Caption Reaction
Note that the last chapter said "unofficial ending" so if you're wondering why there's another chapter, it's because I had writers block (except for the Death Note and Rogue 1 Crack fanfic), TFF4Life recommended some ideas, and my camera roll is taking over too much space.
So let's do this!
I don't own anything.
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Baze Îmwe: Wait we're back?
Eren Jaëger: Pretty sweet huh?
Jyn Erso: Ugh not another halter where we have to deal with Jassian vs. Pilot²
Orson Krennic: Oh come on! Thoss fights are hilarious because the arguments are so irrational.
Jyn Erso: ur irrational
Orson Krennic: I think not.
Jyn Erso: I think too!
Orson Krennic: I think not.
Jyn Erso: I think too!
Orson Krennic: Think not!
Jyn Erso: Think too!
Orson Krennic: Not!
Jyn Erso: Too!
Orson Krennic: Not!
Jyn Erso: Too!
Cassian Andor: Omg stop. Ur gonna give me a headache and ur fighting like a couple
K-2SO: Jynnic!
Chirrut imwe: No
K-2SO: Yeah I kno
Eren Jaëger: Let's play a game!
Baze Îmwe: Like what?
Eren Jaëger: I'm gonna call it Caption Reaction!
Eren Jaëger: All you seven rogues have to do is caption the pictures I send and whoever has the worst caption gets kicked
Cassian Andor: You're on!
K-2SO: Oh no
Baze Îmwe: Hecj yeah!
Orson Krennic: Now this is where the fun begins!
Jyn Erso: I'm so gonna win at this
Anakin Skywalker: *triggered*
Chirrut Îmwe: How am I gonna know what the picture looks like?
Eren Jaëger: That's what Baze is for
K-2SO: Lol
Saw Gererra: Can I join?
Galen Erso: And me?
Lyra Erso: Me too?
Eren Jaëger: Sure
Saw Gererra: Great!
Galen Erso: Yay!
Eren Jaëger: First one!
Jyn Erso: Hey that's me!
Eren Jaëger: That's your caption?
Jyn Erso: What no!
Eren Jaëger: oh yeah. Probably should have said something. The first thing you text after the picture is sent is the caption you're competing with
Jyn Erso: i didn't know that!
Eren Jaëger: You get a redo because you didn't know
Jyn Erso: Yay!
Baze Îmwe: When you hear someone say Jassian is terrible
Orson Krennic: When someone steals your Death Star plans.
Jyn Erso: When you hear your parents discuss going to some social event
Cassian Andor: When you run out of cake
Galen Erso: When someone says Lyren is better than Galennic
Bodhi Rook: Dang it. Krennic has the high ground
Lyra Erso: That face you make when your mother pesters you about grammar.
K-2SO: When you realize you're a little idiot
Chirrut Îmwe: Well dang how was I supposed to know the Death Star Plans are fake?
Saw Gererra: Waiting for Krennic to say something intelligent
Eren Jaëger: I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at these terrible captions
Jyn Erso: They are fantastic
Baze Îmwe: Wait are you the judge?
Eren Jaëger: Yep
Eren Jaëger: And I say k2 is out
[Eren Jaëger has kicked K-2SO from the group chat]
Eren Jaëger: Next round!
Eren Jaëger:
Bodhi Rook: How come you get the Death Star plans and I don't?
Galen Erso: No! Rogue One is that way! This is why you can never trust a woman with directions!
Saw Gererra: Join the Rebellion they said. It'll be fun they said.
Baze Îmwe: Hey jyn I think I see your future husband- Oohh wait. His head just got fried.
Cassian Andor: Making my way downtown
With my *****
She's gonna make me a sandwich
Lyra Erso: RUN ERSO RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!
Orson Krennic: I think that stormtrooper might know some spoilers for The Last Jedi! Let's go ask him!
Jyn Erso: I know I said getting the Death Star Plans would be good for the Rebellion but this is ridiculous
Chirrut Îmwe: Krennic's chasing us and he looks mad. I wonder what he wants.
Eren Jaëger: That's more like it!
