wars?

Orson Krennic: Yep.

Danny Rayburn: How the heck are you talking to me and aware that you're in Star Wars?

Orson Krennic: How are you talking to me and aware that you're in the Milky Way?

Kaecilius: OOOH SNAP

Sheriff of Nottingham: BURNNN

Hannibal Lecter: GALEN CAN I HAVE THE DEATH STAR!???

Gaylen: Why?

Hannibal Lecter: ITS EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE EVER WANTED

Orson Krennic: IT'S MY DEATH STAR!!

Hannibal Lecter: Can I please have it?

Orson Krennic: What would you use it for?

Hannibal Lecter: To blow up stuff

Orson Krennic: ...

Hannibal Lecter: ILL BLOW UP EVERYTHING THAT I DISLIKE AND THEN I CAN BE THE RULER OF THE WORLD!!!

Kaecilius: THATS WHAT I WANT GET AWAY FROM MY WORLD DOMINATION PLANS!!

Danny Rayburn: ... the Mads are fighting

Sheriff of Nottingham: I'm sorry Hannibal Lecter but it looks like I have to put you under arrest

Gaylen: Oh shoot

Hannibal Lecter: No! I'm innocent!

Orson Krennic: ...

Kaecilius: How?

Sheriff of Nottingham: You are under arrest for murder

Hannibal Lecter: I didn't do anything!

Hannibal Lecter: OMG THERES ROBIN HOOD!!!

Sheriff of Nottingham: WHERE!!?

Hannibal Lecter: *runs away*

Kaecilius: HHAHAHAHAHA SUCKER!!!

Danny Rayburn: *hands Hannibal some whisky* Nice one

Hannibal Lecter: What a fool. Tonight I shall chop his head off

Orson Krennic: WTBANTHA

Gaylen: Ddkakdd

Hannibal Lecter: Why are you complaining Krennic

Orson Krennic: WHY WOULD YOU CHOP OFF HIS HEAD???

Danny Rayburn: I don't see why you have a problem with it. You blew up millions of innocent lives

Kaecilius: HEAR HEAR I call that a RayBURN

Danny Rayburn: Why did I see that one coming?

Hannibal Lecter: Because it was bound to happen

Gaylen: I just searched up you guys on the Net. Why the heck does the Sheriff look like a wolf?

Sheriff of Nottingham: What?

Gaylen: Nevermind. Old interpolation of who he was

Orson Krennic: Here's a better question: why do you look like Hannibal and Kaecilius?

Hannibal Lecter: Because Galen is awesome like me

Kaecilius: IT MUST BE A PARALLEL TO OUR UNIVERSE THAT I HAVE NOT LEARNED ABOUT I MUST GET THE EYE OF AGAMOTTO (A/N: I hope I spelled that right)

Orson Krennic: ...

Gaylen: This is so weird

Sheriff of Nottingham: This chat? I agree

Kaecilius: I'm actually surprised no one else is in this chapter. Just us six.

Gaylen: O_O

Danny Rayburn: 00? What's a 00?

Orson Krennic: *facepalm* This is what happens when you leave your family...

Danny Rayburn: ... you suck

Orson Krennic: I do suck. On Gal-

[Kaecilius has interrupted Orson Krennic's text]

Kaecilius: Why is Gaylen saying o.o what did he realize?

Gaylen: WE COULD BE THE OTHER ROGUE 6

Everyone: ...

Orson Krennic: That is one of the stupidest ideas ever

Gaylen: Whyyyyyy

Orson Krennic: Because there's really only two of us. It would be the Rogue Duo

Hannibal Lecter: ... I don't follow

Orson Krennic: Well I searched up each of us on the net and apparently we share the same Earth adaptation actors

Danny Rayburn: ... WAIT I'M ACTED OUT?!??

Kaecilius: ANOTHER PARALLEL REALM?!??

Sheriff of Nottingham: SO I DONT EXIST!???

Gaylen: YOU MEAN PURE LITTLE GAYLEN WHO BUILT THE DEATH STAR IS ALSO A SERIAL KILLER

Hannibal Lecter: I BUILT THE DEATH STAR!??? DREAM COME TRUE!!!

Orson Krennic: Well... I didn't see that last one coming...

Danny Rayburn: So... what does that mean?

Gaylen: It means Dannibal

Everyone: ??

Hannibal Lecter: You spelled my name wrong

Gaylen: No I'm shipping you with Danny

Danny Rayburn: WT*

Hannibal Lecter: Ooh yes!

Orson Krennic: So does that mean Kaecilius-

[Kaecilius has interrupted Orson Krennic's text]

Kaecilius: don't you ****** dare

Orson Krennic: No. I can ship myself with you, right?

Kaecilius: Oh good. For a moment I thought you were going to ship me with the sheriff

Orson Krennic: I could do that. Baddies for life!

Gaylen: Wait... does that mean I'm the only good guy?

Sheriff of Nottingham: I'm a good guy

Robin Hood: Not to me

Sheriff of Nottingham: ROBIN HOOOOODDDDDD

Gaylen: Oh phew. I got worried there

Danny Rayburn: I'm pretty sure I'm borderline good

Hannibal Lecter: I BUILT THE DEATH STAR!!!

Orson Krennic: You need to chill

Hannibal Lecter: Chill? Good idea *shoves Orson into an ice box to suffocate*

Orson Krennic: *lives*

Hannibal Lecter: How even?

Orson Krennic: Because I am amazing.

Danny Rayburn: Like me

Sheriff of Nottingham: And me

Eren Jaëger: TITAAANNNNSSSSSS!!!!

Orson Krennic: Eren get out

Eren Jaëger: No

[Eren Jaëger has kicked everyone]

Mysterious texter: Eren why?

Eren Jaëger: Derp told me to end the chapter so I did

Eren Jaëger: What can I say except your welcome?
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How many of you noticed what I did there?

For those of you don't know,
Kaecilius is from Doctor Strange, Hannibal Lecter is from Hannibal (duh), Danny Rayburn is from Bloodline, and the Sheriff of Nottingham is from Robin Hood. Kaecilius and Hannibal were both acted by Mads Mikkelsen and Danny was acted by Ben Mendelsohn, who might act The Sheriff of Nottingham in the 2018 Robin Hood.

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