Oh Force, why did I call this chapter Cri? This can't bode well.

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN

Bodhi Rook: I'm pretty sure you meant 'This can't Bodhi well.' Eh? EH?

Cassian Andor: Guys how are we texting in the author's notes?

Orson Krennic: Logic.

Jyn Erso: And the forth wall

K-2SO: This is awesome

Baze Malbus: And Galen is crying because he can't break the forth wall

derp_eyes: GUYS GO BACK TO THE ACTUAL CHAPTER PART!!!

[derp_eyes has kicked everyone from author's notes]

I don't own anything.
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I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: Like the name?

Orson Krennic: No, I do not.

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: Cri 😰

Orson Krennic: Why do you need to show an emoji when you write cri or vise versa?

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: Why must u ruin everything with ur stupidity?

Orson Krennic:

Orson Krennic: Cri :'(

Baze Malbus: AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH IM DYINGGGG

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: BAZE!!! WHAT HAPPENED!!?! MEDIC!! MEDIC!!!

Cassie The Cat: You don't need a medic. Baze just stubbed his toe

Cassie The Cat: Annnd... I'm a cat again

Orson Krennic: I swear to-

[I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: has interrupted Orson Krennic's text]

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: IF YOU USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN I AM GOING TO KILL YOU WITH MY STICK

Orson Krennic: I wasn't going to use the Force's name in vain

Baze Malbus: GUYSSSSSSSS HEEEELLLLLPP IM BLEEDING OUT!!!!

Cassie The Cat: Stop being a drama queen that's Orson's job

Orson Krennic: Let's not forget who was the bonehead up until the very end of the Rogue One movie

Cassie The Cat: ...

K-2SO: TRU TRU PREEEAACH👊🙌

Bby Ellie: K2, you were the annoying sidekick Threeps replacement

A/N: Threeps is what my siblings and I call C-3PO for short

K-2SO: And you were the headache of the movie

Sharky Rook: Why are we so mean to each other in text but nice to each other in real life except for Orson?

Baze Malbus: CHIRRUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY BEFORE I DIE THAT I LOVE YOU

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: Idk all I know is that u were the guy who had the biggest role in the movie and who got the lamest death Bodhi

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: Kewl Baze. Idc

Shark Rook:

Baze Malbus:

Sharky Rook: cri

Baze Malbus: 😭😭😭 cri

Orson Krennic: I think this chat has turned us into a bunch of crybabies

Bby Ellie: hear hear

Cassie The Cat: Guys where's that healing powder? Baze is begging me to help him fix his toe

Baze Malbus: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PAINFUL IT IS TO STUB A TOE

Orson Krennic: Dude, a stubbed toe shouldn't hurt that much.

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: NO DIRECTOR STUBBED TOES FEEL LIKE A FIRE ON YOUR LITTLE PHALANGES

Bby Ellie: Tru

K-2SO: I wish I knew what a stubbed toe felt like. I cannot feel anything

Sharky Rook: Then it stinks to be you. Here's the powder Cass

K-2SO:

K-2SO: Cri 😿

Cassie The Cat: There. Feel better?

Bby Ellie: What did u use

Cassie The Cat: A few pinches of sugar

Baze Malbus: MUCH BETTER THANK YOU CAPTAIN ANDOR!!!

Baze Malbus: I COULD KISS YOU RIGHT NOW!!!

Sharky Rook: NOOOO

Bby Ellie: NUUUU

K-2SO: NOOOOOUUUUUUUUU

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: NONONONONONO

Cassie The Cat: ...

Orson Krennic: I SHIP IT!!!

Bby Ellie: U ship things?

Orson Krennic: DOES IT HURT TO?!??

Bby Ellie: ... I guess not

Cassie The Cat: OHMIGOSH BAZE JUST KISSED ME WHAT THE BANTHA

Baze Malbus: Hey, I'm lonely and gay. Chirrut won't get together with me, neither will Jyn or Bodhi or Orson or K-2SO. So ur my last option

Cassie The Cat: I don't know what to say about this

Orson Krennic: I'M TEXTING LYRA AND GALEN RIGHT NOW AND TELLING THEM A NEW SHIP HAS ARISEN! I WONDER WHAT THEY WILL DO WITH THEIR DOLLS OF US!?

Cassie The Cat: ... I hate u Orson

Baze Malbus: Let's make random ships!

Baze Malbus: I ship Krandor!

Orson Krennic: Krandor?

Baze Malbus: You and Cassian

K-2SO: NUUUU I SHIP PILOT²

Bby Ellie: JASSIAN AND NOT THE JABBA KIND

Sharky Rook: same bro

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: I think Cassian should be single

Cassie The Cat: WHY

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: Because I ship ErSO, Orsperations, PilotAssassin, and SpiritForce (me and the Force)

Cassie The Cat: I DONT WANNA BE SINGLE

Sharky Rook: ME NEITHER

Bby Ellie: Wait who would I be shipped with, Churrit?

