Caption Reaction

Note that the last chapter said "unofficial ending" so if you're wondering why there's another chapter, it's because I had writers block (except for the Death Note and Rogue 1 Crack fanfic), TFF4Life recommended some ideas, and my camera roll is taking over too much space.

So let's do this!

I don't own anything.
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Baze Îmwe: Wait we're back?

Eren Jaëger: Pretty sweet huh?

Jyn Erso: Ugh not another halter where we have to deal with Jassian vs. Pilot²

Orson Krennic: Oh come on! Thoss fights are hilarious because the arguments are so irrational.

Jyn Erso: ur irrational

Orson Krennic: I think not.

Jyn Erso: I think too!

Orson Krennic: I think not.

Jyn Erso: I think too!

Orson Krennic: Think not!

Jyn Erso: Think too!

Orson Krennic: Not!

Jyn Erso: Too!

Orson Krennic: Not!

Jyn Erso: Too!

Cassian Andor: Omg stop. Ur gonna give me a headache and ur fighting like a couple

K-2SO: Jynnic!

Chirrut imwe: No

K-2SO: Yeah I kno

Eren Jaëger: Let's play a game!

Baze Îmwe: Like what?

Eren Jaëger: I'm gonna call it Caption Reaction!

Eren Jaëger: All you seven rogues have to do is caption the pictures I send and whoever has the worst caption gets kicked

Cassian Andor: You're on!

K-2SO: Oh no

Baze Îmwe: Hecj yeah!

Orson Krennic: Now this is where the fun begins!

Jyn Erso: I'm so gonna win at this

Anakin Skywalker: *triggered*

Chirrut Îmwe: How am I gonna know what the picture looks like?

Eren Jaëger: That's what Baze is for

K-2SO: Lol

Saw Gererra: Can I join?

Galen Erso: And me?

Lyra Erso: Me too?

Eren Jaëger: Sure

Saw Gererra: Great!

Galen Erso: Yay!

Eren Jaëger: First one!

Jyn Erso: Hey that's me!

Eren Jaëger: That's your caption?

Jyn Erso: What no!

Eren Jaëger: oh yeah. Probably should have said something. The first thing you text after the picture is sent is the caption you're competing with

Jyn Erso: i didn't know that!

Eren Jaëger: You get a redo because you didn't know

Jyn Erso: Yay!

Baze Îmwe: When you hear someone say Jassian is terrible

Orson Krennic: When someone steals your Death Star plans.

Jyn Erso: When you hear your parents discuss going to some social event

Cassian Andor: When you run out of cake

Galen Erso: When someone says Lyren is better than Galennic

Bodhi Rook: Dang it. Krennic has the high ground

Lyra Erso: That face you make when your mother pesters you about grammar.

K-2SO: When you realize you're a little idiot

Chirrut Îmwe: Well dang how was I supposed to know the Death Star Plans  are fake?

Saw Gererra: Waiting for Krennic to say something intelligent

Eren Jaëger: I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at these terrible captions

Jyn Erso: They are fantastic

Baze Îmwe: Wait are you the judge?

Eren Jaëger: Yep

Eren Jaëger: And I say k2 is out

[Eren Jaëger has kicked K-2SO from the group chat]

Eren Jaëger: Next round!

Eren Jaëger:

Bodhi Rook: How come you get the Death Star plans and I don't?

Galen Erso: No! Rogue One is that way! This is why you can never trust a woman with directions!

Saw Gererra: Join the Rebellion they said. It'll be fun they said.

Baze Îmwe: Hey jyn I think I see your future husband- Oohh wait. His head just got fried.

Cassian Andor: Making my way downtown
With my *****
She's gonna make me a sandwich

Lyra Erso: RUN ERSO RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!

Orson Krennic: I think that stormtrooper might know some spoilers for The Last Jedi! Let's go ask him!

Jyn Erso: I know I said getting the Death Star Plans would be good for the Rebellion but this is ridiculous

Chirrut Îmwe: Krennic's chasing us and he looks mad. I wonder what he wants.

Eren Jaëger: That's more like it!