Eren Jaëger: And it's a lot harder to judge
Eren Jaëger: I think I'm going to have to kick Saw
[Eren Jaëger has kicked Saw Gererra from the group chat]
Eren Jaëger:
Lyra Erso: I only ordered one child!
Chirrut Îmwe: Don't look at me! He did it all!
Orson Krennic: What am I supposed to do with these things?
Cassian Andor: I swear I'm telling the truth! He did it!
Jyn Erso: So that's why they're called minifigures... right?
Galen Erso: No Sabine. YOU need to clean up your room, not Chirrut.
Bodhi Rook: My dead weights were destroyed on Scarif so I hope you two don't mind being substitutes
Baze Îmwe: Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? Let me tell you, my children. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend...
Eren Jaëger: I love this chat
Eren Jaëger: Oh btw Baze ur out
[Eren Jaëger has kicked Baze Îmwe from the group chat]
Eren Jaëger:
Orson Krennic: (The heck is that?)
Eren Jaëger A/N: Which just autocorrected to Eren sherbet: (A Titan!)
Chirrut Îmwe: I'LL COME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLL
Jyn Erso: WHO STOLE MY CHEESEBURGER!??
Cassian Andor: Me when Trump's wall goes up
Lyra Erso: MAKE YOUR OWN DAMNED DINNER!!!!
Orson Krennic: When Tarkin tries to take the Death Star away.
Bodhi Rook: HULLLKK SMASSSHH!!!
Galen Erso: When someone doesn't give you credit for doing all the work.
Eren Jaëger: XD Nice
Eren Jaëger: I'm kicking Jyn
[Eren Jaëger has kicked Jyn Erso from the group chat]
Eren Jaëger:
A/N: Credit to the talented artist whose watermark I cannot read from here.
Bodhi Rook: Don't you dare think Galennic is better than Lyren!
Galen Erso: (I was gonna say the opposite!)
Bodhi Rook: (U snooze u lose)
Lyra Erso: It's your night to wash the dishes!
Orson Krennic: OKAY!! OKAY!! I'M SORRY I THINK PILOT² IS BETTER THAN JASSIAN!! (Not)
Galen Erso: Man up and marry Galen already!
Chirrut Îmwe: We stand amidst MY SCARIF VICTORY!!! NOT YOURS!!
Cassian Andor: It was at this moment Krennic realized he kriffed up
Cassian Andor: (I DID NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!)
Chirrut Îmwe: (Yay! 😊)
Eren Jaëger: Why is this so entertaining?
Eren Jaëger: oh bye Cass
[Eren Jaëger has kicked Cassian Andor from the group chat]
Eren Jaëger:
Orson Krennic: When you realize S3 is the last season of Bloodline.
Danny Rayburn: (Oh wow ur breaking the 4th wall too?)
Orson Krennic: (I'm trying to find the fifth wall. I already shattered the fourth.)
Galen Erso: When derp likes Jynnic better than Galennic
derp_eyes: (I am insulted)
Danny Rayburn: (Ur the one writing this book so why ru insulted? U asked for this)
Hannibal Lecter: (RayBURN!!!)
Danny Rayburn: (Dammit Lecter)
Bodhi Rook: BUT I WAS GOING TO TOCHE STATION TO PICK UP SOME POWER CONVERTERS!!
Lyra Erso: Me at the end or Rogue One.
Chirrut Îmwe: When no one remembers who Baze is (A/N: Seriously. So many people forget Baze's name
Eren Jaëger: XD
Danny Rayburn: When you realize Dannibal is a great ship but will never happen because derp is too lazy to work on the fanfiction
derp_eyes: You're insulting me again?
Danny Rayburn: Nope. Just telling the truth
derp_eyes: I am surrounded by lunatics
Orson Krennic: But you're are a lunatic.
Hannibal Lecter: This chapter gets better and better
Eren Jaëger: Too bad I have to kicked our Dannibal friends
Hannibal Lecter: NUUUUUU LET US STAY
Danny Rayburn: We'll be nice (no promises)
Eren Jaëger: Fine. Chirrut
[Eren Jaëger has kicked Chirrut Îmwe from the group chat]
Eren Jaëger:
Hannibal Lecter: T.G.I.F
Danny Rayburn: (It's not Friday you ********)
Hannibal Lecter: (...)