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: U will have to pay for that answer

Bby Ellie: I am not paying. I don't have any money

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: Then at least spell my name right

Bby Ellie: ...

K-2SO: It's obvious you're shipped with me. The name is ErSO

K-2SO: Which could either be pronounced 'Er-so,' 'Er-ess-oh,' or 'Ee-are-ess-oh'

Orson Krennic: I WANT JYNNIC

Sharky Rook: JYNNIC HAPPENED

Orson Krennic: Fine. Then I want RebelPilot

Cassie The Cat: That's me and Jyn right?

Baze Malbus: I think it's Bodhi and Jyn

Orson Krennic: Yerp.

Sharky Rook: JYN ERSO!! ANYTHING THAT GOES WRONG LEMME LEMME LOVE IT GONE

Bby Ellie: wut

Bby Ellie: U kno Chirrut and Baze never get shipped with anyone. The focus is always on me, u, Cassian and Krennic

K-2SO: Don't forget me. No one ships a droid

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: I would make out with the Force if I could

Baze Malbus: I'd make out with Chirrut if I could

K-2SO: I would make out with Cassian if I could

Cassie The Cat: WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR

Orson Krennic: HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is great!! How do you screenshot this?

Bby Ellie: Press the home button and shut off button at the same time

Orson Krennic: Where's the shut off button?

Bby Ellie: *facepalm*

K-2SO: OH CASSIAN HONEY-BOO-BOO!! LETS HAVE SOME FUNN IN THE BED!!

Cassie The Cat: HECK NO K2 U HAD TOO MUCH UCRAYCRAY POWDER

K-2SO: PWEEEEAAAAASSSEEE

Cassie The Cat: I don't want your circuits in me

Orson Krennic: YAY! I took a screenshot!

Bby Ellie: Hooray an old man is catching up with the times

Orson Krennic: ... Cri   ),:

Baze Malbus: CHIRRUT LOVE ME

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: Name five reasons why I should

K-2SO: Y U PUT LOVE AT A RANSOM

Sharky Rook: I WANT THIS GAY SHIP TO SAIL

Bby Ellie: I WANT ANOTHER GIRL IN THIS CHAT!!

Cassie The Cat: I AM NOT MAKING OUT WITH K2

Orson Krennic: THIS IS GOLD!! *screenshots*

Baze Malbus: fine. 5 reasons

Baze Malbus:
1. I have never let you down
2. I'm always there to watch your back
3. I stand up for you when you have trouble standing up for yourself
4. We have been best friends since we were little kids and I taught you how to think of your blindness as a gift, not a disability
5. I have always been your ears and eyes. Without me, you wouldn't have made it this far.

Bby Ellie: That's deep Baze

Baze Malbus: I can give 5 more reasons of you want

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me:

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: OMG BAZE

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: That is so sweet!!

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: I LOVE YOU TOO

Baze Malbus: 😄

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: What do you say we have a little fun times tonight?

Orson Krennic: OH FORCE PLEASE NO NOT IN THE CHAT ROOM

Baze Malbus: That sounds wonderful Chirrut 😏

Baze Malbus and I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN

Sharky Rook: YEAH

K-2SO: lol

Cassie The Cat: I was forgotten about

Bby Ellie: No u weren't. u just have slow thumbs

Cassie The Cat:

Cassie The Cat: I text with my pointer

Bby Ellie: 😱😱😱😱 WHO EVEN DOES THAT

Orson Krennic: Not me. I use my thumb.

Sharky Rook: same except O use both my thumbs

Sharks Rook: I'm assuming Chirrut has Baze texting for him

I Am One With The Force And The Force Is With Me: Nope. I got Ahsoka to do it

Sharky Rook: cool

Baze Malbus: I was ditched as his texting buddy cri

K-2SO: WE MUST GET TOGETHER CASSIAN

Cassie The Cat: NO

Orson Krennic: K2 You might want to go for Jyn. She's kind of hot.

K-2SO:

K-2SO: Actually she is

Bby Ellie: I THOUGHT U WANTED JYNNIC

Orson Krennic: Well it'll probably never happen again so I'm just gonna ship you and K2

K-2SO: JYN WE SHOULD GO OUT

Bby Ellie: Sure!

Cassie The Cat: 😭 Cri

Sharky Rook: Cassian can we please get together?

Cassie The Cat: Okay

Orson Krennic: Yassss!

Orson Krennic: Wait a minute

Orson Krennic: Now I'm alone...

Orson Krennic: :(

Galen Erso: Orson do u wanna go out?

Orson Krennic: YAY

Lyra Erso: NOW I'M SINGLE!

Lyra Erso: Ahsoka wanna go out?

Ahsoka Tano: Sure!

Lux Bonteri: Cri

[Ahsoka Tano has kicked Lux Bonteri from the group chat]
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Wow. What just came out of my fingers?

Bodhi was singing "Love it Gone" by Luke Bryan. Here's the song:

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