Eren Jaëger: And it's a lot harder to judge

Eren Jaëger: I think I'm going to have to kick Saw

[Eren Jaëger has kicked Saw Gererra from the group chat]

Eren Jaëger:

Lyra Erso: I only ordered one child!

Chirrut Îmwe: Don't look at me! He did it all!

Orson Krennic: What am I supposed to do with these things?

Cassian Andor: I swear I'm telling the truth! He did it!

Jyn Erso: So that's why they're called minifigures... right?

Galen Erso: No Sabine. YOU need to clean up your room, not Chirrut.

Bodhi Rook: My dead weights were destroyed on Scarif so I hope you two don't mind being substitutes

Baze Îmwe: Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? Let me tell you, my children. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend...

Eren Jaëger: I love this chat

Eren Jaëger: Oh btw Baze ur out

[Eren Jaëger has kicked Baze Îmwe from the group chat]

Eren Jaëger:

Orson Krennic: (The heck is that?)

Eren Jaëger A/N: Which just autocorrected to Eren sherbet: (A Titan!)

Chirrut Îmwe: I'LL COME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLL

Jyn Erso: WHO STOLE MY CHEESEBURGER!??

Cassian Andor: Me when Trump's wall goes up

Lyra Erso: MAKE YOUR OWN DAMNED DINNER!!!!

Orson Krennic: When Tarkin tries to take the Death Star away.

Bodhi Rook: HULLLKK SMASSSHH!!!

Galen Erso: When someone doesn't give you credit for doing all the work.

Eren Jaëger: XD Nice

Eren Jaëger: I'm kicking Jyn

[Eren Jaëger has kicked Jyn Erso from the group chat]

Eren Jaëger:

A/N: Credit to the talented artist whose watermark I cannot read from here.

Bodhi Rook: Don't you dare think Galennic is better than Lyren!

Galen Erso: (I was gonna say the opposite!)

Bodhi Rook: (U snooze u lose)

Lyra Erso: It's your night to wash the dishes!

Orson Krennic: OKAY!! OKAY!! I'M SORRY I THINK PILOT² IS BETTER THAN JASSIAN!! (Not)

Galen Erso: Man up and marry Galen already!

Chirrut Îmwe: We stand amidst MY SCARIF VICTORY!!! NOT YOURS!!

Cassian Andor: It was at this moment Krennic realized he kriffed up

Cassian Andor: (I DID NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!)

Chirrut Îmwe: (Yay! 😊)

Eren Jaëger: Why is this so entertaining?

Eren Jaëger: oh bye Cass

[Eren Jaëger has kicked Cassian Andor from the group chat]

Eren Jaëger:

Orson Krennic: When you realize S3 is the last season of Bloodline.

Danny Rayburn: (Oh wow ur breaking the 4th wall too?)

Orson Krennic: (I'm trying to find the fifth wall. I already shattered the fourth.)

Galen Erso: When derp likes Jynnic better than Galennic

derp_eyes: (I am insulted)

Danny Rayburn: (Ur the one writing this book so why ru insulted? U asked for this)

Hannibal Lecter: (RayBURN!!!)

Danny Rayburn: (Dammit Lecter)

Bodhi Rook: BUT I WAS GOING TO TOCHE STATION TO PICK UP SOME POWER CONVERTERS!!

Lyra Erso: Me at the end or Rogue One.

Chirrut Îmwe: When no one remembers who Baze is (A/N: Seriously. So many people forget Baze's name

Eren Jaëger: XD

Danny Rayburn: When you realize Dannibal is a great ship but will never happen because derp is too lazy to work on the fanfiction

derp_eyes: You're insulting me again?

Danny Rayburn: Nope. Just telling the truth

derp_eyes: I am surrounded by lunatics

Orson Krennic: But you're are a lunatic.

Hannibal Lecter: This chapter gets better and better

Eren Jaëger: Too bad I have to kicked our Dannibal friends

Hannibal Lecter: NUUUUUU LET US STAY

Danny Rayburn: We'll be nice (no promises)

Eren Jaëger: Fine. Chirrut

[Eren Jaëger has kicked Chirrut Îmwe from the group chat]

Eren Jaëger:

Hannibal Lecter: T.G.I.F

Danny Rayburn: (It's not Friday you ********)

Hannibal Lecter: (...)

