WAHOOO!!!! This story is #265 in the humor category! Thank you so much, everyone! Just for that, I might have to write a celebration chapter.

Speaking of chapters, this chapter that will probably end up with the author's notes being longer than the actual story.

I don't own anything. Not even the dad jokes.
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Darth Vader > Luke Skywalker

Darth Vader: I'm hungry

Luke Skywalker: Eat a cookie

Darth Vader: I'll need to make some first

Darth Vader: Would you mind giving my a HAND?!?

Luke Skywalker: I think I am missing a very good reference there

[Meanwhile, in the public group chat 'WTREEK IS GOING ON IN HERE? ITS KRENNYS FAULT! PUNCTUATION!'... ]

Galen Erso: I'm hungry

Orson Krennic: Hello Hungry. I'm Orson.

Galen Erso: Dude that's a dad joke and ur younger than me

Orson Krennic: Still funny. 😂

Han Solo: YOU KNOW THIS IS PUBLIC RIGHT?!??

Lyra Erso: HE'S RIGHT AND YOUR GRAMMAR IS HORRIBLE GALEN!! NOW I KNOW WHO JYN LEARNED IT FROM!!

Orson Krennic: ...

Galen Erso: ...

Jyn Erso: I'm hungry

Orson Krennic: Don't say it.

Galen Erso: ...

Lyra Erso: Hello hungry. I'm Grammar Mom.

Jyn Erso: OMG WHY
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Have you ever had one of these Dad Jokes pulled off on you?

Nope.

Please review!