Danny Rayburn: My life in a screenshot
Hannibal Lecter: (You have a sad life)
Danny Rayburn: (At least it includes drinking)
Galen Erso: Trying to dance be like
Lyra Erso: The 21st century in a nutshell.
Orson Krennic: Me when Tarkin dies.
Wilhuff Tarkin: (Were not gonna make Tarkrennic? ☹️)
Orson Krennic: (Die.)
Bodhi Rook: Party like its BBY 5
Eren Jaëger: ... I'm not sure who to kick because they're all terrible
Galen Erso: Come on! Mine's amazing!
Eren Jaëger: Yeah... sorry Galen
[Eren Jaëger has kicked Galen Erso from the group chat]
Eren Jaëger:
Orson Krennic: (wtf Jaëger.)
Danny Rayburn: (U have sinned. Chirrut will kill u)
Orson Krennic: (...)
Hannibal Lecter: (You Paul Benjamin Mendelsohns need to chill)
Danny Rayburn: (Just like ur human meat)
Bodhi Rook: (RayBURN!!)
Orson Krennic: (I missed that reference)
Eren Jaëger: (Let's move it people! We only have so many words before we get cut!)
Bodhi Rook: I'm a bird MothmaForcer! I'm a bird! (sorry not sorry Chirrut)
Lyra Erso: Great. Now just stand there and pretend you're a clothing mannequin.
Danny Rayburn: Don't mind me. I'm just drying off my armpits
Hannibal Lecter: (wtf)
Orson Krennic: I don't care if you're standing on a platform. I'm still taller than you!
Hannibal Lecter: Still a better love story than Twilight
Eren Jaëger: You guys are burning out. Bye Bodhi
[Eren Jaëger has kicked Bodhi Rook from the group chat]
Eren Jaëger: Are we counting Hannibal and Danny from here out
Hannibal Lecter: Yep
Eren Jaëger: Fine
Eren Jaëger:
Lyra Erso: Is this thing recording?
Hannibal Lecter: *sees food* For dog? :)
Orson Krennic: Trying to take a selfie be like
Danny Rayburn: psst I know where we can see Krennic and Galen make out
Eren Jaëger: ded but sorry Orson
[Eren Jaëger has kicked Orson Krennic from the group chat]
Eren Jaëger:
Hannibal Lecter: The two emotions parents feel when they let their kids drive
Lyra Erso: IF YOU HAD LISTENED TO ME WE WOULDN'T BE LOST!!
But you're driving...
Danny Rayburn: The family road trip in a single screenshot
Eren Jaëger: Can we just appreciate the fact that all three of the captions are about driving?
Eren Jaëger: Oh yeah. Sorry Danny
Danny Rayburn: Well... what's new?
[Eren Jaëger has kicked Danny Rayburn from the group chat]
Eren Jaëger: Last one!
Eren Jaëger:
Lyra Erso: I did not hit the reek! The reek hit my car!
Hannibal Lecter: Waiting for your friend to stop telling tall tales
Eren Jaëger: ... well this is hard
Eren Jaëger: But I think I'm gonna go with Hannibal
Hannbal Lecter: Yay!
[Eren Jaëger has kicked Lyra Erso from the group chat]
Hannibal Lecter: So what do I win?
Eren Jaëger: A Titan. It'll help you gather more meat
Hannibal Lecter: Coolio
Eren Jaëger: Okay I'm out. BYEEE
Hannibal Lecter: Bye!
[Hannibal Lecter has joined group chat 'EAT PISTACHIOS!!']
Hannibal Lecter: Guys I won!
Orson Krennic: Danny, truth or dare?
Danny Rayburn: Dare
Orson Krennic: I dare you to kiss Hannibal.
Hannibal Lecter: Well that escalated quickly
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Idk.
QUESTION!! So I was thinking of entering this story into the 2017 Wattys. But I'm not sure if it fits its rating (it's not mature). I make some references to some mature content and I have plenty of bleeped out swear words. Do you think this story is eligible to be in the Wattys without a mature rating? Comment what you think!
And please review!
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