Danny Rayburn: My life in a screenshot

Hannibal Lecter: (You have a sad life)

Danny Rayburn: (At least it includes drinking)

Galen Erso: Trying to dance be like

Lyra Erso: The 21st century in a nutshell.

Orson Krennic: Me when Tarkin dies.

Wilhuff Tarkin: (Were not gonna make Tarkrennic? ☹️)

Orson Krennic: (Die.)

Bodhi Rook: Party like its BBY 5

Eren Jaëger: ... I'm not sure who to kick because they're all terrible

Galen Erso: Come on! Mine's amazing!

Eren Jaëger: Yeah... sorry Galen

[Eren Jaëger has kicked Galen Erso from the group chat]

Eren Jaëger:

Orson Krennic: (wtf Jaëger.)

Danny Rayburn: (U have sinned. Chirrut will kill u)

Orson Krennic: (...)

Hannibal Lecter: (You Paul Benjamin Mendelsohns need to chill)

Danny Rayburn: (Just like ur human meat)

Bodhi Rook: (RayBURN!!)

Orson Krennic: (I missed that reference)

Eren Jaëger: (Let's move it people! We only have so many words before we get cut!)

Bodhi Rook: I'm a bird MothmaForcer! I'm a bird! (sorry not sorry Chirrut)

Lyra Erso: Great. Now just stand there and pretend you're a clothing mannequin.

Danny Rayburn: Don't mind me. I'm just drying off my armpits

Hannibal Lecter: (wtf)

Orson Krennic: I don't care if you're standing on a platform. I'm still taller than you!

Hannibal Lecter: Still a better love story than Twilight

Eren Jaëger: You guys are burning out. Bye Bodhi

[Eren Jaëger has kicked Bodhi Rook from the group chat]

Eren Jaëger: Are we counting Hannibal and Danny from here out

Hannibal Lecter: Yep

Eren Jaëger: Fine

Eren Jaëger:

Lyra Erso: Is this thing recording?

Hannibal Lecter: *sees food* For dog? :)

Orson Krennic: Trying to take a selfie be like

Danny Rayburn: psst I know where we can see Krennic and Galen make out

Eren Jaëger: ded but sorry Orson

[Eren Jaëger has kicked Orson Krennic from the group chat]

Eren Jaëger:

Hannibal Lecter: The two emotions parents feel when they let their kids drive

Lyra Erso: IF YOU HAD LISTENED TO ME WE WOULDN'T BE LOST!!
But you're driving...

Danny Rayburn: The family road trip in a single screenshot

Eren Jaëger: Can we just appreciate the fact that all three of the captions are about driving?

Eren Jaëger: Oh yeah. Sorry Danny

Danny Rayburn: Well... what's new?

[Eren Jaëger has kicked Danny Rayburn from the group chat]

Eren Jaëger: Last one!

Eren Jaëger:

Lyra Erso: I did not hit the reek! The reek hit my car!

Hannibal Lecter: Waiting for your friend to stop telling tall tales

Eren Jaëger: ... well this is hard

Eren Jaëger: But I think I'm gonna go with Hannibal

Hannbal Lecter: Yay!

[Eren Jaëger has kicked Lyra Erso from the group chat]

Hannibal Lecter: So what do I win?

Eren Jaëger: A Titan. It'll help you gather more meat

Hannibal Lecter: Coolio

Eren Jaëger: Okay I'm out. BYEEE

Hannibal Lecter: Bye!

[Hannibal Lecter has joined group chat 'EAT PISTACHIOS!!']

Hannibal Lecter: Guys I won!

Orson Krennic: Danny, truth or dare?

Danny Rayburn: Dare

Orson Krennic: I dare you to kiss Hannibal.

Hannibal Lecter: Well that escalated quickly
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Idk.

QUESTION!! So I was thinking of entering this story into the 2017 Wattys. But I'm not sure if it fits its rating (it's not mature). I make some references to some mature content and I have plenty of bleeped out swear words. Do you think this story is eligible to be in the Wattys without a mature rating? Comment what you think!

And please review!

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